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| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/15/2005 : 21:27:05
I have one of those brains that likes to run through problems and not let me sleep until I've either thought of a solution or decided it was a dumb problem.
It's 05:14 (am) and I came up with this: The Black Hole. I've been watching the forum and thinking about the problems posed in the thread about forum change. You have two halves as I see it, the half that dislikes the 'nothing' threads and derailment and the half that finds it all very funny and entertaining.
So what can anyone do? I don't think stopping people talking about what they want to talk about is viable. And some of the 'old schoolers' don't want to not be active in the forum.
Often I hear mention of the henhouse, I went back and read through (not all 103 pages) but some of it to see what sort of a thread it was, because this thread was so highly advocated by some I thought it might be worth starting an alternative, hence the black hole.
I guess it's an experiment. The way I think it could work is by bringing up some of the things that people seem to think do not warrant a thread of their own, in here instead. Highlighting it as a topic someone wants to discuss and taking it from there, something like:
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Checkout girls, really hot or really rough, no middleground?
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followed by the point you would make followed by the usual thread 'noise'
I don't know how well this would work, I don't know if the mods will like it. It's all I can think of right now. It's a very scientific experiment if you will, and scientific progress as we all know goes boink.
so first up for discussion:
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Black Hole Thread - A seriously lame idea???
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Seriously? what do you think? Just a random thread to contain the alleged crap? If anyone has a better idea??
you
me
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 17:52:27
Thanks VoVat - thats really very reassuring
(you secret escargot addict)
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| VoVat |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 15:39:21
Wait, WHAT French products? I don't use a whole lot of escargot or champagne in my daily life. :P
(Just kidding, of course. About France not making any products, that is. I really DON'T use a lot of escargot or champagne in my daily life.)
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 12:52:19
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
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Weird french forum
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so it's 5.45 am and I'm thinking about watching a film and flicking through my cheesy film collection and remember BAD TASTE which is one of my favourites. I'm smoking so want to finish my cigarette before I go to bed to watch this film. I search the film online and come accross the ultimate bad taste website and am flicking through this loking at the pictures and reading up some more on the film when I see the lobby cards section. One of the lobby cards is from my favourite scene in the film and referenced to a site called DeVil Dead. I go to this DeVil Dead site and it's a french site. Mt french is piss poor. I decide to pop to their forum to see if they have a helpfull english speaking mod but before I get that far notice a thread on BAD BOY BUBBY a film I have been after for ages becasue it's one of the sickest funniest things ever. Dutifully I click on this thread...
http://www.devildead.com/indexforum.php
... and whilst the boys have (almost) sensible geeky avatar things the GIRLS! the girls avatars are all shockingly quite naked or suggestive! Did geekdom become cool all of a sudden? are girls going to have to get their bits out to interest a geeky-boy? this is disturbing and I may have to go lock up my ex if this is the case.
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me
we used to be on fire
I forget where but somewhere on our great and mighty forum
there is a French section where the French finance boys
get together and post in French.
Which reminds me that very early this morning I was driving behind a car with a dumb-ass bumper sticker that displayed
the French flag with a slash thru it and the words "boycott
French products," which is the lowest point of moronic U.S. imperialistic isolationist stupidity I have ever witnessed.
This encounter started off my bad on the wrong foot, so to
speak.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| VoVat |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 12:42:58
Tre, you got it all wrong.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 06:40:37
it has a ring to it though dont you think?
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| darwin |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 01:59:04
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
which is different to darwins dry humping,
I don't think I like that phrase. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 21:59:48
please someone tell me I got it all wrong!
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we used to be on fire |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 21:54:22
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Weird french forum
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so it's 5.45 am and I'm thinking about watching a film and flicking through my cheesy film collection and remember BAD TASTE which is one of my favourites. I'm smoking so want to finish my cigarette before I go to bed to watch this film. I search the film online and come accross the ultimate bad taste website and am flicking through this loking at the pictures and reading up some more on the film when I see the lobby cards section. One of the lobby cards is from my favourite scene in the film and referenced to a site called DeVil Dead. I go to this DeVil Dead site and it's a french site. Mt french is piss poor. I decide to pop to their forum to see if they have a helpfull english speaking mod but before I get that far notice a thread on BAD BOY BUBBY a film I have been after for ages becasue it's one of the sickest funniest things ever. Dutifully I click on this thread...
http://www.devildead.com/indexforum.php
... and whilst the boys have (almost) sensible geeky avatar things the GIRLS! the girls avatars are all shockingly quite naked or suggestive! Did geekdom become cool all of a sudden? are girls going to have to get their bits out to interest a geeky-boy? this is disturbing and I may have to go lock up my ex if this is the case.
you
me
we used to be on fire |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 09:53:20
Can't a medical professional straighten this out?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 09:21:14
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
The MMO is physically possible.
