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| floop |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 12:51:50
i hate doing it, but i always feel better afterwards
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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| therewererumours |
Posted - 01/08/2005 : 09:38:50
quote:
Originally posted by dayanara
quote:
Originally posted by offerw
Ever seen the stuff someone with intestinal obstruction chuck's up? Think stuff that's in your bowels but has no other way to come out than through your mouth.
wilhelm
Yeah, that's pretty bad. But you know what my fave is? Coffee ground emesis (actual medical term) from an upper GI bleed. That's fun stuff right there. It looks just like coffee grounds but smells somewhat different.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank
I've seen both of those at work as well, the intestinal obstruction was the worst, can you imagine matter from your bowls coming out of your mouth!  I have too many puke stories, I can't even think where to begin, on the bus, getting off the buss, in the park, in peoples back gardens, in the sea while swimming, walking down the street. From all this I've learnt the knack of puking discreetly. It sounds like I puke alot, but I think most of those instances where due to the mixing of drinks which dosn't really agree with me, I'm usually the one who still has any sence trying to stop people stealing emblems off cars or getting in fights.
An upset stomach made him omit everthing he'd eaten. |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 01/08/2005 : 07:55:44
i have never induced up-chucking in my life. i guess i don't really throw up all that often.
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| Newo |
Posted - 01/08/2005 : 05:20:07
I may have posted before I tried to throw a plastic bag of vomit out a closed taxi window, net result like Pulp Fiction only with pernod and carrotchunks. More recently, a friend is working in a ski resort and says he has to go out each morning and crowbar frozen hubcaps of vomit from the verandas.
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Democracy is the unwiped ass of a devilish con game. |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 11:27:42
When I was 17 I went to a works do, lots of people from the hospital that I work with and my dad works with, my dad also did saturday lists at the national centre for bigger boobs so all those people were there too. All I had eaten all day was three undercooked waffles. So this pub is upstairs above a restauraunt, big sweeping spiral staircase. It's £1 a pint night and because it was my first work night out people were buying me lots of drinks. I wasn't a big drinker then either, I was quite late into this 'going out' thing. I had around nine pints in three hours and the room went a little spinny, this guy Dirk stuck a stool under me, sat me down and asked if you were ok.
Everyone knows these are cursed words, as soon as you ask if someones ok it's trouble time. I bent over and puked all over the floor. I sat quite quietly until it was time to leave where I discovered I could not manage the stairs. My Dad disowned me at this point and two guys had to carry me down this spiral staircase, pausing every now and then to lean me over the barrier to spray beer-vomit on the people below. When I got outside the pub my dad was still not talking to me and marching off to the bus stop so I had to try to run to catch him up. Made it to the bus, couldn't see in my purse so threw it at the bus driver and he got my fare out.
40 minutes later we get to where we lived which was a quaint little place called Bromsgrove, Dad still wants nothing to do with me so has run off again. I decide to take it seady getting back to the house and plod along at my own pace. I can't walk well sober let alone drunk, trip over one of the cobblestones on the street land square on my tummy and start puking again. My dad in the mean time has gone home, gone to bed, gotten up and dressed again, come back down the road to find me lying in the street puking in my hair. Asks me if I intend on shifting my arse at any point and supervises me crawling on all fours back to the house.
Didn't talk to me for a week.
I still made it into work the next day though.
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| Stuart |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 11:01:55
When I first returned back to UK late 2002 I went out with my mates for reunion drinks. I thought that I was well restrained seeing as I had to get up the next morning to go to my sisters confirmation (this was the first time that I had seen my old man in a year).... so I had about 6-7 guinnesses and then called it a day, went home and went to bed (forgetting to drink a shit load of water).
I woke up next morning to hear a knock at the door.... it was my old man waking me up.... and I felt like shite. I got showered, dressed and Dad drove the wife and I to to church. On the way he had the heater turned up full, which made me feel twice as bad. We arrived at the destination, parked the car and started walking up the road (where there was a large gathering of people)... as we neared the nausea got too much and suddenly I lost control and projectile vomitted everywhere ( all over my the pavement, my shoes etc etc).... I'll never live this down.... there must have been at least 20 people waiting around who got a full view of the circus act. The old man was fuming! Man I felt so ashamed!
Mind you thats nowhere near as bad as when I threw up constantly on the tube at rush hour on the way back from V2001! I really thought that I was on my way out.
