| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 08:04:58
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Melanie
-- Birth date: 18/11/1985
-- Birthplace: London, Hackney
-- Current Location: Brighton
-- Eye Color: Green
-- Hair Color: black
-- Height: 5'4.5"
-- Righty or Lefty: right, mostly, but ambidextrous (SP!!) really..
-- Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: Polish, Welsh, Romanian & French Canadian
-- I havent gone anywhere to wear shoes yet...
-- Your fears: Ear wigs, The Sea, Being hurt again, Hurting someone else, people shouting, war
-- Your perfect pizza: BBQ Chicken
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: A band I manage to become world wide success. To give someone the ultimate feeling of love for the rest of their life. To not be forgotten
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on MSN: well, ill say MSN and probably brb, or haha
-- Your best physical feature: Eyes
-- Your bedtime: dont sleep very well normally, but if i do, around 2 - 4 am
-- Your most missed memory: I dont have a very good memory, so I miss all of them. haha
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: coke, but id prefer Dr Pepper over both
-- McDonald's or Burger King: ew, hate both, but burger king if pushed
-- Single or group dates: single
-- Adidas or Nike: my god, neither, but Nike if pushed (again) since the logo is smaller
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: never had ice tea
-- Cappuccino or coffee: hate both
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: Yes, marlboro Lights or Goldne Virginia
-- Cuss: Too much
-- Sing: badly
-- Take a shower everyday: at least once a day ( but more baths than showers)
-- Do you think you've been in love: yes, definately
-- Want to go to college: Yes. Am going next year
-- Like(d) high school: no/yes...mostly no
-- Want to get married: Not really
-- Believe in yourself: Yes
-- Get motion sickness: sometimes
-- Think you're attractive: sometimes
-- Think you're a health freak: no
-- Get along with your parent(s): yes, now. accepted that were not the same person, and find those little things endearing now..
-- Like thunderstorms: Better than an orgasm
-- Play an instrument: guitar, keyboards, both very badly
-- Have a crush(es): now? no..
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: oh yeah
-- Smoked: yes
-- Done a drug: no
-- Made Out: no oh yes
-- Gone on a date: depends....sort of.
-- Gone to the mall: yep
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
-- Eaten sushi: no
-- Been on stage: no
-- Been dumped: no
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: no
-- Gone skinny dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: yes
-- Stolen anything: no
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes
-- If so, was it mixed company: Yes
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
-- Been caught "doing something": Yes
-- Been called a tease: Yes
-- Shoplifted: Yes
-- Changed who you were to fit in: yes. sort of. More just putting a different side of my personality forward in order to be sociable.
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: never (well..maybe)
-- Numbers and Names of Children: Damian Gregory Charles, Nathanial Thurston James. (haha, never gonna happen...id rather adopt)
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: No religious connotations attached, not a real wedding, outside, under an arch, in a beautiful surroundings.
-- How do you want to die: Alone
-- Where you want to go to college: London Metropolitan
-- What country would you most like to visit: Love to go on a road trip round USA, love to go to Russia, Italy, France, again, god, so many. Sweden, finland...
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color? blue or dark brown
-- Best hair color? dark
-- Short or long hair: it doesn't matter, perf not shaved, and not too long.
-- height: minimum - 5'9
-- Best weight: not bothered, not huge, not too skinny
-- Best articles of clothing: not bothered
-- Best first date location: ??
-- Best first kiss location: ??
LAYER TEN:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: only one
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: Three
-- Number of CDs that I own: no idea, around 200 perhaps? 300? 150? no idea. not enough
-- Number of piercings: ears, and nose. Did have 4 on each ear, but took them out.
-- Number of tattoos: none. want two though
-- Number of scars on my body: god knows, no major ones, disfiguring ones really. Apart from the ones on my heart, not many that affect me.
LAYER TWELVE:
if i were a month i would be: November
if i were a day of the week i would be: Thursday
if i were a time of day i would be: 2am
if i were a planet i would be: Pluto
if i were a sea animal i would be: Killer Whale
if i were a direction i would be: North East
if i were a piece of furniture i would be: Bed
if i were a liquid i would be: Wine
if i were a stone, i would be: Chalk
if i were a tree, i would be: weeping willow or oak
if i were a bird, i would be: An eagle
if i were a flower/plant, i would be: Stinging Nettle/ Blue Bell
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: A Storm
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: Unicorn
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: A piano
if i were an animal, i would be: cat
if i were a color, i would be: Black..Not really a colour, so deep red
if i were an emotion, i would be: frustration
if i were a vegetable, i would be: Carrots
if i were a car, i would be: A cadillac
if i were a song, i would be: Canon in D Major - Pachelbel
if i were a book, i would be written by: Will Self
if i were a food, i would be: Steak (rare)
if i were a place, i would be: Silent
if i were a material, i would be: Egyptian Cotton
if i were a taste, i would be: Bitter
if i were a scent, i would be: ?????
if i were a religion, i would be: no comment
if i were a body part i would be: eyes
if i were a subject in school i would be: English Literature
if i were a cartoon character i would be: Something out of wacky races
if i were a shape i would be: equilateral
if i were a number i would be: 7
answer away. Got this on a forward, but hey, it passes sometime
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
| 26 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 12/23/2004 : 09:51:49
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Mike
-- Birth date: 10/03/1977
-- Birthplace: Oldham, Greater Manchester
-- Current Location: Manchester
-- Eye Color: Green
-- Hair Color: brown
-- Height: 6'3
-- Righty or Lefty: lefty
-- Zodiac Sign: Pisces
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: English, Polish, Ukranian & French
-- Your fears: Big spiders, sharks
-- Your perfect pizza: Chicken , sweetcorn, peppers, onions, made with cheddar cheese
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: To be in a band that influences others
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on MSN: probably haha. I like to laugh
-- Your best physical feature: Eyes and smile I have been told
-- Your bedtime: around 10:30
-- Your most missed memory: early childhood, times with my ex
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: either
-- McDonald's or Burger King: burger king
-- Single or group dates: single
-- Adidas or Nike: neither, but Nike if pushed.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: never had either
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: Only when on fire
-- Cuss: Yes
-- Sing: A little
-- Take a shower everyday: Once every 3 days roughly
-- Do you think you've been in love: yes
-- Want to go to college: Again, yes.
