| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 07/26/2007 : 15:35:21
Loose story guidelines: (Not mandatory)
In this story there is one main character: Barry (AKA Cabbageboy)
Auxiliary characters can be made up as the story goes along
Barry is:
25 years old
Quasi-superhero {He’s slightly made of cabbage leaves}
Gemini
Barry has:
6 fingers on his “third arm”
A Honda Civic
A never-ending sense of doubt about his erectile ability in the company of Cabbagegirl
Barry wants:
A bigger apartment
A manageable mortgage made easy!
To undo his wrongs at the Battle Of Giader, where Barry drove his veg-dagger into the heart of Carrotankles (He would later discover that Carrotankles had strived to aid Barry’s training from the shadows. And it was Carrotankles who saved Barry from the burning orphanage in rural Russia)
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Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would…
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| 25 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 09/08/2007 : 15:37:33
Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would ever get his salad tossed. Carrotankles tossed his salad bigtime. Memories of Carrotankles made Barry blush as red as Radishlashes, his former Brassicaceae lover. When Barry's thoughts turned to Radishlashes he'd often have to open the fridge and sit in the vegetable crisper. Barry let out a roar; RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR! he'd sat on a 1950's used car salesman. If Carrotankles and Radishlashes would only watch 7 rule for dating, his engine would get running. Then Barry met Hairy Mary, a supple young loaf of questionable ancestry who fought bravely whilst driving the Honda Civic. Mary longed for cheaper car phone-sex as she procrastinated all over Barry's face. When Hairy Mary reclined, Barry arose
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 08/31/2007 : 11:08:09
Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would ever get his salad tossed. Carrotankles tossed his salad bigtime. Memories of Carrotankles made Barry blush as red as Radishlashes, his former Brassicaceae lover. When Barry's thoughts turned to Radishlashes he'd often have to open the fridge and sit in the vegetable crisper. Barry let out a roar; RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR! he'd sat on a 1950's used car salesman. If Carrotankles and Radishlashes would only watch 7 rule for dating, his engine would get running. Then Barry met Hairy Mary, a supple young loaf of questionable ancestry who fought bravely whilst driving the Honda Civic. Mary longed for cheaper car phone-sex as she procrastinated all over Barry's face. When...
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| trobrianders |
Posted - 08/31/2007 : 03:37:56
Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would ever get his salad tossed. Carrotankles tossed his salad bigtime. Memories of Carrotankles made Barry blush as red as Radishlashes, his former Brassicaceae lover. When Barry's thoughts turned to Radishlashes he'd often have to open the fridge and sit in the vegetable crisper. Barry let out a roar; RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR! he'd sat on a 1950's used car salesman. If Carrotankles and Radishlashes would only watch 7 rule for dating, his engine would get running. Then Barry met Hairy Mary, a supple young loaf of questionable ancestry who fought bravely whilst driving the Honda Civic. Mary longed for cheaper car phone-sex as she procrastinated
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 15:23:51
Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would ever get his salad tossed. Carrotankles tossed his salad bigtime. Memories of Carrotankles made Barry blush as red as Radishlashes, his former Brassicaceae lover. When Barry's thoughts turned to Radishlashes he'd often have to open the fridge and sit in the vegetable crisper. Barry let out a roar; RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR! he'd sat on a 1950's used car salesman. If Carrotankles and Radishlashes would only watch 7 rule for dating, his engine would get running. Then Barry met Hairy Mary, a supple young loaf of questionable ancestry who fought bravely whilst driving the Honda Civic. Mary longed for cheaper car...
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| Jefrey |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 14:52:25
Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would ever get his salad tossed. Carrotankles tossed his salad bigtime. Memories of Carrotankles made Barry blush as red as Radishlashes, his former Brassicaceae lover. When Barry's thoughts turned to Radishlashes he'd often have to open the fridge and sit in the vegetable crisper. Barry let out a roar; RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR! he'd sat on a 1950's used car salesman. If Carrotankles and Radishlashes would only watch 7 rule for dating, his engine would get running. Then Barry met Hairy Mary, a supple young loaf of questionable ancestry who fought bravely whilst driving the Honda Civic.
== jeffamerica == |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 14:43:15
Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would ever get his salad tossed. Carrotankles tossed his salad bigtime. Memories of Carrotankles made Barry blush as red as Radishlashes, his former Brassicaceae lover. When Barry's thoughts turned to Radishlashes he'd often have to open the fridge and sit in the vegetable crisper. Barry let out a roar; RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR! he'd sat on a 1950's used car salesman. If Carrotankles and Radishlashes would only watch 7 rule for dating, his engine would get running. Then Barry met Hairy Mary, a supple young loaf of questionable ancestry who fought bravely
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 14:37:22
Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would ever get his salad tossed. Carrotankles tossed his salad bigtime. Memories of Carrotankles made Barry blush as red as Radishlashes, his former Brassicaceae lover. When Barry's thoughts turned to Radishlashes he'd often have to open the fridge and sit in the vegetable crisper. Barry let out a roar; RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR! he'd sat on a 1950's used car salesman. If Carrotankles and Radishlashes would only watch 7 rule for dating, his engine would get running. Then Barry met Hairy Mary, a supple young loaf of...
