| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| ramona |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 07:32:09
This is pretty funny. Copy and fill in your own - good for a laugh on Friday.
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on)
Happy Exchange
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Cheetos Charlie (Hee!)
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Starbucks Bukkahara
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
Chamomile Capri (this cracks me up. I know chamomile is not a spice - but I can't think of my favorite spice)
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
Emmie Hinesburg (gross)
6. "FLY Girl" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
E. Mo
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
Double Bubble Tequila
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Elephant Champlain
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
Dorito Margarita
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
Rainbow North Pleasant
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"...love don't make things nice - it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. The storybooks are bullshit."
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| n/a |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 05:04:14
quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Togo Vasilis
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
I read this as Toga Virilis at first which would be a cracking movie star name as it is a symbol of maliness.
Although Togo Vasilis is excellent too.
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 04:49:12
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on)
Satana Di Città
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Togo Vasilis
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Marlboro Sosta Del Violante
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
Peper Barcelona
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
Xerolas Athens
6. "FLY Girl" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
D.Sou
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
Lacta Beer
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Goldfish Toufa
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
Ciaccino Negroski
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
Vasilis Trikalon
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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| astrology |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 03:24:43
CANELA EN RAMA.. its also spanish i put it in my coffee, something i learnt here
esposende, i moved there when i was in porto.. well more they took me there..
Manuel, he was my grandpa.. he hop on the streetcars in motion when he was 85.. I have his old scarf and it still hop on lisbon streetcars now.. Love this place and will stay here for some time
I'm a pistolero, i'm not shakin in my boots
I'm the ruler of this moon, if u move I shoots
the bad thing about talkin to inanimate things starts when they start complainin bout it |
| VoVat |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 20:01:26
What's an "icon alias," anyway?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| n/a |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 10:09:26
Astrology, you´re always mentioning portuguese places and names...canela em rama, esposende, Manuel...
i've never done good things
i've never done bad things
i never did anything out of the blue
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| Broken Face |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 09:59:39
it's more of a girls name, isn't it though em?
-B-B-B-Brian
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| ramona |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 09:24:14
Brian, I think Sandy Hillside is a GREAT porn star name. It's cracking me up.
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"...love don't make things nice - it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. The storybooks are bullshit."
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http://prettycrabby.com |
| astrology |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 01:51:53
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on)
maty rui barbossa
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
chicharrones manuel..
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
golden none (usually eat first place i find at hand)
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
Canela en rama..esposende
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
............
6. "FLY Girl" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
d. qbr
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
hash green tea
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
lion st. luis (really it was my school, but poets Alberti and Juan R. Jimenez went also.. so)
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
alcoholic amnesia is as it is, cant remember
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
G. mariano barbasan (Auseron bros. of Radio Futura, spaniard pop band of the 80 were my neighbours..
they gave us a stamp album bout animals and nature..more than 500 stamps, the collection was complete but the strangest thing is that on the back of some stamps they had stamped with a seal USAF planes and UFOS... this was back in 1.965 or so..)
I'm a pistolero, i'm not shakin in my boots
I'm the ruler of this moon, if u move I shoots
the bad thing about talkin to inanimate things starts when they start complainin bout it |
| VoVat |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 23:06:00
Yeah, the first street I lived on was Cardigan Terrace. All the streets in the development had Welsh names.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| n/a |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 19:11:37
Cardigan?
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| VoVat |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 17:32:26
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on)
Arthur Washington
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Goldfish Robert (Sounds better than "Goldfish Harold," doesn't it?)
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Copies Olive Garden
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
Cinnamon Montreal
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
Can't really think of a good nickname, and I've never "partied" per se, so I'll skip this one.
6. "FLY Girl" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
N. De
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
Fruit Punch Vanilla
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Kitten Downingtown
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
Goldfish Fuzzy Navel
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
Mulac Cardigan (I've done that one before, and decided it sounded better reversed.)
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 12/13/2004 : 10:44:44
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on)
Sandy Hillside
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Milano Ballilo
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Blue Timbers
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
Curry Montreal (i know curry isn't a spice but still...)
