| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 01:29:59
I don't quite know how to explain it, but I appear to be becoming more and more obsessed with women of late. Not in an "out on the pull", tacky kind of way, but my thoughts are being taken up with thoughts of women a greater proportion of the time.
Is there any rational explanation for this?
I think it might be some of the people I'm working with at the moment, and the fact that beautiful women are everywhere right now. Also, an upturn in popularity in miniskirts. I don't know.
As Ad-Rock would no doubt say: "Girls! Thats all I really want is girls!"
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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| n/a |
Posted - 10/06/2004 : 08:05:47
it would
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 10/06/2004 : 05:41:57
Sounds alright to me.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 10/06/2004 : 03:00:03
My thoughts exactly Tre!
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
| n/a |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 22:36:08
what is a womens group?
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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| soundofataris |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 16:25:18
I love women, I think they're great
they're a solace to the world in a terrible state
They're a blessing to the eyes, a balm to soul
what a nightmare to have no women in the world
I love women
I love women
I love women
we all love women
I used to look at women in the magazines
I know that it was sexist, but I was in my teens
I was very bitter, all my sex was on the sly
I couldn't keep my hands off women, and I won't till I die
I love women
ah, I love women
we love women
we all love women
A woman's love can lift you up, and women can inspire
I feel like buying flowers and hiring a celestial choir
A choir of castratis to serenade my love
they'd sing a little Bach for us and then we'd make love
I love women
I love women
We all love women
we love women
the sound of ataris kills me and my friends
'cause we know that we'll never go back there again
sometimes we play playstation
but it's not the same |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 15:03:44
quote:
Originally posted by TarTar
I'm obsessed with women, too. Though I'm also scared of them, so it balances itself out. Well, it doesn't really balance since the scared prevents me from talking to them and getting to know them, so I only can obsess about them. What a sad existence. Thank you for typing to me, forum women.
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'!
I wouldn't worry mate, you're certainly not unique in this case.
Sigh.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
| TarTar |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 13:56:15
I'm obsessed with women, too. Though I'm also scared of them, so it balances itself out. Well, it doesn't really balance since the scared prevents me from talking to them and getting to know them, so I only can obsess about them. What a sad existence. Thank you for typing to me, forum women.
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 10/04/2004 : 10:16:47
Damn - now you're just spoiling my fun |
| Newo |
Posted - 10/04/2004 : 10:14:56
Long as vandalising golfcourses or inhaling Airfix glue isn´t on the cards I think you´ll be fine. 
--
Jódete, tío,
Que se joda tu hermana,
Que se joda tu hermano,
Que se joda tu madre,
Que se joda tu tía,
¡Porque soy policia!
Que se jodas, currante,
Que se joda tu perro,
Que se joda tu hijo,
Que se joda tu amante,
No me pidas razónes,
Soy el Hombre ¡cojones! |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 10/04/2004 : 05:54:53
quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
quote:
Originally posted by pfeffa
I'm going through a psycho period in my life. I think the myths are true about women in their 30s being equivalent to teenage boys.
You mean I'm going to get WORSE?????
I was just thinking that tooo. I think I would be danger to myself and those around me if I got any worse!!! What a scary thought.
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 10/04/2004 : 01:38:48
quote:
Originally posted by pfeffa
I'm going through a psycho period in my life. I think the myths are true about women in their 30s being equivalent to teenage boys.
You mean I'm going to get WORSE????? |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 10/03/2004 : 19:07:28
Dammit, I missed it. (the post and the note to self)
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 10/03/2004 : 14:29:07
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Care to post some pics and turn our's?
Help me! He keeps making me post!
Amen brother. Pfeffa, you sound near perfect 
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 10/03/2004 : 09:35:59
Care to post some pics and turn our's?
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 10/03/2004 : 08:50:29
trent reznor? what's that mean?
um, let's not rile us guys with talk of miniskirts and 4" heels. please?
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 10/03/2004 : 05:40:25
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 10/03/2004 : 05:21:26
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I hear ya! I discovered the most beautiful woman ever in my regular bar last night (Bumble, Gypsey, Surfer, you may know it)1 couldn't concentrate afterwards, to the point where I had to leave. I later got chatting to an equalily beautfiul girl at the gig! This did not help!
Help me! He keeps making me post!
dude! that was me you were drooling over!
christ... anyone with long hair!
The Monkey Helper has arrived http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band) |
| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 20:39:45
Sofia Coppola and Spike Jonze are divorced.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 18:20:03
I'm pissed on amoretto so ignore me!
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 18:08:24
I hear ya! I discovered the most beautiful woman ever in my regular bar last night (Bumble, Gypsey, Surfer, you may know it)1 couldn't concentrate afterwards, to the point where I had to leave. I later got chatting to an equalily beautfiul girl at the gig! This did not help!
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 15:50:48
And, if you want some trouble, add Van Morrison and Lou Reed to that list.
"Mmmmm.... Está bien. Normalmente es aquí, pero esta noche..." - Jonathan Richman |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 15:46:35
I'm not really a Tarantino fan, but I think he's very clever. And brave. And he's what an artist should be. And he's probably an asshole, because a man with all these virtues tends to be an asshole.
If you don't believe me, consider Nietzsche, Kubrick, Dalí, Buñuel, Goethe...
"Mmmmm.... Está bien. Normalmente es aquí, pero esta noche..." - Jonathan Richman |
| n/a |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 14:30:14
no, what?
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 14:05:18
I love women, I can't tell you in words how beautiful the female body is... I guess I'd have to- well, you know.
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
| darwin |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 14:01:17
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
What's a dolt? It should be a bad word, 'cause it isn't in my dictionary. And it's a liberal dictionary: Cunt, cock, prick and fuck are in it.
"Mmmmm.... Está bien. Normalmente es aquí, pero esta noche..." - Jonathan Richman
dolt = idiot |
| n/a |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 12:22:04
aww erebus, you're such a big sweetie, "f'ing", awww
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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| Erebus |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 11:56:13
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
Just to celebrate my 500 posts:
U B F'ing Whore
[obligatory] |
| floop |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 11:49:02
she's married to Spike Jonze. i don't think so.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 08:47:45
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Maybe he needs a girlfriend then.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..."
I read in a magazine he was fucking Sofia Coppola.
"Mmmmm.... Está bien. Normalmente es aquí, pero esta noche..." - Jonathan Richman |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 08:45:53
What's a dolt? It should be a bad word, 'cause it isn't in my dictionary. And it's a liberal dictionary: Cunt, cock, prick and fuck are in it.
"Mmmmm.... Está bien. Normalmente es aquí, pero esta noche..." - Jonathan Richman |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 08:41:45
Maybe he needs a girlfriend then.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 08:35:49
But Tarantino (much as I dig his movies) is a dolt.
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 08:33:38
A man who can appreciate food and women is alright with me, floop.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
| floop |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 08:27:48
i'm pretty girl crazy myself, and there are many many beautiful girls here too.. i sympathize with your plight.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 08:11:10
Just to celebrate my 500 posts:
   
"Mmmmm.... Está bien. Normalmente es aquí, pero esta noche..." - Jonathan Richman |
