| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 01/03/2005 : 18:00:24
http://y.20q.net:8095/
Anyone ever play this? It is a great way to kill time
Enjoy!
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| El Barto |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 04:05:57
Uncommon Knowledge about an erection
Does it come in many varieties? I say No.
Are there many different sorts of it? I say No.
Could it be found in a classroom? I say No.
Is it lumpy? I say Probably.
Is it small? I say No.
Can you make money by selling it? I say No.
Is it tasty? I say No.
Is it made of metal? I say No.
Is it made of metal? I say No.
Is it made of metal? I say No.
Is it made of metal? I say No.
Is it made of metal? I say No.
Is it made of metal? I say No.
Is it made of metal? I say No.
Is it made of metal? I say No.
Is it made of metal? I say No.
(it didn't guess penis. and it worries me that I was thinking about a penis. then again, I'm male...)
I guess I just wasn't made for these times. |
| El Barto |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 04:02:12
Wow...I tried it once and it guessed what I was thinking of...a cigarette lighter.
I guess I just wasn't made for these times. |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 01/06/2005 : 00:44:39
Uncommon Knowledge about a sphincter
Is it brown? I say Yes.
Is it larger than a country? I say Probably.
Do you open and close it? I say Yes.
Does it have a large nose? I say Probably.
Is it a type of fish? I say Probably.
Do you put things in it? I say Yes.
Can it cheer you up? I say No.
Does it taste good? I say Probably.
Does it purr? I say Probably.
Is it very large? I say Probably.
Does it slobber? I say Probably.
Would you eat it? I say Probably.
Does it roar? I say Yes.
Can you ride on it? I say Probably.
Does it refract light? I say Probably.
Do you use it at work? I say Yes.
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/05/2005 : 11:06:34
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Funny how we're doing sex and rock and roll (and amoebas) and not
interplanetary peace of the end of hunger. Hmmmm, what does that
say about our forum?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
That we know who's got the good shit!
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
Louis Armstrong |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/05/2005 : 09:06:24
heeheehee, I still come accross the odd moron who doesn't get the ton of lead ton of feathers thing
"But feathers are like so lighter than lead!"
I do chuckle
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 01/05/2005 : 09:01:45
Also: "Is it heavier than a pound of butter?"
No. It's heavier than a pound of lead.
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 01/05/2005 : 09:00:19
It never seems to guess 'covered bridge'.
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/05/2005 : 08:59:46
quote:
posted by Tre
it's better with the dildo
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/05/2005 : 08:35:12
erm I did consciousness and conscientiousness (sp??)
It didn't get them, it's better with the dildo
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/05/2005 : 08:20:11
Funny how we're doing sex and rock and roll (and amoebas) and not
interplanetary peace of the end of hunger. Hmmmm, what does that
say about our forum?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 01/05/2005 : 06:33:47
I did ring and dildo, just out of curiosity, heres what it said regarding the latter
'You were thinking of something to do with sex.
Do most people use this daily? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Do you carry it in your pocket? You said Sometimes, I say No.'
Now I do as I please and lie through my teeth. Someone might get hurt but it won't be me. I should probably feel cheap but I just feel free and a little bit empty. No it isn't so hard to get close to me. There will be no arguments. We will always agree. And I will try and be kind when I ask you to leave. We will both take it easy. But if you stay too long inside my memory, I will trap you in a song tied to a melody and I will keep you there so you can't bother me. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 17:03:50
Round two: it guessed granola bar when I was thinking
nail-polish remover. Not a very girl-friendly game, given
it's track record with nail stuff and the mighty clitoris.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| darwin |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 16:32:13
It got whistle in 17 guesses for me and quit on condom when I answered that it was sex related.
It can be stumped on animals, but it just got amoeba (not an animal) and coelacantha. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 16:05:30
Wooooooh! It just threw a right wobbler 'cos it couldn't get whistle. Accused me of not answering correctly.
What a bad loser.