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
Bunga Fairfield
6. "FLY Girl" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
B. Sal
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
Cookie Vinegar
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Puppy Cresskill
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
Donut VO
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
Vincent (Vinnie) Magnolia
-B-B-B-Brian
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 12/13/2004 : 06:46:50
well its actually Zi Zi's. But it s good, very nice. I love Browns too though, but its too expensive
Now I do as I please and lie through my teeth. Someone might get hurt but it won't be me. I should probably feel cheap but I just feel free and a little bit empty. No it isn't so hard to get close to me. There will be no arguments. We will always agree. And I will try and be kind when I ask you to leave. We will both take it easy. But if you stay too long inside my memory, I will trap you in a song tied to a melody and I will keep you there so you can't bother me. |
| vilainde |
Posted - 12/13/2004 : 06:44:37
Is there such thing as christian porn?
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
| Newo |
Posted - 12/13/2004 : 06:35:55
Remi has the best pornstar name.
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Maze rats dreamed of mazes, according to the latest studies. Maze rat scientists dreamed of rats. I was dreaming of cheese. |
| n/a |
Posted - 12/13/2004 : 04:56:46
Look at that! Look at it, trust the french boys to top everyone elses.
I'm impressed
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| remig |
Posted - 12/13/2004 : 04:20:57
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on)
Figaro de Nazareth
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Lays Salvatore
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Acmi Zebre De Montmartre
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
Raz el Anout Cadaques
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
Rere Cournonterral
6. "FLY Boy" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
R.Gl
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
Coconut Milk
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Baby bird Clémenceau (clemenso)
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
Plumise Punch
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
François Figairasse
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| vilainde |
Posted - 12/13/2004 : 03:25:20
I would never eat at a place called Zizi.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 12/13/2004 : 03:16:54
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on)
Mouse Causeway
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Chocolate Leonard
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Dove Zizi
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
Cajun New York or Cajun Greece...
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
Nancy Welwyn Garden City (or, as we call it - WGC)
6. "FLY Girl" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
M Sh (like something you say to husky sledge pullers..)
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
Dr Pepper Fairy
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Fox Audrey (or could be Fox Osbourne)
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
Apple Amaretto (sp!)
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
I dont have a middle name....but we will go with my old nick name again - Nancy Croft (well, its the first one i remember any how)
Now I do as I please and lie through my teeth. Someone might get hurt but it won't be me. I should probably feel cheap but I just feel free and a little bit empty. No it isn't so hard to get close to me. There will be no arguments. We will always agree. And I will try and be kind when I ask you to leave. We will both take it easy. But if you stay too long inside my memory, I will trap you in a song tied to a melody and I will keep you there so you can't bother me. |
| Newo |
Posted - 12/12/2004 : 08:27:30
Moviestar name: Bombay Mix Frank
Socialite alias: Sputnik Dublin
Flygirl alias: O.Ki
Fashion designer name: Africalink Organic
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Maze rats dreamed of mazes, according to the latest studies. Maze rat scientists dreamed of rats. I was dreaming of cheese. |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 12/11/2004 : 18:24:50
notkimdeal and I have the same middle name....neato
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 12/11/2004 : 12:00:04
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: Frenchie Alderton
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: Liquorice Johan
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: Apple Chino Latino
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: Cinnamon Montefrio
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: Bear Hermanus
6. "FLY Girl" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): N.GRE
7. ICON ALIAS: Apple Havana Club
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: Lion Rhenish
9. BARFLY ALIAS: Cheese Mojito
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: Cheryl Valley
I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was
just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work. |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 12/11/2004 : 06:19:50
Biltong Muscadel, I love it.
