| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| floop |
Posted - 01/03/2005 : 12:47:06
your answers will be graded by a panel of judges based on creativity.
[i think this game will be big]
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| 21 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| floop |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 14:20:23
top 3 so far (according to judges):
mismatchessasquatch
lbf
tre
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 12:40:02
Maybe Bartholomew was one of those guys who tried to sneak out of Brazil (or somewhere in South America, anyway) by hiding in a coffee ship.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| MismatchedSasquach |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 22:49:22
Bartholomew loved coffee, an addiction that began during those all-night cram sessions in law school... He loved coffee so much that when he graduated he went to work for the DEA and volunteered for hazardous duty in the war on drugs in Columbia, just to be near his beloved bean. Now, here he was, crawling through a coca field, about to take down the biggest drug lord in the country. Closer he crawled, closer until he could just make out the features of his prey, and realized it was none other than... Juan Valdez! Bartholomew lost his grasp on reality for a moment, stood up and cried "No, No, No! Coffee, Juan, not coca, coffee!!!" Valdez, with catlike reflexes, whirled, AK-47 blazing and plugged Bartholomew about a dozen times. He walked up to Bart, chuckled, and knelt down and whispered into his dying ear, "Grab Death by the beans, Marano". He then ordered his henchmen to freeze Bartholomew's body, grind it up in a giant coffee mill and mix it up in a bean shipment that went out to Starbucks the next morning. Did your "breakfast blend" taste a little funny this morning? That's Bartholomew, in the coffee... |
| floop |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 15:18:00
that was poetic. judges say LBF is in the lead
good to see you back LBF
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 15:16:00
Bart lived with his gay lover, named unknown, let's call him Timmy. Bart was very depressed and disturbed as a person, questioning his sexuality and having a difficult time with his family who didn't know his sexual orientation. So Bart developed a cocaine habit. He would go out all the time and leave Timmy behind and when he would return home he would be very depressed and often mention suicide. So one night Timmy secretly followed Bart out and discovered he was having sexua relations with a woman, name unknown, let's call her Dandelion, who was also supplying him with cocaine. Timmy went home and never told Bart about what he found out. So Bart came home, all wired and depressed and being loud and keeping Timmy awake. So for breakfast Timmy put poison in Bart's coffee and he fell forward onto the kitchen table, dying in his "coffee."
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 12:48:17
No, It's a tie, more efforts more!
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 12:44:56
I guess it fades to white after some Bartholomew efforts a la Tre. |
| floop |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 12:23:13
it's funny in England how when you order a coffee they say, "black or white?"
i was thinking to myself, "white coffee?"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 11:09:58
And now that we've got Starbucks attention...
 "Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 10:08:34
Yeah a big ole gelatinous coffee blob.
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| vilainde |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 09:31:22
Hey Dean, the question is not how Bartholomew ended up in the Blob...
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 09:20:35
I'm embarassed to say that up until a few months ago when a certain moderator corrected me, I thought it was coffin...
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| floop |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 09:08:10
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
Perhaps he didn't end up in the coffee. Maybe the coffee ended up enveloping him?
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)"
interesting theory
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 08:12:59
Perhaps he didn't end up in the coffee. Maybe the coffee ended up enveloping him?
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 08:10:54
just like that minutemen album - three way tie for last
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| floop |
Posted - 01/03/2005 : 20:53:43
quote:
Originally posted by Tre
I think you'll agree though, it's I who needs a life
Frank Black ate my hamster
don't forget, i'm the one who came up with this game. perhaps i am the one who needs a life?
ps. so far it's a tie
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/03/2005 : 19:28:49
I think you'll agree though, it's I who needs a life
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 01/03/2005 : 19:08:33
that...is...awesome
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| n/a |
Posted - 01/03/2005 : 18:55:35
When presented with a giant mug of black coffee Bartholomews pleasure turned to displeasure rapidly because he likes his coffee white, black coffee relfects his face too much and he hasn't a narcissistic bone in his body. With no milk to hand he decides to make his own and spends the next hour masturbating furiously with his eyes closed tight at the lip of the giant mug hoping to build up enough of his man milk to at least change the appearance of the coffee so he can enjoy it without being disappointed at his own visage. The force of his resultant orgasm was indeed strong enough to alter the coffee from dark to light from reflective to murky, but also strong enough to make him exhausted and dizzy and our little nihilist fainted square into the coffee mug where he learned as he was drowning in caffeine and spunk that unfortunately the mug is half full and not half empty as he had been led to believe.
My game is better you know.
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| floop |
Posted - 01/03/2005 : 17:59:34
i knew this game would take off
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 01/03/2005 : 16:33:19
on a tour of the foldgers factory, bart slipped and fell into a vat of brewing, rich flavored foldgers crystals, not unlike how jack napier became the joker in the 1989 tim burton batman film.
holy shit i need a life
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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