-- Like(d) high school: yeah was OK
-- Want to get married: yes
-- Believe in yourself: Yes
-- Get motion sickness: no
-- Think you're attractive: rarely
-- Think you're a health freak: no but I consider it important
-- Get along with your parent(s): yes
-- Like thunderstorms: yes
-- Play an instrument: guitar
-- Have a crush(es): now? yes
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: oh yeah
-- Smoked: no
-- Done a drug: yes
-- Made Out: yes
-- Gone on a date: yes
-- Gone to the mall: no
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
-- Eaten sushi: no
-- Been on stage: no
-- Been dumped: no
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: no
-- Gone skinny dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: yes
-- Stolen anything: no
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing:no
-- If so, was it mixed company:
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
-- Been caught "doing something": no
-- Been called a tease: no
-- Shoplifted: Yes
-- Changed who you were to fit in: not that I can remember
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: whenever it feels right
-- Numbers and Names of Children: no idea
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: to Kim Deal surrounded by penguins
-- How do you want to die: in Kim Deal's arms, cuddling a penguin
-- Where you want to go to college: Manchester or Boston
-- What country would you most like to visit: Japan
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color? green
-- Best hair color? dark
-- Short or long hair: shortish. Usually prefer shoulder length or shorter. Not too fussed though.
-- height: minimum - 5ft
-- Best weight: not bothered, not huge, not too skinny
-- Best articles of clothing: not too bothered, but rock chick is nice
-- Best first date location: anywhere you can talk
-- Best first kiss location: on the lips?
LAYER TEN:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: 4
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: too much to think about
-- Number of CDs that I own: around 300 I think
-- Number of piercings: none
-- Number of tattoos: 2
-- Number of scars on my body: a couple of really small ones
LAYER TWELVE:
if i were a month i would be: June
if i were a day of the week i would be: Thursday
if i were a time of day i would be: 6 PM
if i were a planet i would be: Venus
if i were a sea animal i would be: dolphin
if i were a direction i would be: over there
if i were a piece of furniture i would be: sofa
if i were a liquid i would be: milkshake
if i were a stone, i would be: Mick Jagger
if i were a tree, i would be: Banana
if i were a bird, i would be: A penguin
if i were a flower/plant, i would be: fern
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: A warm, spring day
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: Minotaur
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: A guitar
if i were an animal, i would be: cat
if i were a color, i would be: red
if i were an emotion, i would be: love
if i were a vegetable, i would be: tomato
if i were a car, i would be: A ford mustang
if i were a song, i would be: Hey, Pixies
if i were a book, i would be written by: Nick Hornby
if i were a food, i would be: Chilli con carne
if i were a place, i would be: Venice
if i were a material, i would be: wool
if i were a taste, i would be: sweet and sour
if i were a scent, i would be: pine leaves
if i were a religion, i would be: Jedi
if i were a body part i would be: soul
if i were a subject in school i would be: music
if i were a cartoon character i would be: Stewie from Family Guy
if i were a shape i would be: circle
if i were a number i would be: 17
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 11/17/2004 : 01:39:35
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Mel I hope this doesn't sound weird but I distinctly recall having sex on the day of your birth.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
erm, yes, that does sound to weird. whjat in 1985?!? how can you remmber sex 19 years ago!?!?!??!
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
| n/a |
Posted - 11/15/2004 : 12:58:45
Sorry about the mistake, you old boy!
No peito dos desafinados
Também bate um coração
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| Hatchetman |
Posted - 11/15/2004 : 12:38:33
'cos I was born before you 
And that's Hatchetman to you young lady......
EDIT (had to include the smiley)
Ade
As the air conditioner hummed.... |
| n/a |
Posted - 11/15/2004 : 11:01:42
So many layers, I just can´t do it...and I´m sad because I´m older than all of you,only Hatchman is older than me, how can that be?
No peito dos desafinados
Também bate um coração
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 11/15/2004 : 10:02:40
Mun Chien Andalusia: A Boy Named Sou
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 11/15/2004 : 09:37:16
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Dionysis (a.k.a. donnie or sou or zio donnie for friends)
-- Birth date: 26\01\77
-- Birthplace: Athens, Greece
-- Current Location: Siena,Italy
-- Eye Color: brown
-- Hair Color: brown
-- Height: 1,80mt
-- Righty or Lefty: right
-- Zodiac Sign: Acquarius
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: Greek but from greeks that lived in virtually all med countries, Italy, Egypt, Turkey and of course Greece)
-- Your fears: needles, serpents
-- Your perfect pizza: salsiccia e melanzane
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: nothing really important, being happy and surrounded by people i love
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on MSN: yo
-- Your best physical feature: nose (i really like it)
-- Your bedtime: i sleep a lot when i can 3am-3pm is the ideal
-- Your most missed memory: my first time. i really don't remember anything. i was too drunk. not that i care much but it's kind of embarassing when all the others remember every single moment of it.
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: definately coke
-- McDonald's or Burger King: goodies(greek fast food)the best around
-- Single or group dates: single
-- Adidas or Nike: maybe adidas i don't care much about sneakers anymore
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
-- Cappuccino or coffee: coffee tho' there are not to be compared since they 're meant to be taken in different times of a day(cappuccino is strictly a breakfast beverage and not a coffee)
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: Yes, red marlboro soft pack
-- Sing: no
-- Take a shower everyday: at least once a day
-- Do you think you've been in love: yes
-- Want to go to college: done that
-- Like(d) high school: mostly yes
-- Want to get married: don't know. if it happens so be it
-- Believe in yourself: Yes
-- Get motion sickness: nop
-- Think you're attractive: i have my moments
-- Think you're a health freak: absolutely no
-- Get along with your parent(s): yes and no. i had to grow up before i understood what they mean to me.
-- Like thunderstorms: don't care about them
-- Play an instrument: nop. absolutely no talent for music
-- Have a crush(es): yep
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: bucketfulls
-- Smoked: philip morris should make me a monument
-- Done a drug: no
-- Made Out: oh yes
-- Gone on a date: does the gf count?
-- Gone to the mall: no malls here
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: what are they?
-- Eaten sushi: hate it
-- Been on stage: no
-- Been dumped: not last month but many times in the past
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: no
-- Gone skinny dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: no
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes
-- If so, was it mixed company: Yes
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
-- Been caught "doing something": yes, 2 days ago
-- Been called a tease: yes, my profs called me "agent provocateur during highschool.
