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| sweetpollypurebred |
Posted - 07/09/2007 : 15:49:40
who has had more weenies in their mouth?
a friend asked this question that i could not answer
but i had to laugh at it |
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| sweetpollypurebred |
Posted - 08/20/2007 : 12:19:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkNBBDdSZPg
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1-2JDeA1T8I |
| SPEEDYMARIEGONZALES |
Posted - 07/17/2007 : 08:34:01
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
I think the comment that Joey Chestnut may have eaten his mother and grandmother to train for the contest is much funnier than any Elton John/hot dog joke.
i agree that is pretty funny
 Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
Manuel wants to keep his pet rat.
Manuel: Mrs. Fawlty, please understand. If he go, I go!
Basil Fawlty: Well, goodbye! |
| coastline |
Posted - 07/17/2007 : 08:19:27
I think the comment that Joey Chestnut may have eaten his mother and grandmother to train for the contest is much funnier than any Elton John/hot dog joke.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| SPEEDYMARIEGONZALES |
Posted - 07/17/2007 : 08:12:16
http://deadspin.com/sports/competitive-eating/an-end-of-an-era-in-coney-island-268450.php
Read the 8th comment down on the page
why is he not being attacked for being homophobic
Manuel wants to keep his pet rat.
Manuel: Mrs. Fawlty, please understand. If he go, I go!
Basil Fawlty: Well, goodbye! |
| Llamadance |
Posted - 07/13/2007 : 04:40:55
just saw this on another forum...
quote:
One of the guys here at work just
came back from a 4 day stag do. Basically they rented a midget
for the 4 days
and handcuffed him to the stag. They painted the midget blue and
dressed him
like a smurf and the poor guy had to be handcuffed 24 hours of
the day for 4
days to the stag. The guys on the stag paid for all the midget's
food and drink
and paid for his flight etc (cost around GBP850 if you wanted to
do the
same) but
the guy had to do everything with the stag....eat, drink, swim,
shower, sleep, wee
etc etc.
This has got to be the funniest Stag prank I have ever seen....please can I just say that no midgetswere harmed during the weekend.
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
| Llamadance |
Posted - 07/12/2007 : 05:43:50
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
quote:
Originally posted by SPEEDYMARIEGONZALES
i am sure that there are gays who are catholics and are offended at catholics being called evil.
Manuel wants to keep his pet rat.
Manuel: Mrs. Fawlty, please understand. If he go, I go!
Basil Fawlty: Well, goodbye!
i'd be more offended by the bible
"Idiot" is just her sig.
isn't that a secret gay midget manifesto?
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 07/12/2007 : 04:47:58
quote:
Originally posted by SPEEDYMARIEGONZALES
i am sure that there are gays who are catholics and are offended at catholics being called evil.
Manuel wants to keep his pet rat.
Manuel: Mrs. Fawlty, please understand. If he go, I go!
Basil Fawlty: Well, goodbye!
i'd be more offended by the bible
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
| sweetpollypurebred |
Posted - 07/12/2007 : 04:44:28
BUT ARE THERE GAY EAGLES FANS THE BAND OR THE TEAM |
| SPEEDYMARIEGONZALES |
Posted - 07/12/2007 : 04:42:47
i am sure that there are gays who are catholics and are offended at catholics being called evil.
Manuel wants to keep his pet rat.
Manuel: Mrs. Fawlty, please understand. If he go, I go!
Basil Fawlty: Well, goodbye! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 22:31:50
No, please do explain how you can rationalize what the Church is doing.
I got some heaven in my head
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| Jefrey |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 20:55:40
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Hundreds of years ago? What about what's going on in the Vatican today? And I never said I hate a diverse group of people, well, excluding midgets.
I got some heaven in my head
"For centuries the Catholic Church has inflicted outright evil through its ongoing political and other efforts"
I'm quoting you. "For centuries" - as in hundreds of years ago.
Good gravy. OK, moving on...
== jeffamerica == |
| coastline |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 20:35:31
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
I never said I hate a diverse group of people
Yes you did: "the only good Catholics are those who played with Frank."
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 19:53:59
Hundreds of years ago? What about what's going on in the Vatican today? And I never said I hate a diverse group of people, well, excluding midgets.
I got some heaven in my head
|
| Jefrey |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 19:45:10
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
quote:
Originally posted by Jefrey
You really don't understand the irony of calling anyone that tells a joke with stereotypes a whatever-o-phobe and then bashing an entire group of people based on their religion? It's pretty much the definition of irony.
This isn't apples and apples. For centuries the Catholic Church has inflicted outright evil through its ongoing political and other efforts, while gays are at the other end of the, yes it's a PC term, power spectrum. When an elderly family member of mine died, I was the one who was allowed to give consent for cremation, eventhough I lived thousands of miles from where for decades they had lived and co-owned a business with their partner, who meant nothing and had no rights in the eyes of the law and most of society.
