| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 04/10/2007 : 17:09:29
Top Tens - What the fuck. Anything you like
Albums, movies, fave reads, morning dumps, whatever
For instance an easy one, songs in no particular order though they keep changing
1. Dead/Pixies
2. Into Dust/Mazzy Star
3. Puttnam County/Tom Waits
4. I Hope You're Happy Now/Elvis Costello & The Attractions
5. May Queen/Liz Phair
6. Marriage Tree/Throwing Muses
7. Salomon Song/The Young Gods
8. Losing Ground/PJ Harvey
9. Mutiny In Heaven/The Birthday Party
10. Steak N Sabre/FB&TC
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
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| Jose Jones |
Posted - 06/12/2007 : 22:50:31
top ten nicknames for my dog:
10. emma (her actual name)
9. emmy lou harris
8. sniggle
7. baby bear
6. emma bemma
5. ol' wiggle tooth
4. sniggle titty
3. wiggle
2. wiggle stink
1. sniggle fairy
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they were the heroes of old, men of renown. |
| Jose Jones |
Posted - 06/12/2007 : 22:22:28
quote:
Originally posted by trobrianders
For instance an easy one, songs in no particular order though they keep changing
1. Dead/Pixies
we-ird. i just happened to be listening to this when i read it.
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they were the heroes of old, men of renown. |
| Jefrey |
Posted - 05/29/2007 : 00:56:08
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
Top Ten Stupid things kids have said/done in class
7. In response to an exam question about why girls need more iron than boys "Because in two years time a fifteen year old girl will have a baby"
Idiot.
Hey, well partial credit for knowing it had something to do with the reproductive system ;)
== jeffamerica == |
| danjersey |
Posted - 05/28/2007 : 18:57:48
top ten reasons i post on frankblack.net
10. i'm compulsive
9. i can't just relax on the couch with tv
8. i have an office chair in my home with a computer looking back at it
7. at the end of the day i need to sit
6. its where i work on my spelling
5. frank black updates
4. the folk
3. TABS
2. its culture
1. company |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 05/28/2007 : 13:22:10
Top Ten Stupid things kids have said/done in class
1. In a lesson about Static Electricity "sometimes I touch my TV, the sometimes I touch my sister"
2. After being late to school because of a suspect package on the tube a student said "Miss, did you die in the bomb?"
3. In a lesson about specialised cells a student offered that sperm was "all to do with the good Nigerian squid"
4. In the same lesson "A sperm carries half a baby on its back"
5. In an ethics lesson a student gave me a power point presentation entitled "Ethinics"
6. When asked why I would suggest that the class were all animals one student offered "because we eat things the same as us."
7. In response to an exam question about why girls need more iron than boys "Because in two years time a fifteen year old girl will have a baby"
8. Any student who ever (and there are many) mixed up the words fetus and fecal.
9. A year ten class who believed me when I told them KFC was pigeon.
10. When asked why I would suggest that the class were all animals one student offered "Is it because I'm hairy?"
Idiot. |
| vilainde |
Posted - 05/28/2007 : 09:04:46
Top 10 records found in sales bins:
1) Moodymann - Mahogany Brown; €2.99
2) The Vision aka Robert Hood - Waveform Transmission vol. 2; €2.99
3) Juan Atkins - 20 Years Metroplex 1985-2005 2xCD; €4.99
4) 3 Chairs - All Over 12" ep; €5.00
5) UR - Inspiration/Transition 12" ep; €5.00
6) Flaming Lips - Transmissions From The Satellite Heart; €2.99
7) Death From Above 1979 - You're A Woman, I'm A Machine; €4.99
8) Designer Music - Problemz 12" ep; €2.90
9) Norma Jean Bell - Come Into My Room; €2.99
10) Bad Brains - Rock For Light; €2
Denis
"Can you hear me? I aint got shit to say." |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 04/24/2007 : 10:21:09
Star me, Kitten. Star me, Kitten. Star me
f***
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| coastline |
Posted - 04/24/2007 : 09:39:37
quote:
Originally posted by trobrianders
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
quote:
Originally posted by trobrianders
starmekitten. What the flip? Now you've made me sound like a complete ninny.
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Ed is the hoo hoo
You said to change it to something ninnyish.
I'm not changing it back to a curse word. I've quit them.
I was admonished by coastline. I cracked as I always do. You can't blame me for that. And now I just want 'fuck' to return. But I'll bend as far as 'f***'. Star me, Kitten.
