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| ramona |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 06:43:40
A fun game for the whole family!
"Marry, Fuck, Kill." -This classy road game involves listing three people and then deciding which you'd kill, marry, or fuck. It's all very upper-crust.
And ugly. Because there are some decisions you don't want to make.
For example:
George Clooney
Kiefer Sutherland
Edward Norton
I love all three! But I would have to fuck Kiefer, marry George and kill Edward. I'm sorry, Edward! It was the Salma Hayek thing that did you in.
So, I will do one for the boys and whoever goes next will post three new people, does that make sense? (I am bored at work and it's Friday. Woo!)
Salma Hayek
Jennifer Connelly (in honor of Floop!)
Kirsten Dunst
Go!
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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| Carl |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 18:36:40
(You mean he's not chained to the pillars, for a three day party, kathryn?) ;) |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/24/2005 : 04:21:09
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
Joey
Ross
Chandler
Honestly, I've never watched Friends. Dunno who those guys are and don't feel like image-googling. Here's a trio we are all familiar with (oh, this is gonna be a toughie):
Lyle Workman
Scott Boutier
Rich Gilbert
(No McDave, he's in my basement. Chained to the wall.)
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Carl |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 10:17:52
What, in person?! Or you do mean that movie? |
| TarTar |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 10:00:38
I've seen Vincent Gallo's wang... in Chloe Sevigny's mouth! Yikes!!!
Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 03:14:27
marry buscemi, fuck depp, kill gallo
Kathryn, sometimes you aren't going to like the trio but it's besides the point, you just play the game. Now stop making such a bloody fuss.
Joey
Ross
Chandler
 Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love. |
| Bress |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 02:26:34
Kill Shelley (knock down her door with an axe, like in the Shining)
Fuck Jennifer (not familiar with her work, but she's a good sort)
Marry Liz
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| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 21:47:44
"all dem bitches should be shot yo." Lil' John
For the ladies:
Vincent Gallo
Steve Buscemi
Johnny Depp
DUDES!:
Shelley Duvall
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Elizabeth Hurley |
| Carl |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 09:39:00
Marry Meg
Fuck Julia
Kill Sandra |
| ramona |
Posted - 09/08/2005 : 08:03:55
Marry Fonda
Fuck Jagger
Kill DeNiro
For the guys -
Julia Roberts
Meg Ryan
Sandra Bullock
For the ladies -
Kevin Bacon
Marc Ruffalo
James Spader
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"I’m not ashamed to say I want rock & roll..."
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http://prettycrabby.com |
| Bress |
Posted - 09/08/2005 : 00:33:13
I hear what you're saying, but I had little difficulty finding them interesting, in fact someone's gotta show me this factory where they're assembled, I'd love to take a grand tour. |
| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 09/07/2005 : 11:35:54
You gotta try to make your selections a little more interesting Bress, all them chicks I had to google and they all have that "assembled in a factory" look to them. Maybe I'd fuck all of them, then marry them. And when they all found out I was a bigamist I'd have them ELIMINATED.
Mick Jagger
Peter Fonda (in his Easy Rider days)
Robert DeNiro
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/07/2005 : 09:41:13
Who's your daddy, Surfer, who's your daddy, baby?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 09/07/2005 : 05:53:54
FUCK Mike Patton till he's dead - couldn't care which of the others live
Fire made it good. |
| Bress |
Posted - 09/07/2005 : 05:16:05
I just stumbled onto this forum and found your MarryFuckKill game strangely mesmerising, like a lowbrow magazine one might read in a waiting room. It deserves to live on, for psychological research purposes, and if only so I can envisage killing some celebrities (and fucking the sexy ones).
I would fuck Jessica Alba and probably die from pleasure overload. But if I survived, I'd have to marry Kirstin Scott Thomas, who seems kinda interesting even though she's getting on a bit, and kill Jessica Simpson, who is severely overrated and an incredibly bad marriage prospect.
Here are a couple to keep it rolling:
Laetitia Casta
Carolina Ardohain
Almuenda Fernandez
Whoooah, my willy wouldn't know which way to turn...
And for the ladies, its a battle of the rock vocalists:
Mike Patton
Robert Plant (circa 1971)
Jim Morrison (when he was alive) |
| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 09/06/2005 : 00:18:15
Alright, in the interest of keeping this thread alive I'll say, if I was gay I'd kill Tom Jones, fuck Crispin and marry Eugene only because he's involved with making Christopher Guest films.
And as far as Bruce, Van Damme and Sly. They should all be executed! Maybe I'd spare Bruce if just for Moonlighting.
