| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| floop |
Posted - 01/16/2005 : 19:17:45
it's probably been a while since you looked under there. see what you find..
whoever comes up with the most money, or coolest thing, wins.
my couch: 3 quarters, half empty book of matches, guitar pick, 2 cat toys, a few pennies, lots of lint.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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| floop |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 10:50:12
someone's a sore loser
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| dayanara |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 08:33:42
lame
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
| floop |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 13:05:07
after much deliberation (it was not an easy decision) the judges have come to a decision. the winner is....
Sir Rock
on behalf of the judges and our sponsors, we'd like to thank all the contestants who participated. you are all winners, in your own way. even though you're not the winner.
so, i guess, to be fair, you're not "winners". but i'm just trying to say, in your own way.. or if things had worked out differently.. you could have won. maybe. so don't be down on yourselves
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 01/22/2005 : 12:38:07
quote:
I'm too scared/lazy to look for that danged spider.
Make SpudBoy do it! Isn't that why you married him? :P
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/21/2005 : 06:54:07
Pixies!
I win!
http://www.thefutureheads.co.uk/ |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 17:31:59
something like that....
grr
<scary face>
you
me
we used to be on fire |
| floop |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 15:28:53
maybe it's a projectile shit that actually cracks through the fabric of your pants?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 13:49:15
quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
Tell them you'll set Tre on them sir rock, that should have them cacking their knickers.
I'm quite scary you know. Grr.
what exactly does cracking my knickers involve?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
I'm imagining this as we speak.
I think it's a cross between crapping your pants and splitting your trousers. Or maybe both.
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 12:04:46
quote:
Originally posted by floop
that would be advisable (if you care about winning)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
I'm too scared/lazy to look for that danged spider. I forfeit. I guess I'm just not as competitive as I thought.
Lon the Fisherman has wooden legs, but real feet. |
| floop |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 21:12:41
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
Tell them you'll set Tre on them sir rock, that should have them cacking their knickers.
I'm quite scary you know. Grr.
what exactly does cracking my knickers involve?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| darwin |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 16:36:44
I can't play 
My cushions are attached. How about we play, "what's growing in your refrigerator?" I can do pretty well on that one. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 16:05:02
OR set Kathryn on them, she's got that maternal instict thing going on and their is nothing scarier than a pissed off mum
you
me
we used to be on fire |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 16:02:12
Tell them you'll set Tre on them sir rock, that should have them cacking their knickers.
I'm quite scary you know. Grr.
you
me
we used to be on fire |
| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 15:15:45
quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by dayanara
since when is discovering a sick person and a live cat stuffed in your couch a great find?
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him.
beats a rusty paperclip
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Alright, that was the last straw. I'm doing my best here to think up some threat, but you know, its hard to be intimidating when you're halfway around the country from the person you're threatening, and you're a sixteen year old shrimp.
I will never say the word procrastinate again, I'll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed. |
| floop |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 13:21:05
that would be advisable (if you care about winning)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 13:04:10
He's probably hiding, waiting to attack.
I guess I can go look for him more closely, if it means I might have a chance at winning.
Lon the Fisherman has wooden legs, but real feet. |
| floop |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 13:01:19
apl, no, yeah.. the spider cocoon is good. the judges are assessing the finds at the moment. it could take a while.
i hate to stay it but the lack of actual spider could hurt your score
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 12:54:45
Was my bravery all for nought? There was an empty spider cocoon. a big one.
Lon the Fisherman has wooden legs, but real feet. |
| floop |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 12:47:05
quote:
Originally posted by dayanara
since when is discovering a sick person and a live cat stuffed in your couch a great find?
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him.
beats a rusty paperclip
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| dayanara |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 12:45:44
since when is discovering a sick person and a live cat stuffed in your couch a great find?
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 12:45:22
Right, I knew I should have been afraid. One guitar pick, assorted lint, one black pony-tail-band-thingie,
and one spider cocoon sac thing.
edit: sans spider!
Lon the Fisherman has wooden legs, but real feet. |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 12:42:13
I'm afraid to look. Can I claim that as a handicap?
Lon the Fisherman has wooden legs, but real feet. |
| floop |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 12:35:33
those would both be great finds if they were under the cushions. but on top of the couch, or under the couch do not count i'm afraid.
sorry.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| dayanara |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 12:33:47
what if i had a sick person on top of the couch and a (live) cat under the couch? would that increase my score? not that i need a higher score, since i'm clearly going to win, but just out of curiosity.
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
| floop |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 12:29:22
quote:
Originally posted by Sir Rockabye
And how dare you question the validity of my rusted paperclip. Why I oughta...
i don't know.. it just seemed kind of fishy
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 12:25:27
Ah, pardon me for lack of, you know, being informed on couch-reloading.
And how dare you question the validity of my rusted paperclip. Why I oughta...
I will never say the word procrastinate again, I'll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed. |
| floop |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 12:13:13
winning
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| dayanara |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 12:04:03
what are we playing for? what's the grand prize?
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
| floop |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 11:34:25
what darwin said
try again next time.
also, remember, no planting items. i have a feeling you planted that rusty paperclip. just to sweeten the pot
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| darwin |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 11:11:47
It takes about 6 months to reload a couch (assuming normal conditions). |
| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 10:06:33
quote:
Originally posted by floop
good effort Sir Rock. better luck next time (we'll see you in 6 months)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Wait, I'm just noticing now the "we'll see you in six months". Either I'm not getting a joke, or Floop is acting very cryptic and kind of frightening me.
I will never say the word procrastinate again, I'll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed. |
| floop |
Posted - 01/18/2005 : 21:14:11
under couch does not count
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Perk |
Posted - 01/18/2005 : 20:53:44
How about counting things under the couch also ?
Maybe the largest dust bunny, or strange item.
Don't sweat the petty things
and don't pet the sweaty things |
| floop |
Posted - 01/18/2005 : 02:01:15
hide-a-beds are acceptable. and if you don't own a couch, a chair with a cushion will suffice. what else do you need to know?
also, no planting items. it has to be someting you found underneath the cushion. if you put something there and then pick it up, that doesn't count.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| vilainde |
Posted - 01/18/2005 : 00:54:13
Yeah, we need more rules!
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