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
Louis Armstrong |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 15:24:59
Haha, it has no idea what a condom is!
Teehee!
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
Louis Armstrong |
| frank black conspiracy |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 15:22:34
Four facts i never knew about guitar picks but now do:
Does it live in large populations? I say Probably.
Does it photosynthesize? I say Probably.
Does it live in grass-lands? I say Probably.
Is it a carnivore? I say Probably.
It got mine in 19 questions. This things a genius. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 15:16:25
This is cool. My first one was a phone but it only got it in 25. Good fun though this.
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
Louis Armstrong |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 15:08:20
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
why the switch the LBF1976 for awhile?
because that's how much of a dumbass I am
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 15:00:23
keep it up and i'll jon tiven* you with the message "i talked back to the foum pistolero"
*to Jon Tiven is to edit all of their threads with one message so that all the meaning is gone
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| remig |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 14:49:26
booouh => moderator is going of topic! 
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| Broken Face |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 14:47:35
glad to see you back LBF in your original incarnation - why the switch the LBF1976 for awhile? or was that not you and i'm just a moron
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 14:45:43
This game is great. I can't stop thining of shit for it to guess. Thanks for the link, I need help wasting all my time, this goes on the updated list of things to do while I watch tv all day =)
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 11:13:34
Good god.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| offerw |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 10:05:23
Uncommon Knowledge about a dildo
Does it go in your mouth? I say Yes.
Does it have bumpy skin? I say Yes.
Can you switch it on and off? I say Yes.
Does it stink? I say Yes.
Does it have fangs? I say Probably.
Would you like to be one? I say Yes.
Is it healthy? I say Yes.
Is it striped? I say Probably.
Does it usually hunt for food at night? I say Yes.
Is it lumpy? I say Probably.
Does it smell bad? I say Yes.
Is it tapered? I say Yes.
Do people sit on it? I say Yes.
Is it slippery? I say Yes.
Does it have a long neck? I say Yes.
Is it gray? I say Yes.
Fangs?
wilhelm |
| remig |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 09:17:36
Very funny even in french.
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| Broken Face |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 07:33:19
i was thinking of banjo and i stumped it because it asked "would you touch it with a ten foot pole?" and i said yes, and it would have answered no
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 06:02:10
I was thinking of a guitar. Just like Frank would. Or maybe right
about now he'd be thinking of something related to expecting a baby.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| darwin |
Posted - 01/03/2005 : 20:24:08
We bought a little hand held version of this for our daughter this Christmas. The thing is amazing. It seems to ask stupid questions (even repeating similar questions) and then boom, "It's a stapula". There's a few things we've never had it guess right like "swimming pool", it seems to miss animals, and once it guessed "pouline" (sp?) instead of pot pie, which seemed odd. It never fails to amaze people. |
| dayanara |
Posted - 01/03/2005 : 19:41:57
Yeah, I was dirty, too. I thought of penis and it asked me, "Is it shaped like a hot dog," and "Does it bring people joy" before guessing correctly.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/03/2005 : 19:36:50
hahaha this is funny I thought of a naughty and I got:
Does your mother know what you are thinking about?
I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but,
I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?
heh heh heh then some random and disturbing facts about the clitoris
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/03/2005 : 18:57:37
I once agreed to remove with a tiny needle the fortunes from two dozen fortune cookies and then stuff them with "clever" fortunes made up by
my Friend Who Must Make Everything Complicated, who was hosting
one of her witty Manhattan-publishing-world soirees.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/03/2005 : 18:41:03
I've patented that missy, back away from the fortune cookie
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/03/2005 : 18:37:19
some things are bigger than a loaf of bread while some are not.
how's that for fortune-cookie philosophy?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 01/03/2005 : 18:29:43
it always asks "does it weigh more than a duck" or "is it bigger than a loaf of bread"
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/03/2005 : 18:28:17
Thanks for posting. I hadn't heard of it.
I stumped it! My favorite question "does it weigh more than
a pound of butter?" Ha!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
