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| kathryn |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 12:13:02
...is on the 10th of December. With this two-day head start, we ought to be able to plan something great.
Floop, as resident master-poster, sometime Catholic (priest) and devotee of the "scientific" experiment, you should be in charge.
Let's go, people!
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 12/13/2004 : 07:29:32
happy very belated bday alicia. Glad you had such a grand day
Now I do as I please and lie through my teeth. Someone might get hurt but it won't be me. I should probably feel cheap but I just feel free and a little bit empty. No it isn't so hard to get close to me. There will be no arguments. We will always agree. And I will try and be kind when I ask you to leave. We will both take it easy. But if you stay too long inside my memory, I will trap you in a song tied to a melody and I will keep you there so you can't bother me. |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 12/13/2004 : 06:40:07
Thank ya everyone. I had a fine fine birthday.
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
| VoVat |
Posted - 12/11/2004 : 20:43:41
Happy belated birthday, Alicia.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| n/a |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 16:52:30
hey floop
how you doin'?
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| floop |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 16:43:21
i can't think of one single time when the mr. t head hasn't gotten me laid
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 16:38:04
You know LBF, he's got a point.
I was in this bar the other night and I was talking to this chick, right? She was all hot-n-shit and I could see that I had her goin ya know - like she was all makin the eyes and shit, right?
Well, like I always do, cause it works every freekin time, i start talkin up how I'm all postin on messageboards and forums and shit on the "innernet" and she's really on it now right? Just hangin on every word and I bring up that this close, personal bud of mine out in Cali posted this wack-ass pic of some Mr T head with some funky ass beard/unibrow shit hapnin...
Well, she loses it. She practically raped me right there in the middle of the place. As soon as I said "unibrow" she had her tongue down my throat.
Dig it man.
The Baracas energy is irrefutable. |
| floop |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 16:26:59
what, and this doesn't melt a girls heart?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| mattb |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 16:22:32
Well, I'm almost about to leave for Alicia's party. Hopefully someone will bring a camera to capture all the debauchery that is sure to happen.
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http://www.broszkowski.com |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 14:40:23
LBF, if that doesn't melt her heart she's not a rock and roll girl.
Here's my official gift to the queen of steam.
Vroom! Fresh off the truck from 1975.
A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidate who reminded them most of themselves. |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 13:00:18
Happy Birthday!!!!!! |
| LBF1976 |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 12:41:10
this is for you, 1953...
I hope you like it
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 11:23:04
You have quite a way with words Tre.
That poem has touched me in so many ways (OOooo..Oh yeah)
Thank you lady, you have quite a talent there.
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
| n/a |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 11:06:07
Once there was this lady
Her name Cold Heart of Stone
With wit and depth and beauty
To adoration she was prone
This woman is admired
By one, and some and all
She sparks a million crushes
And many mens downfall
Lets not forget the females
Who cold heart does confuse
They question their base nature
and their warm hearts they do lose
Oh dear and fair cold maiden
Of your heart you show the shell
I think if we looked closer
The inside is fit to swell
A sweet and kind young lady
With a soft and gentle core
We know your outside mirage
But it's you we all adore
xxx
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 10:09:30
My list to Santa must have went to your house instead. :)
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
| floop |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 10:07:36
Happy Birthday Coldheart. i got lots of stuff to do today, so i might be late to your party. but i'll be there
i got you some presents
playboy centerfold puzzle
wall sized billy idol poster
hand made mr. t head
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 09:39:29
Happy Birthday Alicia!
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| Newo |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 09:01:28
Happy Birthday Alicia! May your liver process all with good speed.
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Maze rats dreamed of mazes, according to the latest studies. Maze rat scientists dreamed of rats. I was dreaming of cheese. |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 08:03:29
OOoo..yes
Thanks for all the great birthday wishes people. I love you all...*tear*It really mean sa lot to me that you guys even care. Thanks for existing.
*kisses all around*
All the people in my office are listening to MY music today...they can all kiss my rump.
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
| vilainde |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 07:51:50
Couldn't we do another virtual party, only with real alcohol? I know I'm gonna get drunk tomorrow (2-weeks late birthday party), I think I'll pretend the people invited are actual forum members. Who wants a friend of mine to be called by his/her name?
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 07:23:43
Yes yes, party on, coldheartofmotherfuckingstone you supabuff hottie.
LONG STYLE MAN!!!!
My wounds are healing nicely.
The tests all came back negative, so you can stop freaking out.
*drops case of Jagermeister and case of Red Bull in middle of living room floor*
With great power comes great responsibility.
Go into the light.
Cross over, children.
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| vilainde |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 06:54:37
Happy Birthday Alicia! I'm throwing a party tomorrow night and I'm gonna dedicate one of my beers to you.
XXXX,
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
| n/a |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 06:17:37
Parabéns!
Here´s my present for you...
i've never done good things
i've never done bad things
i never did anything out of the blue
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| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 04:58:17
Happy Birthday to my fave wallpaper!!! We all love you!!!
PS: Just kidding about the wallpaper thing.
Caminar sobre las hojas del otoño es romántico y resbaladizo |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 04:58:14
Have a good'un Coldie - I'm feeling your boredom with work already.
Have a party on me.
 "4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 19:25:00
Count me in! I will be bringing a few of the guys from the hot male thread... |
| n/a |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 18:12:00
I was well behaved, I'm coming to this new party too!
*hic*
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 17:47:40
Hey they got in the shower with me!
And I left them there all together for your viewing pleasure 
I swear I just wanted some pancakes...
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 17:32:21
I'm not sure I'm allowed to go,
you guys got me in too much trouble last time
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| Broken Face |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:18:42
i'll bring the chips and homemade bean dip to CHOS' party
-B-B-B-Brian
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| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:09:43
Thank you...
If today is any indication of what my birthday will be like, I think I'll pass. What a bloody shitty day it's been. Except for the hot-sex-beer-drinking-groping-frenching-puking-piss party. Too bad it's all on the screen.
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
| Monsieur |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 09:28:15
Best wishes!
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 08:59:46
Ooo...weak dude, weak.
Kittens give Morbo gas |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 08:58:33
Yes, that was just not good.
Puppies and kittens flowers and shit like that. |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 08:47:38
Haha...thanks for the bright side.
Kittens give Morbo gas |
| vilainde |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 08:37:11
Hey, waking up from yesterday's party knowing you're not pregnant should be a relief, don't you think?
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