-- Shoplifted: yes and got caught too. sad incident.
-- Changed who you were to fit in: yes, more than once. it's easier than quarel all the time about everything
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color? doesn't matter
-- Best hair color? doesn't matter
-- Short or long hair: long but doesn't really matter
-- height: minimum - 1.60mt
-- Best weight: not huge
-- Best articles of clothing: skirts
-- Best first date location: doesn't matter
-- Best first kiss location: doesn't matter
LAYER TEN:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: 1
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: parents, bro', a few friends
-- Number of CDs that I own: maybe 500-600 originals. many more if copied ones count. about a 100 dvds
-- Number of piercings: had an earing. none now
-- Number of tattoos: 0
-- Number of scars on my body: 0
LAYER TWELVE:
if i were a month i would be: august
if i were a day of the week i would be: wednesday
if i were a time of day i would be: 2.30am
if i were a planet i would be: moon
if i were a sea animal i would be: octopus
if i were a direction i would be: south
if i were a piece of furniture i would be: Bed
if i were a liquid i would be: beer
if i were a tree, i would be: grass
if i were a bird, i would be: parrot
if i were a flower/plant, i would be:
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: sunshine
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: minotaur
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: guitar
if i were an animal, i would be: dog
if i were a color, i would be: red
if i were an emotion, i would be: satisfaction
if i were a vegetable, i would be: cucumber
if i were a car, i would be: renault
if i were a song, i would be: tunnel of love\dire straits or maybe in trance\scorpions
if i were a book, i would be written by: orwell or stefano benni
if i were a food, i would be: fiorentina steak
if i were a place, i would be: noisy
if i were a material, i would be: aluminium
if i were a taste, i would be: salty
if i were a scent, i would be: ?????
if i were a religion, i would be: none
if i were a body part i would be: hands
if i were a subject in school i would be: philosophy
if i were a cartoon character i would be: the coyote
if i were a shape i would be: circle
if i were a number i would be: 7
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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| Hatchetman |
Posted - 11/15/2004 : 04:05:00
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Adrian
-- Birth date: 24/11/1970
-- Birthplace: Swansea, Wales
-- Current Location: Swansea
-- Eye Color: Blue
-- Hair Color: Dark Brown
-- Height: 5'8
-- Righty or Lefty: Right
-- Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: Welsh, Irish & Scottish
-- Your fears: Spiders, Clowns, White Chocolate & deformity
-- Your perfect pizza: Ham, Sweet corn & Pineapple
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: To be a good dad and husband
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on MSN: Lol
-- Your best physical feature: Brain
-- Your bedtime: When Im tired
-- Your most missed memory: Being hugged by my mother (she died when I was 20)
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Either or
-- Single or group dates: Single
-- Adidas or Nike: Adidas, I had a thing for them when I was a kid. Don’t really wear anything like that now though.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Never tried either
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Not fussed. I prefer Tea.
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: No
-- Cuss: Yes
-- Sing: Yes
-- Take a shower everyday: No.
-- Do you think you've been in love: Yes and I still am
-- Want to go to college: I do
-- Like(d) high school: What is a 'high' school? Is it a place for junkies?
-- Want to get married: I am
-- Believe in yourself: Yes
-- Get motion sickness: Sometimes, on ships. The Dover to Calais crossing makes me really ill.
-- Think you're attractive: Reasonably
-- Think you're a health freak: No
-- Get along with your parent(s): I did, when they were alive.
-- Like thunderstorms: Love them
-- Play an instrument: Guitar, Keyboards & drums
-- Have a crush(es): No
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Yes
-- Smoked: Yes
-- Done a drug: Yes
-- Made Out: Yes
-- Gone on a date: N/A
-- Gone to the mall: Yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: We don't have them in Britain, and if we did the answeer would be No
-- Eaten sushi: Fuck no
-- Been on stage: Yes
-- Been dumped: No
-- Gone skating: No
-- Made homemade cookies: No
-- Gone skinny dipping: No
-- Dyed your hair: No
-- Stolen anything: No
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: No
-- If so, was it mixed company: N/A
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes
-- Been caught "doing something": No
-- Been called a tease: Probably
-- Shoplifted: Yes, when I was 7, never got caught, but felt so bad about it, I never did it again.
-- Changed who you were to fit in: No, never had to. Bitten my tongue a few times though, does that count?
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: Am and was at 22
-- Numbers and Names of Children: 2, Dan, Andrew
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: It’s not something I dream or ever have dreamed about
-- How do you want to die: Asleep at the wheel
-- Where you want to go to college: Swansea, don’t have to travel then. If I hadn't bought a house, who knows?
-- What country would you most like to visit: USA (again) So I can get fingerprinted. I have always wanted to go to Easter Island.
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color? Blue / Green
-- Best hair color? Black / Blonde
-- Short or long hair: Not too long, not too short
-- height: minimum - 5'2
-- Best weight: Close to average weight for their height.
-- Best articles of clothing: Don’t care
-- Best first date location: Doesn't matter
-- Best first kiss location: Doesn't matter
LAYER TEN:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: One
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: Six
-- Number of CDs that I own: 250 - 300?
-- Number of piercings: None
-- Number of tattoos: None.
