| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 13:53:21
LOS ANGELES Jan 10, 2005 — Forum glamour couple Dayanara and Floop
have split, Floop's longtime publicist confirmed Friday.
"We would like to announce that after several weeks together we have
decided to formally separate," the couple said in a joint statement
released by Floop's publicist. "For those who follow these sorts of
things, we would like to explain that our separation is not the result
of our differences in TV watching, though that did play a significant
part. This decision is the result of much thoughtful consideration."
Dayanara and Floop were engaged in 2004 in a lavish ceremony at a
Malibu estate overlooking the Pacific Ocean. Some 200 people attended
the party that included mariachi bands, explosions, mimes, a
motorcyclist who (unsuccessfully) jumped over 16 SUV's, , tens of
thousands of quesadillas, and Brazilian swimsuit calendar models.
Part of Pacific Coast Highway was shut down to accommodate the influx
of guests, which included forum members Sir Rockaby (who was arrested
for underage drinking) and MIA moderator Dave Noisy, who was convinced
to eat a cheese quesadilla and publicly renounced veganism. "This is
just too good," said Noisy.
And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure and the privilege is mine. |
| 24 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| VoVat |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 23:39:23
quote:
No, we were having trouble agreeing on a band for the reception.
Call off the wedding band. Nobody wants to hear that one again!
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 12:41:13
five words:
dayanara gets drunk throws up
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 11:47:13
four words:
vows renewed by elvis
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
|
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 11:38:09
three words:
quickie tahoe divorce
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| floop |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 13:02:23
two words: tantra baby
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 11:45:05
One word: prenup
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| floop |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 11:01:44
while this has been very difficult, i think i speak for both of us when i say that the make-up sex has been incredible.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 07:54:11
Which one? If you mean the first one then that's funny 'cos that is kinda how I pictured you. I thought it may be quite fitting.
For some reason both pictures take it in turns to dissapear.
Anyway, if you ever get it back on, can my band play at the reception please?
http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=8785
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
| dayanara |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 07:37:12
No, we were having trouble agreeing on a band for the reception. We were supposed to hash things out the other night but we both had dates. I can confirm that floop and I have amicably split, but we remain close friends and continue to support each other's busy careers/forum topics. We thank you for your concern and for respecting our privacy in this difficult time.
(Nice job in picture selection, monkey. That girl actually looks a lot like me when I had short hair.)
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
| ramona |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 07:27:59
So, "Dayanara and Floop were engaged in 2004 in a lavish ceremony at a Malibu estate overlooking the Pacific Ocean." Were they ever actually MARRIED? 
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and I'm not sorry for the things I've done,
and I'm not looking for - just anyone
http://prettycrabby.com |
| dayanara |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 06:31:05
Oh dear.
I'm always the last to find out.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 05:59:24
It's so funny
How you can't ignore that song anymore.
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
Louis Armstrong |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 05:51:37
Damn you! I keep hearing that in my head non-stop
since I read your post!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 05:24:26
Used to think that life was sweet
Used to think we were so complete
I can't believe you'd throw it away
Used to feel we had it made
Used to feel we could sail away
Can you imagine how I feel today?
Well, it seems a long time ago you were the lonely one
Now it comes to letting go you are the only one
Do you know what you've done?
It's so funny how we don't talk anymore
It's so funny why we don't talk anymore
But I ain't losing sleep and I ain't counting sheep
It's so funny how we don't talk anymore
Well, it really doesn't matter to me
I guess your leaving was meant to be
It's down to you now you wanna be free
Well, I hope you know which way to go
You're on your own again
And don't come crying to me when you're the lonely one
Remember what you've done
It's so funny how we don't talk anymore
It's so funny why we don't talk anymore
But I ain't losing sleep and I ain't counting sheep
It's so funny how we don't talk anymore
It's so funny how we don't talk anymore
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
Louis Armstrong |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 19:26:37
Daisy, I love you but I have one word for you: Hollywood.
The man's a film editor. Of course he would choose his
career over a relationship, even a relationship with such
a handy doghouse-building babe.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 18:31:00
I am so sorry to hear the news. Who would have guessed?? I say screw it and take the honeymoon anyway.  |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 16:53:39
Who gets to keep the doghouse? I saw a photo of it
and, let me tell you, it's spectacular.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 16:28:55
What about the children!? Won't somebody think of the children!?
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
Louis Armstrong |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 16:12:23
Floop should have no problem getting liad now.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 16:07:56
truly tragic - i guess i will have to return my gifts of corona, a new bikini and soyrizo
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 15:47:12
This is tragic.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 13:58:22
WOW, I didn't see this coming. This is the most shocking seperation since this:
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
Louis Armstrong |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 13:57:52
Does this mean I don't get to be bridesmaid?
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| darwin |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 13:57:02
Explosions and mimes! What a party! I hope the lawsuits get cleared up quickly and the mimes loved ones get fairly compensated. |