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Ed is the hoo hoo
Sorry to triple-post here, but since these ones don't count anyway (damnit), I'll do it anyway. Tro, you are a fucking ninny.
 Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| coastline |
Posted - 04/24/2007 : 09:38:34
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
top 10 philosophers I covered this semester:
1. wittgenstein
2. nietzsche
3. schopenhauer
4. kant
5. hume
6. locke
7. spinoza
8. descartes
9. frege
10. i only did 9 :(
"I'm such a a news nerd." - Carl
You count as well as I do, Steve.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| coastline |
Posted - 04/24/2007 : 09:38:02
quote:
Originally posted by awestruck
Top Ten Things I need to be doing instead of sitting here reading and participating on the forum
10. Reading
9. Writing a paper for my class
8. Writing the other paper for another class
7. Studying for my final exams
6. cleaning
5. Crocheting
4. Taking a hot bubble bath
3. Eating
2. Sleeping
1. Sleeping (It deserves 2 spots)
Nothing beats the forum.
Favorite Quote: awestruck is a she, she's a she. -trobrianders
I know you say you have a hard time focusing, awestruck, but it did occur to me that you could do several of these tasks while also participating in this forum. For example, you could be eating right now, which I am doing. I bet you could even take a hot bubble bath while you are on here. Do you have a laptop? I don't think it's very dangerous to have a laptop in the tub. Sleeping? Hell, Carl does that half the time he posts. And cleaning? Clean your computer monitor right now. But I do applaud two spots for sleeping.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 04/24/2007 : 09:32:02
top 10 philosophers I covered this semester:
1. wittgenstein
2. nietzsche
3. schopenhauer
4. kant
5. hume
6. locke
7. spinoza
8. descartes
9. frege
10. i only did 9 :(
"I'm such a a news nerd." - Carl |
| awestruck |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 20:37:46
Top Ten Things I need to be doing instead of sitting here reading and participating on the forum
10. Reading
9. Writing a paper for my class
8. Writing the other paper for another class
7. Studying for my final exams
6. cleaning
5. Crocheting
4. Taking a hot bubble bath
3. Eating
2. Sleeping
1. Sleeping (It deserves 2 spots)
Nothing beats the forum.
Favorite Quote: awestruck is a she, she's a she. -trobrianders |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 17:51:56
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
quote:
Originally posted by trobrianders
starmekitten. What the flip? Now you've made me sound like a complete ninny.
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Ed is the hoo hoo
You said to change it to something ninnyish.
I'm not changing it back to a curse word. I've quit them.
I was admonished by coastline. I cracked as I always do. You can't blame me for that. And now I just want 'fuck' to return. But I'll bend as far as 'f***'. Star me, Kitten.
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 14:56:53
quote:
Originally posted by IceCream
quote:
Originally posted by BLT
Top ten board members we don't hear from anymore:
10. Tre
9. Itchload
8. Coldheartofstone
7. mun chien andalusia
6. ramona
5. mereubu
4. Proverbial Cereal
3. El Barto
2. apl4eris
1. Cult of Frank
 "Join the Cult of Bluto and become an abusive prick"
BLT, this is a great list. I'm glad someone out there remembers the sarcastic wit of El Barto, the photoshopping skills of Proverbial Cereal, the insightful-but-biased-toward-the-Dead-Kennedys (not that the DK weren't a great punk band) comments of mun chien.....
Proverbial Cereal, for some inexplicable reason, hated me. It really pissed me off.
Other forum members who could arguably have been on that list include the Crouton Futon, Noexxx, blackpurse (the oldest forum member, I think), and Bazza.
I wanna make that list when I finally get out of here.
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 11:49:31
Top Ten REM Songs, Monday 23rd April, 7:44pm
1. Try Not To Breathe
2. Perfect Circle
3. I Remember California
4. Hairshirt
5. Leaving New York
6. Fall On Me
7. Beat A Drum
8. Cuyahoga
9. What's The Frequency, Kenneth?
10.You Are The Everything
 Numberwang? |
| coastline |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 11:25:05
Jeez, and I thought you were close to 40, fbc. You're just a pup!