-- Number of scars on my body: One
LAYER TWELVE:
if i were a month i would be: November
if i were a day of the week i would be: Friday
if i were a time of day i would be: 8pm
if i were a planet i would be: Mars
if i were a sea animal i would be: Loch Ness Monster
if i were a direction i would be: Southwest
if i were a piece of furniture i would be: Grandfathers Clock
if i were a liquid i would be: Mercury
if i were a stone, i would be: A Brick
if i were a tree, i would be: Cut down to make guitars
if i were a bird, i would be: A Dodo
if i were a flower/plant, i would be: Japanese Knotweed
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: A Storm
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: A Dragon
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: A Guitar
if i were an animal, i would be: Something with no natural enemies
if i were a color, i would be: Green
if i were an emotion, i would be: Anger
if i were a vegetable, i would be: An Onion
if i were a car, i would be: A TVR
if i were a song, i would be: That Night You Came – by me
if i were a book, i would be written by: Chuck Palahniuk
if i were a food, i would be: Kebab
if i were a place, i would be: Easter Island
if i were a material, i would be: sackcloth
if i were a taste, i would be: Savory
if i were a scent, i would be: The smell of valves (tubes)
if i were a religion, i would be: A misguided fool
if i were a body part i would be: A Hand
if i were a subject in school i would be: Music
if i were a cartoon character i would be: Homer Simpson
if i were a shape i would be: I'd like to be a Blob
if i were a number i would be: 7
Ade
As the air conditioner hummed.... |
| El Barto |
Posted - 11/14/2004 : 19:29:36
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Jim
-- Birth date: 12/30/82
-- Birthplace: Detroit, MI
-- Current Location: State College, PA
-- Eye Color: Brown
-- Hair Color: Brown
-- Height: 5'11"
-- Righty or Lefty: Right
-- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: Polish, Scottish
-- Your fears: Mice/rats, the end of the world
-- Your perfect pizza: Ham and onion or ham and pineapple
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: To make people feel the way I feel when I recognize the beauty in the world and feel inspired...to have that effect on people that famous musicians or writers/directors have on me
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on MSN: yeah
-- Your best physical feature: Eyes
-- Your bedtime: anytime between 11PM and 6AM, depends on the night and if I'm partying
-- Your most missed memory: I miss my childhood.
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King
-- Single or group dates: Single
-- Adidas or Nike: All Day I Dream About Sex
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Turkey Hill, actually (it's a PA thing)
-- Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: No
-- Cuss: A lot
-- Sing: Decently, and I'm getting better
-- Take a shower everyday: Unless I'm really lazy and have nothing to do, such as today
-- Do you think you've been in love: Yes
-- Want to go to college: I'd like to take classes to benefit myself
-- Like(d) high school: Not really
-- Want to get married: I think so
-- Believe in yourself: Yes
-- Get motion sickness: Way too easily
-- Think you're attractive: Some days...not usually though
-- Think you're a health freak: I wish I were
-- Get along with your parent(s): Yeah, for the most part
-- Like thunderstorms: Dark and romantic...yes
-- Play an instrument: Guitar, bass, and keyboards (sort of)
-- Have a crush(es): Yes
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Yes
-- Smoked: Yes
-- Done a drug: Yes
-- Made Out: Fucking wish...oh wait, I did
-- Gone on a date: Somewhat
-- Gone to the mall: Yeah
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Gross
-- Eaten sushi: No
-- Been on stage: Yes
-- Been dumped: No
-- Gone skating: No
-- Made homemade cookies: No
-- Gone skinny dipping: Almost...was in my boxers
-- Dyed your hair: No
-- Stolen anything: Kind of...the guy at the pizza place in NYC forgot to take my money
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: I don't think so, but I would
-- If so, was it mixed company:
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes
-- Been caught "doing something": Yeah
-- Been called a tease: Yeah
-- Shoplifted: I don't think so
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Somewhat...I tanned.
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: 28
-- Numbers and Names of Children: 2...no idea about the names
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: Perfect warm weather...my beautiful wife...pure love and happiness...
-- How do you want to die: That's an odd question...painlessly and unseen
-- Where you want to go to college: NYU would be awesome
-- What country would you most like to visit: England and Australia; I have a fetish for both of their females
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color? Blue
-- Best hair color? I could go for anything...blonde is great
-- Short or long hair: Depends on what works for her, but more than a little past the shoulders is dumb
-- height: Not picky....5'4" to 5'11"?
-- Best weight: Not too fat, not too skinny. I have a pretty eclectic taste in women
-- Best articles of clothing: Bra & underwear...sexy yet playful
-- Best first date location: restaurant?
-- Best first kiss location: A big open field under the stars at night?
LAYER TEN:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: One
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: I don't know...
-- Number of CDs that I own: 250+?
-- Number of piercings: None
-- Number of tattoos: None
-- Number of scars on my body: One that I can recall: on my forehead
LAYER TWELVE:
if i were a month i would be: May
if i were a day of the week i would be: Sunday
if i were a time of day i would be: Noon
if i were a planet i would be: Mercury
if i were a sea animal i would be: Dolphin
if i were a direction i would be: "Action!" (hah, i'm clever)
if i were a piece of furniture i would be: Lamp
if i were a liquid i would be: Spooge
if i were a stone, i would be: Mick Jagger
if i were a tree, i would be: Maple
if i were a bird, i would be: Blue jay
if i were a flower/plant, i would be: Sunflower
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: A sunny summer day; beautiful white clouds, light breeze, 72F
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: Centaur
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: Piano
if i were an animal, i would be: Bird
if i were a color, i would be: Blue
if i were an emotion, i would be: Inspiration
if i were a vegetable, i would be: Carrots
if i were a car, i would be: Mustang
if i were a song, i would be: I Just Wasn't Made For These Times - Beach Boys
if i were a book, i would be written by: JD Salinger
if i were a food, i would be: Turkey
if i were a place, i would be: NYC
if i were a material, i would be: Goose down comforter
if i were a taste, i would be: Sweet
if i were a scent, i would be: Sweet
if i were a religion, i would be: Agnostic
if i were a body part i would be: Penis
if i were a subject in school i would be: Creative Writing
if i were a cartoon character i would be: Bart Simpson
if i were a shape i would be: Circle
if i were a number i would be: 7
I guess I just wasn't made for these times. |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 11/13/2004 : 12:01:19
quote:
Originally posted by offerw
quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
-- Zodiac Sign: gemini - a gem the one day and a naai the next
Thanks for making me laugh out loud first time today. I know it is an obvious joke and all but still.........
wilhelm
I knew at the very least you would get it.
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in sideways, thoroughly used, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming "Fuck, what a trip!" |
| offerw |
Posted - 11/13/2004 : 05:06:53
quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
-- Zodiac Sign: gemini - a gem the one day and a naai the next
Thanks for making me laugh out loud first time today. I know it is an obvious joke and all but still.........
wilhelm |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 11/13/2004 : 04:38:21
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Nicole
-- Birth date: 02/06/1976
-- Birthplace: Cape Town, South Africa
-- Current Location: Leeds
-- Eye Color: Gray/blue
-- Hair Color: blonde
-- Height: 5'6
-- Righty or Lefty: right but draw with both
-- Zodiac Sign: gemini - a gem the one day and a naai the next
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: French, Norwegian, Afrikaans
-- ?
