| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Newo |
Posted - 01/18/2005 : 03:05:29
I´ve been thinking after the Concentration Camp thread, and just a short note to say I do not give a rat´s ass for on/offtopic. Would you sit in a bar or coffee shop and say to friends Sorry but there is a certain conversational stream we must keep to? They´d call you a control freak if they care for you at all. I refuse to accept the energy of control, if I do I´m just going to tune in with those willing to control me and others, and as we can see when we look away from the screen there are plenty of puppet Caesars willing to take it to quite freaky limits. Ta but no ta.
xoxoxo
Owen
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 07:42:11
To be fair to Owen, he has only been learning for a few weeks. Shouldn't stop him being picked though.
Love, love, my season |
| Newo |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 07:33:05
His Spanish sucks too, though it´s pretty spiffy compared to Michael "Muchoz Graseez" Owen. It´s an interesting dialect, Professional Footballer Castillian.
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You know the man you hate? you look more like him every day. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 19:43:42
Cheesy, I will defer to you on this but don't you agree that Beckham
is the ultimate chav? Not because he's a footballer but because
after his marriage to Anorexic Spice he has become tabloid fodder,
with his trashy attire and silly affairs?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 17:01:13
Yeah he scored a lot of goals on loan at Sheffield Wednesday didn't he? Is he central midfield?
I was thinking about Rooney too. Scored a couple of belters for a chav today though.
Love, love, my season |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 16:08:43
Puh-lease. You name a footballer the ultimate chav and neglect to mention Wayne Rooney?
(PS, I think Alan Hansen muttered something about 6'9 once, but he's actually 6'7. And awesome. See, we all made fun of him when he joined, but the guy has skills to pay the bills. Once we get Kevin Phillips, Nigel Quashie and Fabrice Fernandes match fit, we're on our way. Kenwyne Jones looked pretty sharp as well.)
"What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise, is in fact the brilliant music of a genius" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 13:44:45
I'm on it, Homers. I'm all over it.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 13:14:53
I am impressed Kathryn. Especially as you choose a player wearing the kit of the greatest football club in the world.
Love, love, my season |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 13:08:04
Unfortunately, yes. We have given you Britney and what's his name
and you have given us Posh Spice and Beckham.
Not to change the subject or to show my age, but here is a girlhood
hero of mine:
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 13:00:12
You know who he is over there?
Love, love, my season |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 12:42:48
I am here to destroy the skort.
I will use a key word in Daisy's defense of said scary garment to bolster
my argument that it should be outlawed. Daisy used the word "child."
The skort is somewhat OK for little girls but not women.
To recap: skort, bad; maybe somewhat OK for little girls and this
best Brit footballer, who is also the ultimate Chav:
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 10:55:56
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
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Clothing that frightens
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I do not kid when I say that I fear that sartorial nightmare
called "skorts," the skirt -and-shorts combination. It is both
ugly and scary, to me.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
Oh my god! What a freakish invention. I have never even heard of such nonsense.
Love, love, my season
I am here to defend the skort. I had them as a 70's child. Back then they were calld cool-lots I think part of the appeal is the tomboy aspect that it looks like you are wearing a skirt but you're really wearing shorts. They came back in the early '90's. I bought some.
I think they're cute... but I wouldn't wear one now. But they are way better than ugg boots. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 09:08:22
I thought he was 6'9".
Who are you talking about Kathryn? I assume it's Sir Bobby Charlton or Bryan Robson?
Love, love, my season |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 09:03:50
Are you referring to Peter Crouch?
6'7" of class.
"What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise, is in fact the brilliant music of a genius" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 08:12:58
Is it time to post a photo of England's most famous "footballer"?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 07:49:03
Look at Southampton go Simon. I predicted the score right in the predictions league at my ex work too.
Love, love, my season |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 07:06:53
We had those cullotes things, wide leg shorts that look like skirts because of the sheer wideness of it all without the silly flap.
Still shit though.
you
me
we used to be on fire |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 07:05:07
Off-topic hey? Anyone here a Portsmouth fan?
"What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise, is in fact the brilliant music of a genius" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 06:57:11
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
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Clothing that frightens
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I do not kid when I say that I fear that sartorial nightmare
called "skorts," the skirt -and-shorts combination. It is both
ugly and scary, to me.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
Oh my god! What a freakish invention. I have never even heard of such nonsense.
Love, love, my season |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 14:41:13
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| Newo |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 11:25:32
Spamdiddlyam that Spam I Am that Spam I Am I do not like that Spam I Am.
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You know the man you hate? you look more like him every day. |
| frank black conspiracy |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 11:22:31
both available from ChavCity.com (EDIT: o.m.g, this site actually exists) |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 11:12:50
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Clothing that frightens
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I do not kid when I say that I fear that sartorial nightmare
called "skorts," the skirt -and-shorts combination. It is both
ugly and scary, to me.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 19:52:00
It's called a skirt round here
you
me
we used to be on fire |
| VoVat |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 19:03:40
Has anyone ever seen a single pant, or a single trouser?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 12:14:35
Newo can talk himself some good Celtic, too.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 06:34:47
Newo. All words sound better in the launguages of 'Latin' countries.
Love, love, my season |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 06:33:46
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I think we have a winner.
Love, love, my season
And who's that?
The blood in my veins and the wind in my lungs
And I am breathless without you
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| Newo |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 06:30:42
I´d like to thank my friends and family and my spleen who keeps me safe from hepatitus mwah loveyoubabe...
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You know the man you hate? you look more like him every day. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 06:24:30
I think we have a winner.
Love, love, my season |
| Newo |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 06:06:32
I call trousers pantsalones.
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You know the man you hate? you look more like him every day. |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 03:01:47
Trousers, pants, calças... etc...
The blood in my veins and the wind in my lungs
And I am breathless without you
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 02:43:42
Can I just say that I call trousers pants.
Love, love, my season |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 00:43:30
Yes Vovat, that's it, I take one leg and kittie takes the other...we like to share, and as those trousers/pants are so nice!
Why are you teaching me this weird english?
The blood in my veins and the wind in my lungs
And I am breathless without you
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| VoVat |
Posted - 01/26/2005 : 18:01:47
quote:
we shouod make our own secret forum.
With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the forum!
quote:
I want that trousers too...can you share with mee kittie?
You're going to be sharing the same pair of trousers? Is this some crazy act for the Gong Show or something?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 16:29:11
Rita, I wish you wouldn't learn this weird English
from Homers and kittie. The correct word is "pants,"
not "trousers."
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
