| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| floop |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 12:35:13
here's one photo that Tre would allow me to post.
something tells me she didn't like the idea of her photo being taken..
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 03:14:06
Hehe, I just found my drunken posts from the other night. What a plonker.
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
| VoVat |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 19:11:31
quote:
a friend of mine dated an ass model once. he says
Maybe what he MEANT was that he dated a model ass.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 20:09:47
Oh it is, in some way. Just don't ask me which way. Go look at McDave pics. I hear he is quite good.
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
Louis Armstrong |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 20:06:55
I was thinking of auctioning that one off.
I was also thinking of googling fluffer but I'm trying to study nd I'm not sure flicking through a thousand pages of porn is constructive
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 20:05:29
Rubbish, she has no clue. Just like the rest of us.
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
Louis Armstrong |
| dayanara |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 20:03:29
Of course there's a point. Oh and Tre, if you could throw in the multiple male orgasm (we'll call it the MMO) info at the same time that would be great.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 20:02:04
Bum.
Is there a point to this?
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
Louis Armstrong |
| Superabounder |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 20:01:17
That's exactly what I would like to see...the fluffer job description. That or the employee handbook. |
| dayanara |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 19:48:11
Don't they pretty much have to do whatever it takes? I'm sure most of them are paid in drugs, they're probably not big on following the job description letter for letter. But I'm interested in hearing your ideas.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 19:43:48
You people might know this, I have been of late debating the exact role of a fluffer. What is it?
I have one idea my friend has another
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| floop |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 19:34:53
no, a Levi's jeans model
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Superabounder |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 19:33:05
four legged one? |
| floop |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 19:31:27
a friend of mine dated an ass model once. he says
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| floop |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 19:30:56
i like the David Duchovny hand modelling bit in ZOOLANDER. underrated film i tell you
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 19:25:47
I knew a girl who thought her hands were so perfect she could work as a hand model, then she cut her hand on a bauble and it left a little scar and her hand model dreams were dashed.
Turns out she was a bitch so it's funny.
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| floop |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 19:17:42
did he get a foot job out of it?
i mean, of course, employment in the foot modeling industry
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 19:04:22
My father had an adulterous affair with a toe model.
She made tons of money.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Superabounder |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 18:56:24
I was just referring to the healthy joints displayed by her flexibility and the elasticity of her skin.
What does Lorena Bobbitt have to do with anyth... wait...you all...did you... oh my...I just ...oh no you couldn't have all thought...
<blush>
<slightly coy smile>
Ohhhh I get it |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 10:02:40
Perhaps superabounder failed to take into account that if he got into a situation with the owner of that hand and managed to somehow get to the point where he believed he was going to have a HJ administered that he stood a better chance of losing his John Thomas Lorena Bobbitt style than he would in actually getting the HJ. |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 09:53:40
HEhehe... dirty bugger.
No, my dog won't bite you, though she has the right to |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 09:44:50
quote:
Originally posted by Superabounder
[quote]Originally posted by Tre
you tell him floop
(I don't get it)
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just that if all else fails, perhaps you can fall back on at least working with your hands
Like pippeting in the laboratory? that sort of thing?
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 08:54:04
Tre, check your email.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Superabounder |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 05:12:11
[quote]Originally posted by Tre
you tell him floop
(I don't get it)
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just that if all else fails, perhaps you can fall back on at least working with your hands |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 22:20:28
you tell him floop
(I don't get it)
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| floop |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 22:03:15
that did NOT crack me up. it didn't.
because it's terrible
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Superabounder |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 21:48:12
definitely h.j. material.
(sorry) |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 21:14:54
I can see my hand on posters everywhere, flipping the finger with style
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 20:28:52
Tre, I think your hand is marvelous. You could be a hand model.  |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 18:00:20
Isn't that just like a man.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| dayanara |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 17:59:32
He's off playing Hungry Hungry Hippos somewhere.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 17:56:57
Is KOK in this thread? I've been looking for him everywhere.
Anyone seen KOK?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 17:53:09
mumble mumble don't call it ENGLISH for nothing mumble
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 17:42:18
Color, Tre. It's spelled color.
Jeez, how many times must poor Floop and I point this out to you
and the Canadians?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 15:25:45
Do you honestly think I would wear nail varnish that colour?
People please!
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 15:14:31
She could be a foot model Dean.
And she'd have to be very careful with those tootsies.
(Like when George was a hand model, see more seinfeld...)
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