-- Your fears: heights, depths, maggots, self destruction
-- Your perfect pizza: roast aubergine, fresh rocket with a drizzle of balsamic vinegar
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: to live the dream
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on MSN: fuck or hehe
-- Your best physical feature: mouth
-- Your bedtime: week nights pass out at 11 (I thrive on too much sleep) - weekends who knows
-- Your most missed memory: I have the memory of an elephant, but probably time spent with both my Grandfather and my Dad when they were still alive
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: neither - but give me some San Pellegrino or whole earth coke
-- McDonald's or Burger King: McDonalds but I'm going to have to be drunk
-- Single or group dates: wtf?
-- Adidas or Nike: neither
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither - my own homemade iced ginger tea
-- Cappuccino or coffee: coffee coffee coffeee
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: Yes, weed
-- Cuss: Yes, fuckin'loads
-- Sing: when no one can hear me
-- Take a shower everyday: yes, twice in summer
-- Do you think you've been in love: yes
-- Want to go to college: been
-- Like(d) high school: not really
-- Want to get married: already am
-- Believe in yourself: at times
-- Get motion sickness: no
-- Think you're attractive: I have my moments
-- Think you're a health freak: I think I'm more aware than the average person
-- Get along with your parent(s): yes
-- Like thunderstorms: they rock
-- Play an instrument: not anymore
-- Have a crush(es): hell yes
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: yes
-- Smoked: yes
-- Done a drug: yes
-- Made Out: yes
-- Gone on a date: no
-- Gone to the mall: no
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
-- Eaten sushi: yes
-- Been on stage: kind of
-- Been dumped: no
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: no
-- Gone skinny dipping: no and this kills me - one of lifes most simple pleasures
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: yes, all my blank cds from work for the cd swap game
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes
-- If so, was it mixed company: Yes
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
-- Been caught "doing something": Yes
-- Been called a tease: Yes
-- Shoplifted: no
-- Changed who you were to fit in: no, but I've had to reign myself in on too many occasions to even start counting.
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: already am - they were going to kick me out of the UK if I didn't
-- Numbers and Names of Children: none but should the worst come to the worst I'll punish the bugger by calling it Helmet, Fellatio or Eurine
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: Vegas - but I wasn't allowed to leave mainland Britain
-- How do you want to die: happy
-- Where you want to go to college: why the hell would I do that again
-- What country would you most like to visit: USA again and again, Italy, Mexico, Japan, Thailand, Australia, more of Africa, Cuba, Costa Rica - the list goes on and on
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color? green or blue
-- Best hair color? not fussed
-- Short or long hair: again not fussed - I've loved both long, short haired and bald men
-- height: at the very least same as me
-- Best weight: not bothered, not huge, not too skinny
-- Best articles of clothing: jeans
-- Best first date location: gig
-- Best first kiss location: ?
LAYER TEN:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: 6
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 6
-- Number of CDs that I own: haven't a clue
-- Number of piercings: one in each ear
-- Number of tattoos: one but want more - lots more
-- Number of scars on my body: one on my forehead, a couple on my hands, elbows, knees. Call it growing up on a farm in Africa
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in sideways, thoroughly used, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming "Fuck, what a trip!" |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 11/13/2004 : 02:46:01
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Simon
-- Birth date: 26/4/82
-- Birthplace: Winchester, England
-- Current Location: London
-- Eye Color: Blue
-- Hair Color: Fair/blonde
-- Height: 6'3"
-- Righty or Lefty: Right
-- Zodiac Sign: Taurus
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: Half Winchester boy, half Mancunian
-- Bare feet?
-- Your fears: Wasps
-- Your perfect pizza: four meats
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Achieve some degree of respect as a music journalist, amongst other things.
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on MSN: heheh
-- Your best physical feature: I like my beard, but someone said I had nice eyes yesterday. I don't see it (guffaw!)
-- Your bedtime: midnight-ish on a weeknight
-- Your most missed memory: I want to be back at the Pixies is all I can think of.
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: The Real Thing
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Fried chicken, but BK outta those.
-- Single or group dates: single
-- Adidas or Nike: I guess Nike...
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: say what?
-- Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: nope
-- Cuss: nope
-- Sing: I warble to myself in my bedroom, but thats about it
-- Take a shower everyday: yep, always
-- Do you think you've been in love: yes - unrequited usually
-- Want to go to college: Been there, work there, considering a Masters
-- Like(d) sixth-form: yeah, good times
-- Want to get married: Definitely
-- Believe in yourself: Yeah, whatever this means. I believe I exist.
-- Get motion sickness: not really
-- Think you're attractive: about a 6.5 on Hot or Not
-- Think you're a health freak: good gravy no
-- Get along with your parent(s): totally
-- Like thunderstorms: yes - I like skyscapes at risk of sounding very Early Romantic/Schillerian
-- Play an instrument: guitar, I got to about grade 8 standard on piano but I'm well rusty now.
-- Have a crush(es): I did, but its rapidly fading.
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: yes
-- Smoked: no
-- Done a drug: no
-- Made Out: no
-- Gone on a date: no
-- Gone to the mall: a mall? I don't think so
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
-- Eaten sushi: no
-- Been on stage: no
-- Been dumped: no
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: no
-- Gone skinny dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: no
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: No chance
-- If so, was it mixed company: n/a
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: not extremely
-- Been caught "doing something": depends what you mean...
-- Been called a tease: not seriously I don't think
-- Shoplifted: no
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Sort of...
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: the sooner the better
-- Numbers and Names of Children: Olufemi and Raoul
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: A proper traditional one
-- How do you want to die: far into the future or very quickly
-- Where you want to go to college: London Metropolitan (this is the same as Mel, granted, but I work here and get free study)
-- What country would you most like to visit: I'd love to go back to South Africa, but anywhere would be good.
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color? don't mind
-- Best hair color? don't mind
-- Short or long hair: don't mind
-- height: don't mind
-- Best weight: don't mind
-- Best articles of clothing: heheh, boots and miniskirt
-- Best first date location: don't mind
-- Best first kiss location: don't mind
LAYER TEN:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: one
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 7 possibly?