How about: Jessica Simpson, Kristin Scott Thomas and Jessica Alba. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 08/25/2005 : 19:01:08
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Bjork
Deanne Berry
Davina McColl
Because the two guy trios are unappetizing
marry Bjork
kill whoever Deanne Berry is, based on google image
fuck Davina McColl
Still available
Bruce Willis
van damme
Stallone
Crispin Glover
Eugene Levy
Tom Jones
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Carl |
Posted - 08/25/2005 : 18:48:40
Bjork
Deanne Berry
Davina McColl |
| buzzer |
Posted - 08/25/2005 : 11:29:25
Parker Posey kill
Isabella Rosellini marry
Madonna fuck
for the girls
bruce willis
john claude van damme
Sly stallone
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| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 17:26:32
C'mon ladies, I know one of you wants to marry TJ! |
| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 09:03:16
Okay, one for the DUDES.
Parker Posey
Isabella Rosellini
Madonna |
| kathryn |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 08:59:16
A trio for the ladies, Heywood, or this game's dead in the water again.
And one for the guys while you're at it. Chop chop.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 08:56:03
If Sondra still looked like that than definitely I'd fuck her, kill Gay Harden (her fakey accent ruined Pollack for me) and marry Hillary sure because she's smart but mainly because her last name is the name of one a them classy girly mags.
Alright ladies:
Crispin Glover
Eugene Levy
Tom Jones |
| kathryn |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 06:57:31
Denis, Amy Sedaris is David Sedaris' hilarious, talented sister.
Also, stop saying "rulez" - you know it drives me wild.
Now where's a trio of guys?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| vilainde |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 06:28:01
you're kidding! Spacey looks like the most boring guy on earth. You should have married Kline, he rulez.
So. I have no idea who Amy is, she's ugly on some pics but kinda cute on others, so I'll marry her. Paula Abdul, I don't remember much of her, but I know she's on American Idol and that deserves death penalty IMO.
And so I end up screwing Cristina's brains out (brains? Cristina??). You knew it would happen anyway.
Hey guys, let's steal Clint Eastwood's chicks! Haha! I give you
Sondra Locke
Marcia Gay Harden
Hilary Swank
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
| kathryn |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 05:54:35
Kevin Spacey - most definitely marry
Kevin Costner - dispatch with much glee
I guess that leaves ...
Kevin Kline - ew
This one's for Denis, because he had too much fun with the last one:
Paula Abdul
Christina Aguilera
Amy Sedaris
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| vilainde |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 05:51:30
Kevin Spacey
Kevin Costner
Kevin Cline
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
| vilainde |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 05:48:55
Yeah! I arrive just in time to fuck Catherine Zeta-Jones. Talk about good timing.
Don't know the second one, she looks like a blonde Carole Bouquet. Marry her.
Kill Catherine Deneuve. I'd have married her if it was circa 40 years earlier though.
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
| kathryn |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 05:42:46
Damn you, Simon, this is the toughest one so far!
Ian Dury - kill, couldn't possibly do anything else with him, much as i love his old songs
Ian Curtis - Marry posthumously?
Iain M Banks - i can't even say it. ugh.
Next trio:
Catherine Zeta-Jones - circa now
Catherine Oxenberg - circa now
Catherine Deneuve circa now
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| vilainde |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 01:17:50
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
marry Kathryn in a hetero life partner vibe
fuck denis because he's well cute
and top myself after because, well there's not much to live for after reaching such dizzying heights.
I can't believe I missed this post.
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 01:11:36
Marry Tanya, for sure. Um, kill Neko Case I guess, for no particular reason.
Which leaves Kristin...
Ian Dury
Ian Curtis
Iain M Banks
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 08/23/2005 : 17:56:21
This thread will not die, dammit!
Here is a b/w trio of rocker chicks.
Go!
Kristen Hersh
Neko Case
Tanya Donnelly
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 07/02/2005 : 10:08:11
I'll get one on the go for the blokes to answer. At least one will be a man, pick wisely. You may choose a fourth option of things to do as well.
Sons & Daughters
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 07/02/2005 : 04:53:37
marry Kathryn in a hetero life partner vibe
fuck denis because he's well cute
and top myself after because, well there's not much to live for after reaching such dizzying heights.
Although I always said if I were going to top myself I'd take a few with me....
Christian Bale
Cillian Murphy
Toby Maguire
I want to live, breathe, I want to be part of the human race |
| puredenizenofthecitizensb |
Posted - 07/01/2005 : 21:41:51
vilainde
kathryn
starmekitten
 How come we say Los Angeleez?
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| kathryn |
Posted - 06/17/2005 : 16:23:11
Can i just pick Christopher Lambert?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
