| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| anazgnos |
Posted - 12/07/2009 : 19:19:56
On my way out the door right now.  |
| 15 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 12/22/2009 : 01:06:52
There's a john
In the restaurant
In the mall
With real soap in it
In the wall
A urinal
Or a stall
To pee finally
I peed
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| darwin |
Posted - 12/20/2009 : 06:08:51
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
Come on guys! darwin's lyrics are totally wrong... The last line of the first verse should rhyme with "teeth" and not with "while". Same for the second one. Where did you have your head?
Denis
"Can you hear me? I aint got shit to say."
Music critics suck |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 12/20/2009 : 04:13:33
This better Denis?
I cup my hands
Won't pee my pants
Behind the car
Roadside relief
I let out "Ahhhhh"
A sigh I heave
I peed
Privy my dear
Tis far or near?
That's how it goes
My shoes I'll save
As urine flows
My bladder sates
I peed
I peed
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| vilainde |
Posted - 12/18/2009 : 11:41:24
Come on guys! darwin's lyrics are totally wrong... The last line of the first verse should rhyme with "teeth" and not with "while". Same for the second one. Where did you have your head?
Denis
"Can you hear me? I aint got shit to say." |
| Ziggy |
Posted - 12/18/2009 : 08:35:50
Yeah, I had expected it to be genuine! |
| darwin |
Posted - 12/18/2009 : 08:03:19
Thanks. The muse spoke to me. |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 12/18/2009 : 05:47:27
Love it Darwin... maybe we should forward that to him via Charles, if only for a laugh. Absolute quality.
 "Now you're officially my woman. Kudos. I can't say I don't envy you." |
| Sam |
Posted - 12/18/2009 : 01:13:53
Ah, man. He missed a trick not doing Darwin's version. That was quality. |
| Ziggy |
Posted - 12/17/2009 : 11:43:13
As inspired as Darwin's version is, from what we read, Al just performed the song totally straight, like on the record! |
| Sam |
Posted - 12/17/2009 : 02:44:37
Good old weird Al, same old formula, same old comedy gold. Would love to check that out. Can anybody tape it? |
| floop |
Posted - 12/08/2009 : 11:34:41
wow |
| darwin |
Posted - 12/08/2009 : 11:23:22
I'm hearing Weird Al will be doing a spoof on "I Bleed" called "I Knead". I've gotten my hands on a few of the smuggled lyrics.
as dry as flour
the dough sour
behind my yeast
it shakes my teeth
and all the while
as dough rises
i knead
Patience, my dear,
dinner is near
nobody peaks
it readies we thinks
as glutens form
my wrists conform
I knead
I knead
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| floop |
Posted - 12/08/2009 : 11:10:15
probably not going to be able to make it tonight either. n joy the show zaggie |
| anazgnos |
Posted - 12/08/2009 : 10:38:51
It was cool, but pretty loosy-goosy, lots of flubs and false starts. But they did a cool new song ("I Can't Understand You When You Cry", I think?) and a Charles-and-Violet only run-through of "I Bleed", rehearsed for the Weird Al version being done tonight. |
| floop |
Posted - 12/08/2009 : 06:20:24
interesting. too bad i was working late . and didn't check this forum. would have checked it out since i live like a half mile from there |