-- Number of CDs that I own: ooh, maybe 250-300
-- Number of piercings: none
-- Number of tattoos: none
-- Number of scars on my body: only one permanent one - a very small one on my eyebrow that I got walking into a pile of chalk at the age of five.
LAYER TWELVE:
if i were a month i would be: September
if i were a day of the week i would be: Monday. nice...
if i were a time of day i would be: 5pm
if i were a planet i would be: Uranus (tee hee)
if i were a sea animal i would be: Nemo Giant squid
if i were a direction i would be: South East
if i were a piece of furniture i would be: Sofa
if i were a liquid i would be: milk
if i were a stone, i would be: onyx
if i were a tree, i would be: horse chestnut
if i were a bird, i would be: An ostrich
if i were a flower/plant, i would be: tulip
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: does a sunset count?
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: Leviathan
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: a pipe organ
if i were an animal, i would be: a big fat dog
if i were a color, i would be: kind of a murky off-white
if i were an emotion, i would be: romantic longing
if i were a vegetable, i would be: parsnip
if i were a car, i would be: a pick-up
if i were a song, i would be: How Soon Is Now
if i were a book, i would be written by: Roddy Doyle
if i were a food, i would be: a jacket potato
if i were a place, i would be: africa
if i were a material, i would be: eh? um, denim? I dunno
if i were a taste, i would be: Sweet
if i were a scent, i would be: Bobby Orange
if i were a religion, i would be: Christianity
if i were a body part i would be: buttocks
if i were a subject in school i would be: geography
if i were a cartoon character i would be: Barney Gumble
if i were a shape i would be: square
if i were a number i would be: 23
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
| billgoodman |
Posted - 11/13/2004 : 00:35:43
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Melanie
-- Birth date: 18/11/1985
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex
I'm actually one day and one year older than you are!
woohoo!
our birthdays are soon
 "I joined the cult of Jon Tiven/Bye!" |
| rocknrolldan |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 19:03:41
I'll do the 2nd half
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: yeah
-- Smoked: no
-- Done a drug: literally alchol is a drug, but no
-- Made Out: no
-- Gone on a date: yes
-- Gone to the mall: yeah
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
-- Eaten sushi: yes
-- Been on stage: yes
-- Been dumped: no
-- Gone skating: yes, i work at a rollerskating rink
-- Made homemade cookies: no
-- Gone skinny dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: from work but that doesnt really count
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes
-- If so, was it mixed company: Yes
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
-- Been caught "doing something": Yes
-- Been called a tease: no
-- Shoplifted: no
-- Changed who you were to fit in: kinda, i hate small talk but it comes in useful on arquard dates
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: ASAP, so i can let myself go
-- Numbers and Names of Children: 1, Iggy.
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: never really thought about it
-- How do you want to die: in a humourous fashion
-- Where you want to go to college: Monash Clayton
-- What country would you most like to visit: Iv'e always wanted to go to Mexico, I went to america and was really bummed that I didnt have time. Also Vietnam.
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color? green
-- Best hair color? doesnt matter
-- Short or long hair: long
-- height: shorter than me
-- Best weight: not to skinny, not obese
-- Best articles of clothing: not bothered
LAYER TEN:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: one
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: five
-- Number of CDs that I own: too many, its depressing to see how much money i've spent.
-- Number of piercings: none
-- Number of tattoos: none, i'm a pussy
-- Number of scars on my body: none
LAYER TWELVE:
if i were a month i would be: ummm, January?
if i were a day of the week i would be: Friday
if i were a time of day i would be: 10pm
if i were a planet i would be: Neptune
if i were a sea animal i would be: Squid
if i were a direction i would be: eh?
if i were a piece of furniture i would be: Phuton (sp?)
if i were a liquid i would be: Petrol
if i were a stone, i would be: Chalk
if i were a tree, i would be: Pine
if i were a bird, i would be: a cockie
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: calm
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: cyclopse?
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: Lap Slide Guitar
if i were an animal, i would be: Monkey
if i were a color, i would be: Orange
if i were an emotion, i would be: warm
if i were a vegetable, i would be: Tomato, or is that a fruit?
if i were a car, i would be: Fort Escort
if i were a song, i would be: Pixies - I've been Tired
if i were a book, i would be written by: Eugene Ionesco
if i were a food, i would be: Indian
if i were a place, i would be: a record store
if i were a material, i would be: wool
if i were a taste, i would be: an aquired taste
if i were a scent, i would be: I dunno, i dont have a distinct smell
if i were a religion, i would be: Non-religous
if i were a body part i would be: eyes
if i were a subject in school i would be: Theatre Studies
if i were a cartoon character i would be: Ben, from Dr Katz
if i were a shape i would be: A circle
if i were a number i would be: 10
"I like Lou Reed" she said... |
| kathryn |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 16:25:59
Mel I hope this doesn't sound weird but I distinctly recall having sex on the day of your birth.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Monsieur |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 15:10:46
LAYER TWELVE:
if i were a month i would be: April
if i were a day of the week i would be: Saturday
if i were a time of day i would be: 7am
if i were a planet i would be: Mars
if i were a sea animal i would be: a seal
if i were a direction i would be: North
if i were a piece of furniture i would be: a desk
if i were a liquid i would be: Sprite
if i were a stone, i would be: Marble
if i were a tree, i would be: an apple tree
if i were a bird, i would be: certainly not a pigeon
if i were a flower/plant, i would be: wheat
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: snowy weather
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: Zeus
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: a horn
if i were an animal, i would be: a lone wolf
if i were a color, i would be: orange, of course
if i were an emotion, i would be: enthusiastic pessimism
if i were a vegetable, i would be: a carrot
if i were a car, i would be: A golf
if i were a song, i would be: Strange goodbye
if i were a book, i would be written by: Vladimir Nabokov
if i were a food, i would be: a pancake
if i were a place, i would be: an airport
if i were a material, i would be: corduroy
if i were a taste, i would be: sweet
if i were a scent, i would be: acid
if i were a religion, i would be: gnosticism
if i were a body part i would be: a right hand
if i were a subject in school i would be: mathematics
if i were a cartoon character i would be: Le Piaf
if i were a shape i would be: fluid
if i were a number i would be: 5
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 14:26:29
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
How come there's no Layer 11?