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| fbc |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 10:34:08
UK Top ten the week I was born
1. Abba - Take A Chance On Me
2. Brotherhood Of Man - Figaro
3. Scott Fitzgerald & Yvonne Keeley - If I Had Words
4. Darts - Come Back My Love
5. Rod Stewart - Hot Legs / I Was Only Joking
6. Rose Royce - Wishing On A Star
7. Althia And Donna - Uptown Top Ranking
8. E.L.O. - Mr Blue Sky
9. Sweet - Love Is Like Oxygen
10. Bill Withers - Lovely Day |
| Jefrey |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 04:35:37
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
Top Ten alternatives to cursing
1. Foxtrot Oscar (Why don't you just foxtrot oscar and never come here again!)
2. Fox and Snake (You crashed the car? Oh Fox and Snake)
3. Fiddlesticks
4. Fluff off (My mothers own invention)
5. Holy wow (Holy wow there's a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film coming out?)
6. See You Next Tuesday (That Noob is such a see you next tuesday)
7. Numpty (That Llamadance is such a great Numpty)
8. Gosh (Gosh, that had to hurt)
9. Ruddy (That is a ruddy great big parsnip you have there)
10. Lawks (Lawks, what a mess)
Idiot.
Hahaha! With kids I have a million of these including;
Holy Hannah, Geez Louise, Smokes and my personal favourite
Cheese and Crackers.
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For Chrissakes have a cup of tea.
The short lived "Andy Barker P.I." show featured several of these (including 'cheese and crackers').
Missing is "What the Helicopter?"
== jeffamerica == |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 01:42:46
quote:
Originally posted by trobrianders
starmekitten. What the flip? Now you've made me sound like a complete ninny.
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Ed is the hoo hoo
You said to change it to something ninnyish.
I'm not changing it back to a curse word. I've quit them. |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 01:34:45
I can't believe I compromised on this. Everyone knows fuck is the finest word in the language. That's me weeping in the mango grove.
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 01:30:24
How about "what the fluff"?
Numberwang? |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 04/22/2007 : 14:55:41
starmekitten. What the flip? Now you've made me sound like a complete ninny.
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| IceCream |
Posted - 04/14/2007 : 11:13:30
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
Top ten darwin posts
... sorry, can't think of any.
Denis
"Can you hear me? I aint got shit to say."
Fuck you!
Is that memorable enough?
I'll be sure to remember it. |
| IceCream |
Posted - 04/14/2007 : 01:29:13
quote:
Originally posted by BLT
Top ten board members we don't hear from anymore:
10. Tre
9. Itchload
8. Coldheartofstone
7. mun chien andalusia
6. ramona
5. mereubu
4. Proverbial Cereal
3. El Barto
2. apl4eris
1. Cult of Frank
"Join the Cult of Bluto and become an abusive prick"
BLT, this is a great list. I'm glad someone out there remembers the sarcastic wit of El Barto, the photoshopping skills of Proverbial Cereal, the insightful-but-biased-toward-the-Dead-Kennedys (not that the DK weren't a great punk band) comments of mun chien.....
Proverbial Cereal, for some inexplicable reason, hated me. It really pissed me off.
Other forum members who could arguably have been on that list include the Crouton Futon, Noexxx, blackpurse (the oldest forum member, I think), and Bazza. |
| danjersey |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 21:39:29
holy cannoli!
or shite instead of shit wich is shoot but just too lame to be uttered. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 12:25:18
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
Top Ten alternatives to cursing
1. Foxtrot Oscar (Why don't you just foxtrot oscar and never come here again!)
2. Fox and Snake (You crashed the car? Oh Fox and Snake)
3. Fiddlesticks
4. Fluff off (My mothers own invention)
5. Holy wow (Holy wow there's a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film coming out?)
6. See You Next Tuesday (That Noob is such a see you next tuesday)
7. Numpty (That Llamadance is such a great Numpty)
8. Gosh (Gosh, that had to hurt)
9. Ruddy (That is a ruddy great big parsnip you have there)
10. Lawks (Lawks, what a mess)
Idiot.
Hahaha! With kids I have a million of these including;
Holy Hannah, Geez Louise, Smokes and my personal favourite
Cheese and Crackers.
__________
For Chrissakes have a cup of tea. |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 12:09:12
Top ten sea areas covering the waters around the British Isles
North Utsire
Forties
Cromarty
Dogger
Fisher
German Bight
Trafalgar
FitzRoy
Lundy
Fastnet
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| Llamadance |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 03:59:08
Oi! Foxtrot Oscar you micromollusc.
