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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/08/2005 : 11:50:10
I went looking for some pictures of Mods (The Who, etc) and this dude popped up.
Why? Why? Why?
http://www.bmeworld.com/amago/bodmod/
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/05/2005 : 14:05:50
It's at times like that that you wished aliens looked those in Aliens. There would be no shaking of hands then. Removal of them maybe.
Love, love, my season |
| Frog in the Sand |
Posted - 02/05/2005 : 13:43:02
The creature on the right always scares me.
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| VoVat |
Posted - 02/05/2005 : 10:22:00
quote:
I don't think that girl is real.
Yeah, that's what they WANT you to think. Like with Nessie and the sasquatch.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/05/2005 : 06:39:31
Thanks Kitty, that reminds me.
Love, love, my season |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/05/2005 : 06:38:20
you
me
we used to be on fire |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/04/2005 : 17:19:34
I don't think that girl is real.
Love, love, my season |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 02/04/2005 : 17:12:37
i saw these guys on tv once:
hmmmm.....
is this broad an alien?
Rat: do you have any regrets?
Pig: no, but i had a parrot once
Rat: that made absolutely no sense
Pig: well, it made sense to me until i learned he couldn't talk
Rat: i wish you couldn't talk
Pig: you would've liked my parrot |
| Frog in the Sand |
Posted - 02/02/2005 : 12:38:25
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
how could it possibly not feel any different?!? and why one earth would you do it?
To please two women at once. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/01/2005 : 19:03:21
That lady needs a boyfriend
you
me
we used to be on fire |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 20:49:46
Well, Veilds, or Calyptratus as that one is called, will get black ridges running along their crest and other places. The thing is, chameleons are pretty much terrorfied whenever they are held. Instinctually they are all about not being noticed, nevermind held. If I was a chameleon and a much larger creature was to put me to it's mouth I'd be pretty prepared to die.
That lady needs a kittie.
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| dayanara |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 20:40:44
you know, i never noticed the penis in this thread before.
don't chameleons turn brown when they're upset?
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 20:32:59
So I was moonlighting in a chameleon forum, and came across a post in which a new member had unsuccessfully tried to post some pictures. Since that's become just old hat to me, I figured I'd help out. Then I saw the pictures and figured it would probably better to just leave them alone.
This chameleon is not enjoying this.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 18:22:30
Wrong thread.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 16:52:38
That should be in the 'Posts you were going to make but didn't' topic VoVat.
Oh wait, I didn't start that topic after all, which means that this post now needs to be in the 'Topics you were going to start but didn't' topic. Maybe I should start it now then. Or maybe I won't, maybe I shouldn't have posted here at all, which means I could also post in the 'Posts you were going to make but didn't' topic. If there was one.
Hmmm.
http://www.thefutureheads.co.uk/ |
| VoVat |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 16:41:29
I was going to make a post about posting a picture of myself, but I see that's already been done. So instead, I'm making a pointless post about what I intended to post before, but am actually not posting.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 17:39:25
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 16:08:35
Homers, are you the groom, the baby? What?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 14:42:17
I'm only tiny. "Pray for Mojo"
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 14:37:51
haha, umm.
Yeah.
Well, I'd have to bulk a bit and shave quite a bit of hair...
How would you describe your body type or general pyhsical form mr monkey?
I'm 5'6" and about 130lbs. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 14:34:11
That was a doozy!
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 14:13:44
My two brothers and I have similar forms to Mr Pitt.
My older brother has almost exactly the same upper body.
I'm a bit smaller, but if I toned up a bit... |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 14:08:14
How would you know?
But yeah, partially.
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 11:34:11
Is your friend blind?
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 12:49:37
But hey, each to their own. You can never account for some people's tastes. My friend told me the other day that she thought I had the perfect body. Go figure.
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 12:40:25
*drool*
No, my dog won't bite you, though she has the right to |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 12:38:06
I think this is as good as a male body gets. Go for this look KoK.
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 12:36:38
Moe's voice, from behind the bar at Moe's:
"Whatsamater, Homer?"
What? You find short girls funny? What? Oh, Mr. Over Six Foot Tall thinks it's amusing that I'm barely over 5 feet?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 12:32:37
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
No kidding! I'm 5 foot 1 and I weigh 215, too! We're the same
weight, KOK? Isn't that cute?!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
LOL
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 12:28:33
No kidding! I'm 5 foot 1 and I weigh 215, too! We're the same
weight, KOK? Isn't that cute?!
I think trim and muscular is good (all the ladies do!) but
the way-bulked-up look is freaky.
That's very Rocky I, jumping rope. Good for you.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 12:22:31
No. I am just looking to keep fit. Even that guy with the mullet is larger than I want to be.
I can get pretty big though. This time I'm trying to stay trim and muscular. I'm jumping rope for a half hour a day and lifting about five times a week. I am 6'2" and weigh 215. I'm shooting for 195 -200. That is a good weight for me. I've tried to stay in shape by surfing and other stuff but it's not consistant exercise like working out in a gym. I've been going pretty steady for two and a half months and am feeling really good.
So to answer your question no, but maybe any muscle is too much for Kays tastes?
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 12:20:33
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Ahh the crazy memories we two share.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
I bet.
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 11:58:30
Remember, KOK it was the porn photo you posted that I opened in public and the old geezers saw and freaked on me. Ahh the crazy memories we two share. Since that fun lesson I
no longer open unknown files in public.
Chyna is scary. Anybody with that much muscle mass is.
Again I ask, KOK, you are not creating some sort of monster
in your at-home gym, are you?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 11:49:13
It isn't that bad.
Just don't be sitting in the internet cafe when you do it.
It won't elicit the same response the Bush supporters did.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 11:35:05
Is it really that scary? I don't dare look.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 11:10:17
YUCK!!!!!
That thing used to show up at my old gym back east every now and again before it became famous. I guess she and Hunter hearst helmsly were from that area. Wrestling was actually really big back there.
Why would she make that video? That is what is most confusing.
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