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| floop |
Posted - 11/29/2004 : 12:52:52
if everyone followed these rules the world would be a better place to live in:
1. If you're waiting for a spot, signal and pull over towards the right, making room for other vehicles to pass. Assuming this position tells vehicles behind you "i'm waiting for a spot, but feel free to pass me while i wait for this slow-poke."
2. If you're walking to your car to leave, can you possibly walk a little faster please? It's one thing if you're handicapped or elderly.. but, come on. we're all in this together. Try to remember back to earlier in the day when you were trying to find a spot. Have a little sympathy. Also, now is not the time to sit and pick out a cd, put on make-up, or whatever you're doing in there.
2a. If you're walking out to your car but you don't intend to leave, please signal waiting cars. It would help to know. A simple international flat-handed, sideways-wave will do, to say "i'm not leaving." (kind of a sideways karate chop)
3. NO BACKING UP ALLOWED. If you are no less than one car length behind the spot you are trying to get into, then it's not your spot. Period. You must relinquish that spot (which isn't yours) to the person behind you. If you're actually backing up and asking the person behind you to back up, so you can get the spot, you are an asshole.
4. Keep moving. More likely than not, there are more spots if you just keep going up another level. Is it going to kill you to be one more elevator stop away from your destination? I'm thinking not.
5. SUV OWNERS: don't park in "compact" spaces. if you park in a compact space your SUV deserves to be keyed (and/or have the tires slashed).
it's a start, but what do you think?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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| darwin |
Posted - 11/29/2004 : 14:37:30
quote:
Originally posted by floop
are you a part of the problem or part of the solution?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Who's problem? Not my problem. I've got a parking spot. |
| floop |
Posted - 11/29/2004 : 13:30:47
are you a part of the problem or part of the solution?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| glacial906 |
Posted - 11/29/2004 : 13:17:28
In times such as those I usually take as much unnecessary time as humanly possible buckling my daughter in, and then spend a couple of minutes ensuring that she has her doll or book or whatever.
What could be better than a swan dive into the asphalt?
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| darwin |
Posted - 11/29/2004 : 13:13:11
Is it a sin to toy with motorist by walking down a row of cars in a parking lot and then suddenly cut through to another row of cars?
My favorite is when I'm loading up the kids, which is going to take some time, while some jackass sits there waiting for me even though there's other spots maybe 100 feet further on. |
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