must. resist. Spinal Tap joke... |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 13:51:25
AYER ONE:
-- Name: Brian
-- Birth date: June 2 1982
-- Birthplace: Englewood, NJ
-- Current Location: Oakland, NJ
-- Eye Color: Brown
-- Hair Color: Brown
-- Height: Six foot even
-- Righty or Lefty: Right
-- Zodiac Sign: Gemini
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: 5/8 Italian, 1/8 Irish, 1/8 English, 1/8 German
-- Brown with tan stripes Everlast sneakers
-- Your fears: friends/family dying
-- Your perfect pizza: meatball + hot peppers
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: being the best friend/brother/son/father/husband/employee i can be
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on MSN: i don't use MSN, but if its AIM then def. lol
-- Your best physical feature: ms. broken face says my eyes, so why not
-- Your bedtime: 'round 1ish usually
-- Your most missed memory: does this mean the memory i wish i could remember (my grandparents) or something that i do remember that i miss (my Nana)
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: I was always a Pepsi person, but lately i've been all about Coke
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Wendy's over both - but i guess BK
-- Single or group dates: single
-- Adidas or Nike: adidas
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee all the way
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: No
-- Cuss: Excessively
-- Sing: Yes
-- Take a shower everyday: Yes (haven't yet today, but will remedy that before i go out)
-- Do you think you've been in love: Still am
-- Want to go to college: Graudated already. Going back for my masters in June
-- Like(d) high school: Sure, it wasn't as bad as everyone said
-- Want to get married: Yes
-- Believe in yourself: To a degree
-- Get motion sickness: Not really - only spinny things
-- Think you're attractive: I don't think i'm ugly, but i don't think i'm attractive
-- Think you're a health freak: Hell no
-- Get along with your parent(s): Very well
-- Like thunderstorms: Sure - nature's spectacle
-- Play an instrument: Guitar, bass, keyboards, a bit of banjo and drums
-- Have a crush(es): Ms. Broken Face
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: yup (had a beer last night among other times)
-- Smoked: no
-- Done a drug: no
-- Made Out: Yes
-- Gone on a date: Yes (a few movie nights w/ Ms. Broken Face)
-- Gone to the mall: yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
-- Eaten sushi: no
-- Been on stage: no
-- Been dumped: no
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: no
-- Gone skinny dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: no
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes
-- If so, was it mixed company: Yes
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
-- Been caught "doing something": Yes
-- Been called a tease: Yes
-- Shoplifted: No
-- Changed who you were to fit in: i wish the answer was no, but i totally have
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: in a few years - maybe when i'm 25 or so
-- Numbers and Names of Children: i'd like 4, names to be determined, but i like Ava, Benjamin, Emily and Thomas
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: good music and good people
-- How do you want to die: old surrounded by family and friends
-- Where you want to go to college: done
-- What country would you most like to visit: Italy
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color? anything other than brown (sorry ladies, brian likes the colorful eyes)
-- Best hair color? doesn't really matter
-- Short or long hair: it depends on the lady - some can pull off the short
-- height: minimum - 5'0
-- Best weight: not waify, not hefty
-- Best articles of clothing: i really don't care
-- Best first date location: movies work for me - lots to talk about afterwards
-- Best first kiss location: ?
LAYER TEN:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: none - i'm a prude i suppose
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: half a dozen or so
-- Number of CDs that I own: no idea, one thousand plus
-- Number of piercings: none
-- Number of tattoos: none
-- Number of scars on my body: one one my wrist (i did NOT try and cut myself, i fell as a kid on a rusty swingset and it sliced the shit out my arm), one on my leg from where a dog bit me, and a chicken pock scar on my nose
LAYER TWELVE:
if i were a month i would be: October
if i were a day of the week i would be: Sunday
if i were a time of day i would be: 10pm
if i were a planet i would be: Earth
if i were a sea animal i would be: a dolphin
if i were a direction i would be: Northeast for sure
if i were a piece of furniture i would be: a recliner
if i were a liquid i would be: water
if i were a stone, i would be: onyx
if i were a tree, i would be: an oak
if i were a bird, i would be: a falcon
if i were a flower/plant, i would be: a bonzai tree
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: a snowstorm
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: a superhero
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: an acoustic guitar
if i were an animal, i would be: dog
if i were a color, i would be: maroon
if i were an emotion, i would be: contention
if i were a vegetable, i would be: peppers
if i were a car, i would be: an old chevy
if i were a song, i would be: God only knows - The Beach Boys
if i were a book, i would be written by: Dave Eggers
if i were a food, i would be: a good cheeseburger
if i were a place, i would be: a record shop
if i were a material, i would be: cotton
if i were a taste, i would be: tangy
if i were a scent, i would be: vanilla
if i were a religion, i would be: catholic
if i were a body part i would be: hands
if i were a subject in school i would be: american history or music theory
if i were a cartoon character i would be: speedy gonzalez
if i were a shape i would be: a triangle
if i were a number i would be: 2
-brian
- "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
|
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 11:35:50
You know I read that part and thought you might like'em skinny so that you don't look skinny??? But this makes more sense I guess.
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
|
| TarTar |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 11:28:35
major mistake I had in mine. For the preferred weight of girls, I accidentally said "as long as they ARE anorexic". I meant "aren't." It's changed now.
Signature's are kind of like bumper stickers, only less sticky. |
| Domestiques |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 11:20:13
I dont have time to do that out of work.
Me in a nutshell is that I am Peter, I am 34, I have a wife and daughter who I love very much, I am moderately fanatical about John Lennon, the beach boys, weezer, ben folds and the rufus/loudon wainwright song, one man guy. I dont like chocolate cake and have little time for the nme. I cry at films all the time and have been known to cry listening to brick by ben folds. I dislike spiders.
------------------------
“I want to be a star!” I cried
They said, “You’re overqualified.
Why don’t you learn to tune your damn guitar?” |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 11:20:02
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
How come there's no Layer 11?
That layer is only visible in Forum 15. |
| Frog in the Sand |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 11:05:17
Laaaayers, and laaaaayers, and laaaaaayers... |
| vilainde |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 10:28:36
How come there's no Layer 11?