 "4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
| offerw |
Posted - 12/11/2004 : 06:12:33
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: Felix('s?) Flaming Rock (OK my sister lives on this stupidly named street, mine would be Felix Russel)
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: Prawn chip David
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: Glamorama Zest
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS:Coriander Paris
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: Snotty Potch
6. "FLY Girl" ALIAS (a la J. Lo):J. Off
7. ICON ALIAS: Lindt Campari
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: Labrador Gimnasium
9. BARFLY ALIAS:Biltong Muscadel
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: Wilhelm Burnette
wilhelm |
| TarTar |
Posted - 12/11/2004 : 05:38:49
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on)
Moby Little
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Combos Bill or Combos Fred
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Gateway Schwarma
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
Curry Oslo (well, I know Oslo wasn't the last place in Norway that I was, but I like the sound of Curry Oslo)
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
Rooney Kalamazoo
6. "FLY Girl" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
P. Co
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
Zero Sour Milk (nothing sweet within sight)
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Tiger Cub Norrix
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
PBR Combos (I prefer to reverse these from the order they were asked in)
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
Damien Union
Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey. |
| Thomas |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 18:59:18
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on)
Cyrano Fourteen
That's as far as I need to go.
"Our Love is Rice and Beans and Horses Lard"  |
| n/a |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 17:36:09
I was thinking strictly my barfly alias name should be Pringles Warsteinner (sp?) or Pringles Lager, but where is the romance in that eh?
I'm sticking with Pringles Kahlua seeing as the rest of them are so shit
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| notkimdeal |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 16:39:02
The good ones:
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: Earthquake da Tandoor
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: Cayenne Barra de Navidad
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: Missy Victoria
7. ICON ALIAS: Chocolate Soap
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: Kitty Esquimalt
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: Jean Duchess
mmm Pepsi Soup, makes me hungry just thinking about it!
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| gary13th |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 16:17:27
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME
Mitzi Hawarden
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME:
Pringles Herbert
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME:
Blackcurrant Shagorikas (!)
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS:
Paprika Prague
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS:
Brains Maidstone
6. "FLY Girl" ALIAS (a la J. Lo):
G. Bu
7. ICON ALIAS:
Pepsi Soup
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS:
Chimp Comp
9. BARFLY ALIAS:
Choc Grolsh
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS:
David Petfield
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I joined the Cult of the Catholics, Oh when will they return ? |
| darwin |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 13:58:55
quote:
Originally posted by ramona
I think "Snicker Oil" should be your porn star name.
I'm afraid with "Snicker Oil" I would get typecast in porn.
LBF - I like Monkey Rockbridge |
| LBF1976 |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 13:48:09
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: Frisky Shenandoah
(if it was mother's maiden name it would be)
Frisky Johnson
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME:
Rondelle Haven
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME:
Sprint Michelle
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS:
Dill None
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS:
P diddy Beauna Vista
6. "FLY Girl" ALIAS
A. Ple
7. ICON ALIAS:
Coke Beer
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS:
Monkey Rockbridge
9. BARFLY ALIAS:
Banana Beam
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS:
Alexander Lampy
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
| ramona |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 13:29:59
I think "Snicker Oil" should be your porn star name.
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"...love don't make things nice - it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. The storybooks are bullshit."
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http://prettycrabby.com |
| darwin |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 13:02:40
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: Fritz Victoria
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: Cashew Bernard
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: Tempo Roberto
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: Paprika Bangkok
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: Barn Diego
6. "FLY Girl" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): B. Lu
7. ICON ALIAS: Snicker Oil
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: Puppy Bryan
9. BARFLY ALIAS: Cookie Pale Ale
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: Thomas Eden |
| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 12:57:02
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: Lucy Sykes
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: Oreos Edward
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: Gravity Ritz
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: Pepper Milan
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: Mikey Morristown
6. "FLY Girl" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): M. Go
7. ICON ALIAS: Winterfresh Cola
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: Kitty Livingston
9. BARFLY ALIAS: Goldfish Bourbon (I don't drink, so I just put the first alcohol that came to mind)
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: Andrew Sykes
I will never say the word procrastinate again, I'll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed. |
| ramona |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 11:23:46
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
Pistachio Kronenburg
HA! That is killing me.
These are all very funny. Good times.
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"...love don't make things nice - it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. The storybooks are bullshit."
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http://prettycrabby.com |
