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kathryn |
Posted - 12/06/2004 : 15:54:52 ...about something whimsical. I have grown accustomed to the longing that accompany his more wondrous posts. His love of snow, his anti-Gregor Samsa wish to be transformed into a fox....surely you know of what I speak.
What could his next topic be? The stars? The sound of the waves?
We will have to wait. Or guess.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 06:32:31 How about if we discuss it openly and frankly with your little sister in a non patronising totally cosmopolitan kind of way.
I mean, you know she smokes right?
Frank Black ate my hamster |
Monsieur |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 05:06:14 I don't want you to talk about anal sex in front of my little sister.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 08:54:39 may sound similar but anal is never banal. well at least in my house
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Posted - 12/08/2004 : 06:01:49 huhuhuhuhuh banal uh-huhhuhuhuhuhuh rhymes with anal uh huhuhuhuhuhuhuh
well, it does in my house
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kathryn |
Posted - 12/07/2004 : 17:28:34 Monsieur, why does your sister have blond ringlets and not, say, straight hair?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 12/07/2004 : 15:05:42 that's more sad than magic IMHO. 8 year olds playing with teddy bears? banal is a french word after all... well whatever... you can't mess with love can you? ;-)
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kathryn |
Posted - 12/07/2004 : 14:56:03 Sigh.
She does play with teddy bears, though. I think I like her.
That's the whimsy I've been talking about, people. That;s the magic.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 12/07/2004 : 13:25:05 8 year old? 8 year old? damn monsieur your threads aren't what they used to be.
and kathryn i guess that you can find a christmas hating sasquatch in every muslim country. if you can't visit such a country you can low your standards and find easily enough, christmas (and not only) hating neanderthals at every pub at christmas eve.
8 year olds. that is too much. what a disapointment. i'm going out to sin some more so i can be ignored by floop when i'll tell him about it.
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Monsieur |
Posted - 12/07/2004 : 12:53:15 Fausse Kim Deal, sache qu'il ne s'agit pas de ma soeur mais d'une copine prénommée Katie. Elle est Allemande und spricht kein französisch aber ist sehr nett und sehr schön.
So, now I have to write something about my imaginary sister.
Well, my 8 years old sister has blond, curly hair, talks way too much and too quickly and never plays with dolls. She does play with teddy bears, though. I think I like her.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
notkimdeal |
Posted - 12/07/2004 : 12:20:57 Monsieur, je voudrais un photo de la belle bicyclette de sa soeur, s'il vous plait, et un bon chat dans ton histoire prochaine. <mon dieu, mon francais est mauvais ces jours-ci!)
merci beaucoup pas la vrai kim deal |
kathryn |
Posted - 12/07/2004 : 12:15:40 He doesn't have a sister, I tell you! Mun, go stand under the mistletoe. It'll do you good.
Now, what is this you say about a Sasquatch that hates Christmas? Sounds like the ideal date on the 25th. Sign me up!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 12/07/2004 : 12:10:50 i don't know what his next thread will be about but my monents of zen have a lot to do with female anatomy. maybe a thread about what his hot sister is doing in a sweedish forest near a wonderful pond, with a non identified creature(like a sasquatch that hates christmas) will make happy all of us.
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kathryn |
Posted - 12/07/2004 : 11:00:03 No, no. I predict that his next thread of fancy will be not about a person but about a forest creature or a force of nature. Something from the natural world. A fjord, perhaps. Some pond he loved to gaze at in Sweden. Something about the clouds.
I have come to think of these threads as ....
My Moment Of Zen.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 12/07/2004 : 09:39:35 but i'm sure that
A) if monsieur had a sister, he should start a sensitive, tragicomic, refined thread about her poetic hotness.
B) since he has not a sister he is perfectly capable of inventing an immaginary one (preferably really hot) just to post such a whimsical thread (and we all invite him to do so)
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kathryn |
Posted - 12/06/2004 : 19:06:02 NotKim, I am not implying that you are mocking Monsieur. I will merely clarify that I wrote the above in all earnest and with due reverence for Monsieur's musings...which I eagerly anticipate.
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notkimdeal |
Posted - 12/06/2004 : 17:20:24 I'd like to hear more poetic ramblings about the beauty of the bicycle please. Endless source of whimsy there.
E.g. how the stars look reflected off the waves as you race your new Trek along the deserted waterfront at midnight under a full moon.... |
kathryn |
Posted - 12/06/2004 : 16:10:23 Oh, how little you know our Monsieur, if that is what you write, THS.
True students of Monsieur, those of us who study and try to follow him, will recall that he does not have a sister. We know that he was raised an only child, which only adds to his sensitive outlook on life, his love of the tragicomic, nay, his sense and sensibility. And it doesn't take a close reading of his posts to know that he would never stoop to such a low-brow topic. No, he writes about refined things and that is why ....
I eagerly anticipate Monsieur's next thread about something whimsical.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
The Holiday Son |
Posted - 12/06/2004 : 16:05:57 I guess it will be on how hot his sister is! |