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
| TarTar |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 10:27:53
I'll do layers one and two for now:
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Peter
-- Birth date: August 6, 1980
-- Birthplace: Burlington, Vermont
-- Current Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan
-- Eye Color: Hazel (sometimes more green, sometimes more brown)
-- Hair Color: black
-- Height: 6'2"
-- Righty or Lefty: Right
-- Zodiac Sign: Leo
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: Irish, English, German, Swiss, Danish (I think), lots of others, I'm a mutt
-- Your fears: Many reptiles and underwater creatures (especially larger ones) freak me out, heights scare me just because I feel the impulse to jump
-- Your perfect pizza: Cheese
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Musician who doesn't have to work a job outside of playing music to get by
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on MSN: probably WTF, though I don't use MSN anyway... AOL IM
-- Your best physical feature: perhaps my eyes. I don't see myself very often though. My ex-girlfriend said I had the cutest stomach ever
-- Your bedtime: normally it's very late/early, as in 5 or 6 a.m., but lately I've been getting to sleep around midnight and waking up around 9 or 10 a.m. Very bizarre
-- Your most missed memory: Living in Vermont as a child playing with Star Wars figures and eating Rhubarb pie
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Coke
-- McDonald's or Burger King: I want to say Burger King because it isn't quite as nasty, but I think I go to McDonald's more often. I need to cook at home more
-- Single or group dates: Single
-- Adidas or Nike: Nike just because Korn promoted Adidas
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton kicks ass
-- Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino, but I really prefer to stay away from both
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: Yes, Camel Lights lately. Marlboro Lights are good, too
-- Cuss: Fuck no
-- Sing: Harmonies in the band I'm in. I'm improving.
-- Take a shower everyday: Take a whiff.
-- Do you think you've been in love: sure, but it's rough, tough stuff
-- Want to go to college: I can't stand school.
-- Like(d) high school: NO
-- Want to get married: Not at this point.
-- Believe in yourself: I guess so
-- Get motion sickness: Not often.
-- Think you're attractive: when nobody else does
-- Think you're a health freak: Shit no.
-- Get along with your parent(s): sometimes. More so now than when I lived with them
-- Like thunderstorms: Definitely. The overall feeling during thunderstorms is amongst the most relaxing times
-- Play an instrument: guitar, clarinet, trombone, though guitar is the only one I've played in recent years
-- Have a crush(es): plenty. it's usually best they stay that way, too
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: yep
-- Smoked: yep
-- Done a drug: yep
-- Made Out: no
-- Gone on a date: I guess not
-- Gone to the mall: no
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: hell no
-- Eaten sushi: no
-- Been on stage: yes
-- Been dumped: no
-- Gone skating: nope
-- Made homemade cookies: I wish
-- Gone skinny dipping: nope
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: not in the last month
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: never
-- If so, was it mixed company: --
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yeah, but not too much. One of the worst experiences was when I was 18, working at a grocery store. I spent an entire shift working in the bottle room and decided to grab some beer from the cooler while I was at it. I ended up drinking a 40 oz. of High Life, a 22 oz. of Michelob, and a 22 oz. of Budweiser. Needless to say, I was wasted. I'm not ever sure I remembered to punch out. My dad picked me up from work that day and didn't suspect a thing, but my mother knew right away, especially when she walked into my room and said, "It's smells like beer in here. Have you been drinking?" I was laying on my back in my bed and had already vomitted into the corner once. I managed to say, "I haven't been dri--" and before I could finish the word "drinking" I puked up all over myself.
-- Been caught "doing something": I've been caught sleeping in class :)
-- Been called a tease: No
-- Shoplifted: been arrested for it
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Oh, sure.
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: never
-- Numbers and Names of Children: Neptune Pirahna Cook
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: at the foot of a Volcano that has erupted in the last half hour
-- How do you want to die: Hail of FBI gunfire
-- Where you want to go to college: PCU
-- What country would you most like to visit: Los Angeles... oh wait. Okay, um... I dunno. Australia.
LAYER NINE:
In a girl..
-- Best eye color? green
-- Best hair color? dark
-- Short or long hair: shorter is preferred, but it doesn't really matter
-- height: minimum - 5'0"
-- height: maximum - 6'2"
-- Best weight: doesn't matter too much, as long as they aren't anorexic looking. I'm skinny enough as it is
-- Best articles of clothing: galaxie 500 t-shirt
-- Best first date location: record store
-- Best first kiss location: mouth
LAYER TEN:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: a few
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 1... me
-- Number of CDs that I own: if burned CDs don't count, probably just over 500, though I can't be sure. Additionally, I have (probably) over 200 burned CDs. These are very rough guesses
-- Number of piercings: none, and I never will have any
-- Number of tattoos: none, and I never will have any
-- Number of scars on my body: I wish I had more, especially ones with good stories
LAYER TWELVE:
if i were a month i would be: October
if i were a day of the week i would be: Wednesday
if i were a time of day i would be: 2:51 a.m.
if i were a planet i would be: Venus in furs
if i were a sea animal i would be: Otter
if i were a direction i would be: South
if i were a piece of furniture i would be: futon... with no croutons
if i were a liquid i would be: Boone's farm
if i were a stone, i would be: potoski (spelling?)
if i were a tree, i would be: red bud
if i were a bird, i would be: albatross around your neck
if i were a flower/plant, i would be: lupin, because of the Lupin Lady
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: storm, just like Mel
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: an honest politician
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: harp
if i were an animal, i would be: koala bear
if i were a color, i would be: green
if i were an emotion, i would be:
if i were a vegetable, i would be: potato
if i were a car, i would be: pinto
if i were a song, i would be: "Psycho Killer" by the Talking Heads
if i were a book, i would be written by: Iain Banks
if i were a food, i would be: very hungry
if i were a place, i would be: greenhouse
if i were a material, i would be: cotton... hell, I don't know
if i were a taste, i would be: rotten
if i were a scent, i would be: gasoline
if i were a religion, i would be: realist
if i were a body part i would be: elbow
if i were a subject in school i would be: history of rock and roll
if i were a cartoon character i would be: Photo Man, mutated from a chemical spill in the dark room and allergic to light, Photo Man travels around in a dark bag costume, putting an end to annoying customers at One Hour photo labs who complain that the lab shouldn't be called One Hour Photo if it takes longer without any realization that they are not the first person to say this
if i were a shape i would be: parallelogram
if i were a number i would be: 7 (didn't have to change Mel's answer at all)
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