When you're going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 02:45:58
Top Ten alternatives to cursing
1. Foxtrot Oscar (Why don't you just foxtrot oscar and never come here again!)
2. Fox and Snake (You crashed the car? Oh Fox and Snake)
3. Fiddlesticks
4. Fluff off (My mothers own invention)
5. Holy wow (Holy wow there's a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film coming out?)
6. See You Next Tuesday (That Noob is such a see you next tuesday)
7. Numpty (That Llamadance is such a great Numpty)
8. Gosh (Gosh, that had to hurt)
9. Ruddy (That is a ruddy great big parsnip you have there)
10. Lawks (Lawks, what a mess)
Idiot. |
| darwin |
Posted - 04/12/2007 : 22:00:04
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
Top ten darwin posts
... sorry, can't think of any.
Denis
"Can you hear me? I aint got shit to say."
Fuck you!
Is that memorable enough? |
| coastline |
Posted - 04/12/2007 : 20:27:47
Top 10 Top 10 lists in this thread:
10. Things students have said (*mk)
9. Women in Prison movies (floop)
8. Forum member mums (Cheeseman1000)
7. Digits (PixieSteve)
6. Swear words (Llamadance)
5. Ye olde words (Llamadance)
4. Concerns (danjersey, especially the one about posting here)
3. Birds (BLT)
2. Tre(e)s (Cheeseman1000, that must have taken a half-hour)
1. This one (me)
I'll amend this over time, though don't expect 1 to change.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| pixiestu |
Posted - 04/12/2007 : 18:10:51
My top 10 funny/arrogant Noel Gallagher quotes:
10. "If you'd written 'Live Forever', you'd be walking to a different tune the next day too."
9. "We are a nation of moaning sissies, regardless of who governs. The British get on my nerves. They moan about the weather, about the French, about the Germans. They moan about cricket, football — they should just keep their mouths shut."
8. "I could do it easily but if I was a solo artist I would be the biggest solo artist in the country easy, no messing, within a year...seriously... but I prefer being in a band. But don't ever think that I couldn't do it. I could. I'd be bigger than Elvis. I would."
7. "I'm just glad I lived long enough to hear the shittiest band ever" Speaking about Sum 41
6. "What would you rather read? 'The guy from Keane's been to a rabbit sanctuary 'cos one of the rabbits needed a kidney implant, so he swapped his with it' — or 'Liam Gallagher sets fire to a policeman in cocaine madness while his brother Noel runs down Oxford Street nude'?"
5. "Thom Yorke sat at a piano singing, 'This is fucked up', for half an hour. We all know that, Mr Yorke... Who wants to sing the news? No matter how much you sit their twiddling, going, 'We're all doomed,' at the end of the day people will always want to hear you play Creep. Get over it.”
4. "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are they hoping that one of these guys from the G8 is on a quick 15-minute break at Gleneagles and sees Annie Lennox singing "Sweet Dreams" and thinks, 'Fuck me, she might have a point there, you know?' And Keane doing "Somewhere Only We Know" and some Japanese businessman going, 'Aw, look at him… we should really fucking drop that debt, you know.' It's not going to happen, is it?" Speaking about Live 8
3. "For Michael Jackson to come over to this country after what's all gone on - and I think we all know what I'm talking about here - to dress in a white robe, right, thinking he's the Messiah - I mean who does he think he is? Me?"
2. "People fucking hate cunts like Phil Collins, and if they don't — they fucking should"
1. "Traditionally speaking, the three biggest twats in any band are the singer, the keyboardist and the drummer. I don't need to say anything else." Speaking about Keane
"The arc of triumph" |
| kfs |
Posted - 04/12/2007 : 13:50:42
Top ten phrases/info I've picked up from FB.net:
1. Holy Wow!
2. "Follow Frank"
3. What Ever Happened With This?
4. Best _____ EVER!
5. Huh!
6. ninny
7. idiot
8. WTF!!!
9. boofor
10. cheese affects your dreams |
| BLT |
Posted - 04/12/2007 : 11:24:01
Top ten US states:
1. California
2. Hawaii
3. Pennsylvania
4. Nevada
5. North Carolina
6. New Hampshire
7. Alaska
8. Colorado
9. Wyoming
10. Oregon
"Join the Cult of Bluto and become an abusive prick" |
| Llamadance |
Posted - 04/12/2007 : 09:39:16
Ye olde top ten wordes
1. prithee
2. forsooth
3. verily
4. doth
5. hath
6. ducats
7. zounds
8. thou
9. thine
10. wyrd
When you're going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill |
