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| The Passion Of El Diablo |
Posted - 04/16/2004 : 13:48:41
How many of you took this waste of time? I am positive that I had at least 45 correct answers. But Chislic apparently beat me. I want proof that Chislic outdid me, because -- frankly -- I don't believe that he did. |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 08/31/2004 : 14:30:23
Here we go again...
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| ShaunWestphal |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 12:46:29
Passion: Notice the missing "Bloodhound Gang rocks against the Passion" signature...I'm offically off the Bloodhound Gang. Do you want to start a new team?
~nonrealist |
| ShaunWestphal |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 12:40:56
Thanks for sticking up for me Passion. You know, I'm over the fact that we didn't go to the show. I mean, if the Pixies can reunite, I'm sure Jake and Lou will decide a second Sebadoh reunion is in order. It's not like it was a once in a lifetime chance to see them. I guess it would have been nice to see them at least once considering I never caught them back in the day. Either way, the real issue is Chislic's credibility. My absence from the board of late has been in part due to most of my time being spent reading and re-reading all of the previous posts to this thread (and some before). The more I read, the more I think Chislic really is the Realist. If this is true, I have to give props to the Chis-man, you really had me going. I don't have the time, or the patience right now (due to my missing the Sebadoh show last night) to give you all the details of my investigation. Said details are however, available upon request. Of course I would appreciate any input anyone would like to give...
~nonrealist |
| The Passion Of El Diablo |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 10:59:49
Chislic has not been conducting himself as a gentleman, and I need to point this out to show you all the real Chislic . . . the sinister one, not the lighthearted gadfly of this board. Last night, he completely bailed on plans to spend a quiet romantic evening with his roommate, ShaunWestphal, at a certain romantic show which shall remain nameless. Shaun has alerted me about this development in his relationship with Chislic, and I think that we all need to recognize that Chislic has zero credibility. Sorry, Chislic. It needed to be said, and I don't plan to take it back. Treat your roommate with more respect. |
| joshuagingery |
Posted - 07/19/2004 : 11:46:20
And Passion is the Swimmer...
boobs rule! |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 07/16/2004 : 13:28:46
Didn't we decide you were The Realist?
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| Chislic |
Posted - 07/16/2004 : 13:09:01
Hello all. Chislic here. I figured it was time to show up again. Has the Realist shown up? I was too lazy to read through eveyone's posts. |
| tisasawath |
Posted - 07/14/2004 : 06:45:06
Or.
Such a nice and woody word. Not tinny at all.
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| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 07/13/2004 : 13:48:01
ok Josh's mystery is unveiled...
http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/
truth or dare? |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 07/13/2004 : 13:45:00
does this have anything to do with an unlaiden spit?
josh you crack me up... i have to google this one to find out what this is...it sounds like an airplane... |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 07/13/2004 : 13:32:02
Well, it's just presumed it's unlaiden.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| joshuagingery |
Posted - 07/13/2004 : 13:21:15
What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
boobs rule! |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 07/13/2004 : 08:11:36
quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
Let me consult my good friend, Monty Python...
hee...hee. That movie is so funny, but I haven't seen it in years. I hate when the lady is having the baby in that movie.
Question #2 are we ever going to get the answers from the Realist? |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 14:40:23
Let me consult my good friend, Monty Python...
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 14:08:49
Cal and Josh... this is an interesting conversation. You both have very execellent ideas. I agree that one factor as you both pointed out that since food still has "mass appeal" tv is a great medium. I think another reason why there are so many food commercials is that food is such an impulse item that it is more effective way to drive purchase.
I guess some final reasons are: (a) that because there is soo much food advertising and noise out there food marketers must spend more to stand out from each other (b) it's pretty easy to show the benefits in 30 seconds vs. a more complex product. (Can you tell I am a marketing geek??)
It kinda grosses me out tho how many food commercials there are... after awhile it makes me sick... like those Arby's chicken salad commercials....it just looks gross after the 2nd or 3rd time you see it!
This is fun...
So what is the meaning of life? |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 11:21:16
Thank you joshuagingery, that was quite insightful. Did you have any thoughts on that Daisy Girl?
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| joshuagingery |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 11:15:20
Yes they do. The fact of the matter is that advertisers are concentrating on one aspect and one aspect alone...the amount of people that are reached by their advertisement. Traditional marketing and advertising is not quite dead like most people think. However, the consumer is in much more of a position of control than before. Products such as Tivo have given the consumer more of an ability to demand and deny. Currently, most advertising agencies and marketing researchers are attempting to take back the influence they have lost by utilizing gorilla marketeting or experiencial marketing tactics.