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate! |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 10:59:04
I have to go take a cold shower.
No, my dog won't bite you, though she has the right to |
| dayanara |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 10:57:00
quote:
Originally posted by offerw
Ever seen the stuff someone with intestinal obstruction chuck's up? Think stuff that's in your bowels but has no other way to come out than through your mouth.
wilhelm
Yeah, that's pretty bad. But you know what my fave is? Coffee ground emesis (actual medical term) from an upper GI bleed. That's fun stuff right there. It looks just like coffee grounds but smells somewhat different.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
| floop |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 10:55:00
i was amazed that i didn't puke once in London, given the excessive excessive drinking that was done. i think it was because the drinking was spread over a longer period of time (ie. every waking moment of an entire week)..
my puking story: (sit back, make a nice cup of cocoa, call the kids out)
when i was 20 i went to Greece with a friend for 2 weeks backpacking. we met up with this British guy Barry and did some serious drinking on the down. later that evening we brought a bottle of ouzo back to our hostel and finished the entire bottle. (as an aside: Barry fell off the top bunk and slammed his head on the metal rod of the next bunk over, knocking him momentarily unconscious)
the next day was the worst hang over of my lifel, to this day. where i was literally asking god to take my life. and i mean that in a completely unironic way.
leaving the hostel, on the way down the stairs i sprayed ouzo-laden vomit all over the place, firehose style, on the walls and steps. i almost made it out the door, but the owner caught me. so he made me get a mop and start cleaning it up.
i was so sick and feeling so horrible that while mopping it up my own vomit, i was vomiting in to the vomit i was trying to mop up. again, i asked god to take my life.
that was a bummer.
that was too long.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 10:40:29
I'm very good at containing my up-chuckance now days. But before was another story.
My favorite puking story takes place in Barbados. My friend Danielle and I were extremely bored one day and decided to go down to the gas station, pick up a couple flasks of rum and sit out on the benches and get a little tipsy, because it gets very boring down there sometimes. So we did just that, and were even a bit creative because we didn't just get brown rum, oh no...we switched between that and white. So a couple hours/head spins later, we both get the urge to hurl at the same time...so we went to the bushes...which just happened to be right beside the highway. So here we are, two drunken island girls puking at the side of the highway...very attractive.
No, my dog won't bite you, though she has the right to |
| gracie |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 10:35:32
I have tried to make myself sick many times but i just can't do it. If i have a handover however, the sick runs freely without any fingers at all.
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| Stuart |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 10:24:21
I swear by 'fingers aid' when I have a hangover.... why lie in bed and feel like shit for hours when you can speed up the process with a tactical chunder aided by a strategic few fingers down the throat.... makes you feel like you could run a marathon straight after (until about 30 mins later when nausea hit you and you have to repeat the process).
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate! |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 10:17:32
Nice.
You name the puke I've seen it, and got it splattered on me trying to be a concerned and caring worker. I had one nervous lady puke her false teeth on me once. That was nice.
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| offerw |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 03:17:55
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Last time I chucked up was in South Africa I think, no alcohol involved at all, just some odd pizza. I think I counted ten trips to the bathroom in one night, way to go!
On the topic of Southern African gastro-intestinal distubances then. I once nearly drowned white-water rafting the Zambesi river downstream from Vic Falls. Two days later I wished I had drowned as I started chucking and churning, cold fevers, rigors, the whole lot. I really, really wished I had drowned when I heard that I fell ill because of the tons of raw sewerage which get spilt into the Zambesi by the millions of villagers living upstream. I had swallowed somebodies enterocolonic organisms.
wilhelm |
| offerw |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 02:48:42
Ever seen the stuff someone with intestinal obstruction chuck's up? Think stuff that's in your bowels but has no other way to come out than through your mouth.
wilhelm |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 02:37:55
Last time I chucked up was in South Africa I think, no alcohol involved at all, just some odd pizza. I think I counted ten trips to the bathroom in one night, way to go!
And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure and the privilege is mine. |
| vilainde |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 02:09:49
Speaking about puking... I don't know whether (sp?) to laugh or cry at this one. One of the most stupid things I've read, on both sides of the story.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=529&ncid=529&e=5&u=/ap/20050106/ap_en_tv/tv_fear_factor_lawsuit
Viewer Sues Over 'Fear Factor' Rat Episode
CLEVELAND - A viewer is suing NBC for $2.5 million, contending that he threw up because of a "Fear Factor" episode in which contestants ate rats mixed in a blender.
