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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 15:00:09
This is so sad it's funny. Also, I'd like to point out that Carolyn Parrish does not represent this country nor its rich sense of humour. Though she was on This Hour Has 22 Minutes.
http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1211
PS Fox News is apparently coming to Canada. There oughta' be a law against it.
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| VoVat |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 13:30:16
Nah, I'd rather see Aunt Jemima vs. Mrs. Butterworth.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Doog |
Posted - 12/26/2004 : 07:27:43
Why no Ann Coulter vs Jello Biafra Celebrity Deathmatch yet?
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www.doog.tk |
| Newo |
Posted - 12/24/2004 : 13:33:08
I just had homemade banana icecream with maple syrup. Mmmmm.
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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 12/23/2004 : 20:59:03
We had a Christmas box gift exchange today and the hot item was: Yup, Maple Syrup.
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| VoVat |
Posted - 12/23/2004 : 19:37:33
Crazy right-wingers love maple syrup! Wasn't Mrs. Butterworth a member of the Moral Majority?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| gracie |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 11:14:53
Wow, from that crazy right winger to maple syrup in one easy step!.
I've never heard of her before but she sure is one crazy bitch, if she is popular that is a worrying thought indeed.
Maybe you should send her to Iraq and she how many people she converts, if she is beheaded so be it.
So whats the difference between the Syrups then? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 10:58:31
floop, if you want some good American maple syrup, just say the word!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 10:51:07
If by feces you mean heaven, then silly question.
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
| floop |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 10:46:18
but.. how would putting feces on my quesadillas make me feel better?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 10:42:53
Awww.
Come on now. try putting some Canadian maple syrup on them.
Don't cry, I'm sure your quesadillas are magnificent.
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
| floop |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 10:36:34
you do have a cold heart of stone
that was low
*walks to kitchen, tries not to cry*
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 10:34:10
But you do eat your own quesadillas. Am I right?
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
| floop |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 10:31:50
quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
That must be the natural taste of your mouth floop.
She was looking like an erotic vulture
but.. i don't eat Canadian maple syrup..
i'm confused
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 10:22:53
That must be the natural taste of your mouth floop.
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 10:20:53
damn.
So....you wanna make-out?
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
| floop |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 10:20:26
you must be eating Canadian maple syrup Tre.
which does have an undeniable feces-like quality to it
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| n/a |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 10:19:53
you guys do realise it tastes like crap don't you?
bleurgh
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| floop |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 10:17:46
no
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 10:16:32
if by yes you mean no...
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
| floop |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 10:13:55
if by "rescued" you mean "tarnished" and "humiliated", yes
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 10:12:32
if by stole you mean lovingly rescued it, then yes.
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
| floop |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 10:07:19
you mean "stole" it
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 10:06:14
we didn't invent it we just perfected it.
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
| floop |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 10:00:14
i like the French Canadian idea of "marriage". that sounds good to me.
i don't like how Canadians claim they invented maple syrup though...
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 08:27:50
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Canada seems to be especially popular with those of the female persuasion.
Canadians of the female persuasion seem to be especially popular.
 "4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
| Erebus |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 08:24:45
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Same way with me, although Canada seems to be especially popular with those of the female persuasion. Don't ask me why.
Socialism grows with feminization of society, just as socialism corresponds with maternalization. ex. the Nanny State. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 17:53:40
quote:
Can someone please explain to me the history behind the hate (too strong?) between the U.S and Canada?
Is it some dumb people confusing the two as one that narcs, or is it more deep rooted than that?
That's probably part of it, although I'm sure that's more from the Canadian side. Americans who attack Canada probably do so because: 1) it's a convenient target, being all close by and everything, and 2) the stereotype seems to be that Canada is more laid-back and liberal than the United States (not that that's necessarily true), which pisses off busybody right-wingers. There might be more to it than that, though.
quote:
Everybody I know loves Canada and, like me, aspires to become Canadian.
Same way with me, although Canada seems to be especially popular with those of the female persuasion. Don't ask me why.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| kathryn |
Posted - 12/13/2004 : 18:45:32
What is far scarier than Ann Coulter herself is the fact that millions of Americans consistently buy her books and otherwise patronize the
hate she sells.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| frank black conspiracy |
Posted - 12/13/2004 : 17:33:12
quote:
Originally posted by mattb
"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war"
"There are no good Democrats."
Freedom of Speech gone wrong. |
| soundofataris |
Posted - 12/13/2004 : 17:28:24
This is a woman who has posted a photo of herself posing on Joesepj McCarthy's grave stone on her web site. She is infectious human waste.
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People in love are stupid and gross. |
| Newo |
Posted - 12/13/2004 : 05:58:16
I´m going with the lizard thing too. Those hands are just too Frankensteinish.
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Maze rats dreamed of mazes, according to the latest studies. Maze rat scientists dreamed of rats. I was dreaming of cheese. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 12/12/2004 : 18:57:18
Everybody I know loves Canada and, like me, aspires to become Canadian.
Hell, I'm getting up at the crack of dawn tomorrow to get some hockey in before breakfast.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| n/a |
Posted - 12/12/2004 : 17:51:12
that things arms are bigger than I am tall!
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| frank black conspiracy |
Posted - 12/12/2004 : 17:26:12
Floop, you're only saying what you see. Those arms and things attached to them are pretty freaky.
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Why do these people hate Canada so much, anyway? Were they bitten by wolverines in their youth? Did they have a run-in with the Mounties?
Can someone please explain to me the history behind the hate (too strong?) between the U.S and Canada?
Is it some dumb people confusing the two as one that narcs, or is it more deep rooted than that? |
| Johnny Yen |
Posted - 12/12/2004 : 14:00:26
She looks like John Kerry w/ a bad wig (and less botox). |
