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Posted - 10/07/2004 : 04:06:26
I was just wondering if any of you played these, or if you have new ones to teach me!
1 - ***NEW*** PONCHO WATCH there is a trend for poncho's they are stupid, you and a friend whilst out and about keep a beady eye out for a fool in a poncho, shout PONCHO (or a code word if you feel less mean) and you get a point.. this is a good competition. Note triple points if you see a man in a poncho (other variations on this game include ponce watch, reserved for the beret wearing flouncy scarf types, used to play Chav watch but it's getting hard to keep score) ((this is my own game, I am very proud of it))
2 - THATS YOUR BOYFRIEND* THAT IS (* girlfriend/ as appropritate) often when wandering through any major city you will get your bag lady hobo massive hacking old horrible types, the aim of this game is to spot them first, turn to your friend and say "thats your boyfriend/girlfriend that is" first, I don't keep points with this one, it's just good fun (if a little mean, don't shout this just whispering has the same affect) (variations: the ex used to do the "thats your dad/mum that is" and not let it go, as you walk past continue with "aren't you going to say hello to your dad" "thats a bit mean ignoring your dad like that" and if he was pissed "hey you, X's dad, aren't you going to come say hello to your boy/girl" I think that is a little mean) ((my dads game))
3 - [INSERT CELEBRITY NAME HERE} ONE POINT - a basic lookie likey game you can play with a group of friends, spot someone who looks like someone famous, point, say who they look like, get a point, very very simple game. ((also my dads game))
4 - PEG IT - reserved for the drunk and brave, go via your local pound shop, buy a packet of pegs, clip as many as you can to your friends without them noticing. As you get drunker the general public are fair game too. ((my brothers game))
5 - SEVEN DEGREES - everyone knows this one, name a celeb, get it back to Kevin Bacon, still unendingly fun.
6 - TIME TO MAKE A MOVE - simple really, when on a pub crawl after finishing drinks in one pub it's usually time to make a move, someone will invariably say it's time to make a move, as soon as they do, get half way up from your chair, make a runners pose (one arm in front one behind) and freeze, the last one to do it, the one who forgets or the first one to break pose gets a forfeit. ((my dad and his drunken posse's game))
These are the one's we're currently playing, anyone else got any then?
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 09:21:30
I think everything attracts the horrible men.
And what the hell have I learned? |
| n/a |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 19:50:34
I didn't get to play any games tonight, except for hide and run away from the horrible man who would not leave me alone in the horrible club and tell the other man to fuck off because asking me to smile is not the way to my heart at all, he was horrible too, my new haircut attracts the horrible men, bleurgh
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 11:52:20
I like to play "Walk straight in a busy mall and see how many people move out of the way before you end up smashing into someone." That's fun.
And what the hell have I learned? |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 11:21:11
How about: the winner is the one who gets the most old people to wave back?
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
| floop |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 08:29:20
i've been playing #2 for a long time.
#6 sounds too complicated for me.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 08:15:07
There was a cool game I used to play when I was a young 'un called Harrass the Elderly
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
| remig |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 05:17:55
You say it to your mates, and compare with them. winner is the one who has the most beautifull (or less awfull).
If you don' tlike risk, you choose the first half decent girl you see, just to not be obliged to pick up a hobo or a grand ma.
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So you have no point of reference, Donny.
You're like a child that wanders INTO THE MIDDLE OF A MOVIE! |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 05:09:06
and how do you make it known you've chosen a girl. you just say to mates, or do you have to approach her...? |
| remig |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 05:04:36
Another one:
Boys are given as an example, girls can play it too.
Players: two or three boys.
Where: crowded street, or public area.
Goal: choose the girl you're gonna fuck with the rest of your days.
you start the game walking from a point A to point B (say from the supermaket to the bus station 100 meters away). you must choose the girl you're gonna fuck for the rest of your lifetime. be carefull to spot her before you've arrived to point B, because the punition is "Being fuck in the ass by an huge dick for ever". It's quite funny, because sometimes you're obliged to choose an old lady just 2 meters before point B.
You're not allowed to choose the same girl than another player, once the girl is behind you, you can't choose her anymore.
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So you have no point of reference, Donny.
You're like a child that wanders INTO THE MIDDLE OF A MOVIE! |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 04:12:16
 I joined the Cult of Pi / Because it's cool |
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