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| trobrianders |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 02:52:29
Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would ever get his salad tossed. Carrotankles tossed his salad bigtime. Memories of Carrotankles made Barry blush as red as Radishlashes, his former Brassicaceae lover. When Barry's thoughts turned to Radishlashes he'd often have to open the fridge and sit in the vegetable crisper. Barry let out a roar; RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR! he'd sat on a 1950's used car salesman. If Carrotankles and Radishlashes would only watch 7 rule for dating, his engine would get running. Then Barry met Hairy Mary
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| PistoLaura |
Posted - 08/19/2007 : 09:33:54
Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would ever get his salad tossed. Carrotankles tossed his salad bigtime. Memories of Carrotankles made Barry blush as red as Radishlashes, his former Brassicaceae lover. When Barry's thoughts turned to Radishlashes he'd often have to open the fridge and sit in the vegetable crisper. Barry let out a roar; RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR! he'd sat on a 1950's used car salesman. If Carrotankles and Radishlashes would only watch 7 rule for dating, his engine would get running. |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 08/07/2007 : 13:33:34
Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would ever get his salad tossed. Carrotankles tossed his salad bigtime. Memories of Carrotankles made Barry blush as red as Radishlashes, his former Brassicaceae lover. When Barry's thoughts turned to Radishlashes he'd often have to open the fridge and sit in the vegetable crisper. Barry let out a roar; RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR! he'd sat on a 1950's used car salesman. If Carrotankles and Radishlashes would only watch 7 rule for dating…
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| the mahatma |
Posted - 08/06/2007 : 00:22:59
Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would ever get his salad tossed. Carrotankles tossed his salad bigtime. Memories of Carrotankles made Barry blush as red as Radishlashes, his former Brassicaceae lover. When Barry's thoughts turned to Radishlashes he'd often have to open the fridge and sit in the vegetable crisper. Barry let out a roar; RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR! he'd sat on a 1950's used car salesman. If Carrotankles and Radishlashes would only
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- Who do you think you are?
- In India we don't think who we are, we know who we are (Peter Sellers in 'The Party') |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 08/05/2007 : 03:29:31
Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would ever get his salad tossed. Carrotankles tossed his salad bigtime. Memories of Carrotankles made Barry blush as red as Radishlashes, his former Brassicaceae lover. When Barry's thoughts turned to Radishlashes he'd often have to open the fridge and sit in the vegetable crisper. Barry let out a roar; RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR! he'd sat on a 1950's used car salesman. If
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| PistoLaura |
Posted - 08/05/2007 : 03:21:40
Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would ever get his salad tossed. Carrotankles tossed his salad bigtime. Memories of Carrotankles made Barry blush as red as Radishlashes, his former Brassicaceae lover. When Barry's thoughts turned to Radishlashes he'd often have to open the fridge and sit in the vegetable crisper. Barry let out a roar; RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR! he'd sat on a ...
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 08/04/2007 : 14:27:33
Yay! A new player!
But, Hey! You're cheating!
You have to add 5 words! Not 18!
Just so you'll know next time!
Exclamation!
Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would ever get his salad tossed. Carrotankles tossed his salad bigtime. Memories of Carrotankles made Barry blush as red as Radishlashes, his former Brassicaceae lover. When Barry's thoughts turned to Radishlashes he'd often have to open the fridge and sit in the vegetable crisper. Barry let out a roar...
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| PistoLaura |
Posted - 08/04/2007 : 03:39:49
Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would ever get his salad tossed. Carrotankles tossed his salad bigtime. Memories of Carrotankles made Barry blush as red as Radishlashes, his former Brassicaceae lover. When Barry's thoughts turned to Radishlashes he'd often have to open the fridge and sit in the vegetable crisper.
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 08/03/2007 : 06:36:36
Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would ever get his salad tossed. Carrotankles tossed his salad bigtime. Memories of Carrotankles made Barry blush as red as Radishlashes, his former Brassicaceae lover. When...
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| coastline |
Posted - 08/03/2007 : 05:43:35
Whoa. Did you find an Internet cafe, Tro?
 There's a perfect explanation for the shit that I've been in. As soon as I find out, I'll let you know. |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 08/03/2007 : 04:28:19
Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would ever get his salad tossed. Carrotankles tossed his salad bigtime. Memories of Carrotankles made Barry blush as red as Radishlashes
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 07/31/2007 : 10:01:07
Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would ever get his salad tossed. Carrotankles tossed his salad bigtime. Memories of Carrotankles made Barry...
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| Jefrey |
Posted - 07/31/2007 : 09:35:36
Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would ever get his salad tossed. Carrotankles tossed his salad bigtime.
== jeffamerica == |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 07/30/2007 : 15:27:40
Fuck! I was holding out on a fifth one because i thought no one wanted it. but tro misled me
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| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 07/30/2007 : 14:55:00
you should have given up when the game was at its best, you know? like what should have happened with 4 letter word game.
ummm... salad? |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 07/27/2007 : 11:34:42
You're wrong!
The story can be explored in any form by the player, they don't have to use any over the aforementioned guidlines. But, they're there if anyone wants to drag them out.
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| coastline |
Posted - 07/26/2007 : 20:01:17
Hold up. Seems like you pretty much already wrote the whole story, Sean. There's really no reason to go on.
But I love the name of the thread. Because I'm so smart, I noticed that it's palindromic, sort of.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 07/26/2007 : 16:55:53
Barry sat in his black and red leather furnished apartment, mulling over if he would ever get his salad tossed
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