I got some heaven in my head
Hey thanks for the history lesson! Now I'll tell you just a couple facts about me. My sister is gay. I went to a Jesuit high school, but am not a practicing catholic.
Ah jeez, this isn't worth it. Go on hating a huge diverse group of people for things that happened hundreds of years ago and that most of them probably know nothing about. I'm sure it will make the world a better place.
== jeffamerica == |
| darwin |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 18:49:35
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
it sounds like something Dawkins would write on religion.
"Idiot" is just her sig.
Ahh, I've only read The Selfish Gene. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 18:45:31
quote:
Originally posted by Jefrey
You really don't understand the irony of calling anyone that tells a joke with stereotypes a whatever-o-phobe and then bashing an entire group of people based on their religion? It's pretty much the definition of irony.
This isn't apples and apples. For centuries the Catholic Church has inflicted outright evil through its ongoing political and other efforts, while gays are at the other end of the, yes it's a PC term, power spectrum. When an elderly family member of mine died, I was the one who was allowed to give consent for cremation, eventhough I lived thousands of miles from where for decades they had lived and co-owned a business with their partner, who meant nothing and had no rights in the eyes of the law and most of society.
I got some heaven in my head
|
| Jefrey |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 16:53:42
by Marc Eliot. Only $12.71 on Amazon.
== jeffamerica == |
| Jefrey |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 16:53:04
To The Limit: The Untold Story Of The Eagles
== jeffamerica == |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 16:51:38
it sounds like something Dawkins would write on religion.
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
| darwin |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 16:36:10
No. What book? |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 16:26:55
that seems so familar darwin, have you worked out i've recently read a certain book?
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
| darwin |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 16:17:53
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
but don't you think it proves a point that beliefs *are* something you can judge someone or a group of people by?
Some people believe The Eagles are good band worth spending money to hear. Those people can be properly judged as either having poor intellect, failing to commit adequate time to making their musical choices, or being drunk. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 16:02:31
heh, indeed.
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
| coastline |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 16:00:35
But the Catholics ARE a band, Steve. Don't you get it?
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 15:59:25
ok, but the eagles are just a band, so to say they are all arseholes is a bit too much, i agree. something like "eagles fans have a poor taste in music" would be more appropriate.
1. an eagles fan chooses to listen to the eagles
2. you dislike the eagles music
3. you think people who like them have a poor choice of music
catholicism isn't a band. it's a way of life that permeates everything about a person.
1. a catholic chooses to follow this life style.
2. you dislike the life style
3. you dislike catholics, as they are defined by this life style.
innit?
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
| sweetpollypurebred |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 15:51:08
is that like calling all football fans Soccer Hooligans
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| Jefrey |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 15:29:52
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
quote:
Originally posted by Jefrey
You really don't understand the irony of calling anyone that tells a joke with stereotypes a whatever-o-phobe and then bashing an entire group of people based on their religion? It's pretty much the definition of irony.
== jeffamerica ==
to be fair, being a catholic is a choice.
you don't hear people defending nazis because they're bashed on the basis of their beliefs, do you?
"Idiot" is just her sig.
I don't hear people defending Eagles fans either, but I'm sure they're not all assholes. The Eagles fans, I mean, not the people not defending them. Are not all assholes. Probably.
== jeffamerica == |
| Llamadance |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 15:12:16
that sounds good. sadly I can't think of any heinous sub-category that you fall into. hmm, maybe cyclists?
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
| darwin |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 15:08:52
gays > Catholics = Nazis = Eagles fans >>>> midgets ? |
| Llamadance |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 15:05:11
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
Eagles fans (the band, not the team) are a good substitute for Nazis.
that hurts
just so we're clear on this atm,
gays > Catholics > Nazis > Eagles fans >>>> midgets ?
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
| darwin |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 15:00:46
Eagles fans (the band, not the team) are a good substitute for Nazis. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 14:35:09
but don't you think it proves a point that beliefs *are* something you can judge someone or a group of people by?
no one likes nazi analogies but they always work well for me :D
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
| coastline |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 14:26:28
Catholics >>> Nazis ... that's quite a leap, pal.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 14:22:49
quote:
Originally posted by Jefrey
You really don't understand the irony of calling anyone that tells a joke with stereotypes a whatever-o-phobe and then bashing an entire group of people based on their religion? It's pretty much the definition of irony.
== jeffamerica ==
to be fair, being a catholic is a choice.
you don't hear people defending nazis because they're bashed on the basis of their beliefs, do you?
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
| sweetpollypurebred |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 13:54:37
no offence taken i know its nothing personal
we are all friends here i like to think
quote:
Originally posted by mr.biscuitdoughhead
we have a jokes thread you know. and polly, please stay out.
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