Austin Aitken told The Associated Press he watches "Fear Factor" often and had no problem with past installments where the reality show's participants ate worms and insects in pursuit of a $50,000 prize — but eating rats went "too far."
"It's barbaric, some of the things they ask these individuals to do," Aitken said Thursday.
Aitken's handwritten lawsuit contends the rat-eating made his blood pressure rise, resulting in being dizzy and lightheaded — and vomiting. Because he was disoriented he ran into a doorway, "causing suffering, injury and great pain."
Asked why he didn't shut off his television before the rat-eating segment, Aitken said he couldn't do it quick enough.
NBC responded with a brief statement: "We believe that the claim is completely without merit."
Aitken, a 49-year-old part-time paralegal, said he wants to send a message to NBC and other networks with the lawsuit. He said he isn't concerned with winning a cash judgment in court.
"I just put any figure. You really think I expect to get $2.5 million?" he said.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
| dayanara |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 17:23:32
well thank god this thread didn't get locked.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
| Newo |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 14:07:31
Guy I went to college with loved puking, seemed like his favourite part of the night. I found him asleep with his head in the sink a couple times, and once he hooked the handles of a plastic bag over his ears for some handsfree puking, although some of it went in his shirt pocket.
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Democracy is the unwiped ass of a devilish con game. |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 14:01:48
I got drunk at university in freshers week of I think it was the second year. I'd just moved into this house that was three stories high and my room was at the top. My two friends and I started in the park with a litre of Vodka (which I imbibed most of) and we then went to about eight different pubs having a shot in each and a pint in every other. Got back to the house (top of a fucking HUGE hill) and I managed to get up to my room. Stripped to pants and T shirt got into bed and realised I needed to throw, was too out of it to get dressed and go down the stairs, was debating whether or not to spew out the window when it was too late, literally turned my head and threw up in my bed.
Woke in the morning with my face stuck to the sheet.
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 13:57:53
Sangria does taste similar to vomit (especially when the vomit contains lots of sangria), so I am not too surprised that they didn't notice.
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
Louis Armstrong |
| freakin phreak |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 13:51:49
*too shocked and disgusted to say anything* |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 13:41:41
Alright but it ain't very ladylike...
When I was about 15 I had this boyfriend who decided to steal a 5 gallon bottle of some sort of homemade portugese wine/sangria type stuff from his parents and later in the evening there was a helluva gathering at my house. We all hadn't had much experience drinking and I really really really overdid it. As the evening progressed and my balance decreased a friend said to me, hey Carolyn quit acting like you're drunk. Now being a bit rebellious I grabbed this big jug and chugged down like no other. I then promptly puked up all that I had just drank right back into the jug. I passed out within a few minutes of that and awoke the next day to find the bottle empty! The girls told me that they let the boys drink the rest without telling them what had happened.
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| dayanara |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 13:33:23
Chuck it up for us before this gets locked
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 13:32:29
I have one of the grossest upchuck stories ever!
I think I told it before, its really disgusting.
I'm still debating whether I should even tell it...
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| darwin |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 13:30:22
I once threw up on my friends leg and then had to wake him up to tell what I had done.
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| n/a |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 13:27:34
It makes me an excellent house guest, I don't chuck in peoples houses anymore.
Once upon a time I got horribly drunk at a friends house (southern comfort + Baileys + white wine + champagne cocktails) and chucked all over their dog before passing out in the bathroom.
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| darwin |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 13:21:08
Maybe it's best to use handshakes for greetings. |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 13:20:24
Of course, I would have thought that was obvious, chuck in the mouth, it's a classic
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| floop |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 13:16:45
i believe she's refering to the old "Chuck-n-swallow"
the best way to get rid of the taste is to keep drinking
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| darwin |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 13:00:28
Contain it? What the hell are you talking about? |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 12:59:02
I need no help, and I can contain it
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 12:58:23
I remember Two Fingers Tequila.
Not fondly though - I didn't even need one finger that night.
I almost went out like Hendrix, but without all that fame.
Lon the Fisherman has wooden legs, but real feet. |
| floop |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 12:54:07
one
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 12:53:02
One or two fingers?
Don't take that the wrong way now.
Lon the Fisherman has wooden legs, but real feet. |