The Passion of El Retardo says,
boobs rule! |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 08:19:54
Well, I'm thinking that a little over 50% of commercials advertise food directly, or use food in the sale of their product. I believe this is a perfect strategy for selling things to Americans, as most are food crazy. I believe that I have never bought anything based on a TV commercial I have seen. Do other people run out and buy a Whopper after seeing it on a commercial? Does the advertising really pay off that much? Why do companies such as Coca Cola, McDonalds, and Pepsi even bother advertising anymore, especially at Super Bowl time? Ninety-five percent of the country already knows these products, does the millions of dollars of advertising really generate that much more sales? People already know the food choices they have. So, what I'm asking, is anyone going out to buy these products based on the commercial itself?
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 02:39:33
quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
Have you ever wondered why there's so many food commercials?
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
Actually, yes. What are your thoughts? |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 12:41:17
Have you ever wondered why there's so many food commercials?
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| joshuagingery |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 10:47:39
By the way...I'm five dumbass.
boobs rule! |
| joshuagingery |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 10:42:09
I find it amusing as well as ironic that Passion of an Asshole continues to ask for answers to The Realist's quiz while making her butt ugly self appear to have all the answers about anything and everything else.
boobs rule! |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 04:57:31
quote:
Originally posted by The Passion Of El Diablo
The Realist = The Fraud
The Daisy = The Psycho
The Josh = The Three-Year-Old
The Cal = The Funruiner
The Shaun = The Realist's Whipping Boy
The Chislic = The White Castle Assistant Manager
Answers, kindly . . .
Ok this is good... you are talking about your feelings. Can you tell us about what you feel about your parents? |
| The Passion Of El Diablo |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 04:29:21
The Realist = The Fraud
The Daisy = The Psycho
The Josh = The Three-Year-Old
The Cal = The Funruiner
The Shaun = The Realist's Whipping Boy
The Chislic = The White Castle Assistant Manager
Answers, kindly . . . |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 16:47:06
quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
We already have the answers Daisy Girl...REMEMBER?
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
Those answers... right. I forgot... |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 06/28/2004 : 12:30:46
We already have the answers Daisy Girl...REMEMBER?
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 06/25/2004 : 12:51:10
        THIS IS MY 300th POST!!!!!!! Will I get a third head?
Oh well... Realist can you give us the answers because it was my 300th post! |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 06/25/2004 : 12:45:14
hee hee... just to make sure... Passion is not your girlfriend??
check this out: http://www.oddtodd.com/hw.html
|
| joshuagingery |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 14:00:24
I think that if Passion and I hooked up...
there would be no war, no famine, no disease, no obesity, no NBC, no popcorn kernels stuck to teeth, no herpes, no mullets, no Wayans brothers, no censorship, no infidelity, no halitosis, no diarrhea, no Christina Aguilera, no vinyl siding, no pollution, and no jesus.
boobs rule! |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 11:14:53
Josh...maybe if you and Passion hooked up maybe...THEN she would give you the answers! |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 14:37:48
Thank you, joshuagingery. You have answered 4 of the 5 questions that happened to be currently on my mind. However, your "Woodchuck" question just raised more questions for me.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| joshuagingery |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 13:29:50
Since you weren't specific...
Where did all the dinosaurs go little Timmy?-The dinosaurs, for the most part, became extinct after a large meteor collided with the surface of the Earth.
Where's the beef?-Wendy's has 75% more real beef than McDonald's
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?-African or European?
What is Dutch Elm disease?-Dutch Elm disease is a fungus that is transported on the bodies of beetles and attackes wounds in the tree such as an area of bark where the beetles have fed. The fungus then attacks the tree's water-conducting vessels. It can also be transmitted to other trees whose roots come in contact with an infected tree.
Is The Passion of El Diablo an attractive woman?-I would have to say yes. We have formed a somewhat tumultuous relationship and it would not surprise me in the least that I have lost the opportunity to sleep with a beautiful woman. That is just the luck I have. I pick arguments with women and they turn out to be do-able.
boobs rule! |
| The Passion Of El Diablo |
Posted - 06/22/2004 : 13:26:32
Answerz, pleaz . . . |
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| The Calistanian |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 13:11:00
quote:
Originally posted by joshuagingery
Again...I have been an absent biznatch. My most humble apologies. My girlfriend got back in town so I have been going to town. You know what i mean. Just to let rumors be put to rest...no...I was not a contestant in the Air Guitar Championship. NEXT YEAR however I will be on stage with Shaun's trannie playing backup air guitar.
Let me know if you need an opening for air bass.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