The MMO relies on a phenomenon known as the dry orgasm, which is different to darwins dry humping, so is entirely possible.
I think its absoloutely possible.
So THATS what that was?!
I remember being terrified I'd just given her babies with my peepee or that something was broken. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 09:06:20
VoVat, you know how to change the direction of the thread, feel free.
HPM, ha!
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 04:37:14
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
The MMO is physically possible.
The MMO relies on a phenomenon known as the dry orgasm, which is different to darwins dry humping, so is entirely possible.
I think its absoloutely possible.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 02:46:18
I don't wanna talk about sex if it's gonna be so scientific. These girls have no passion, no romance.
Love, love, my season |
| VoVat |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 21:12:20
I object to the sexual turn this thread has taken! Can't we talk about nice, clean subjects, like breakfast cereals or something?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 18:42:51
Fine. Good. But I maintain that the MMO is physically
impossible due to the refractory period and all.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| dayanara |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 17:30:48
who says we never talk about sex anymore?
kiki, i think the deadline is the 30th. remember when i volunteered you? it was right before i started ranting about pie.
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 17:28:24
The MMO is physically possible.
The clit thing I'm less sure of in anatomical terms.
The MMO relies on a phenomenon known as the dry orgasm, which is different to darwins dry humping, so is entirely possible.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 16:31:25
She's calling you a liar Kitty.
Love, love, my season |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 16:19:00
Like that skank in the photo, the MMO is not anatomically possible
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 16:17:16
That's some weird science.
Love, love, my season |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 16:05:39
she wouldn't talk about slit-clit interfaces then?
not even in the name of science?
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 16:01:20
Miss Kittie! There are youngsters reading this thread! Frank's
fan base covers many an age group. Please, restrain yourself
and act appropriately as the, yes, fascinating and wonderful
and constantly missed and witty and sweet, and did I mention
brilliant, Tre would do were she with us still.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 16:00:48
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
That Tre sounds fascinating by the way
you
me
we used to be on fire
I met her once...she was a fascinating girl. I even gave her many kisses and hugs, how I miss her!
The blood in my veins and the wind in my lungs
And I am breathless without you
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 16:00:26
Aaah right, I thought you were talking about the "other thing" that Tre mentioned from some radio play.
Oh yeah an MMO is certainly possible.
Love, love, my season |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 15:58:50
no I was talking about opening up the slit in the head of a penis and fucking it with your clit.
going to give it a go in the name of science?
That Tre sounds fascinating by the way
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 15:53:58
Right. You're new. There was this girl, she was great, the best, really, anyway, her name was Tre and she mentioned this thing called the male multiple orgasm. I was thinking maybe this was what you were talking about.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 15:51:30
MMO?
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 15:44:59
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
did you do it yet Kathryn? is it physically possible?
if you didn't manage it I might have to try to get one of the boys to convince their better halfs, don't leave me to rely on the boys
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we used to be on fire
Remind me what the "it" is . Do what?
Please tell me this isn't about the MMO.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 15:27:47
Of course it isn't possible.
Love, love, my season |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 13:23:39
did you do it yet Kathryn? is it physically possible?
if you didn't manage it I might have to try to get one of the boys to convince their better halfs, don't leave me to rely on the boys
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 12:48:10
The Menstruation-Free SubTopic
Thank you.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| vilainde |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 02:43:17
I think it's Russian for 'dick'.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 02:33:51
So it's not Russian for the door?
Perhaps it's Russian for the train then?
Love, love, my season |
| VoVat |
Posted - 01/26/2005 : 19:44:46
No, that's "vagina."
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/26/2005 : 18:05:14
The door?
Love, love, my season |
