| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 12/23/2004 : 21:45:52
Ring! Ring! It's 7:00 A.M.!
Move y'self to go again
Cold water in the face
Brings you back to this awful place
Knuckle merchants and you bankers, too
Must get up an' learn those rules
Weather man and the crazy chief
One says sun and one says sleet
A.M., the F.M. the P.M. too
Churning out that boogaloo
Gets you up and gets you out
But how long can you keep it up?
Gimme Honda, Gimme Sony
So cheap and real phony
Hong Kong dollars and Indian cents
English pounds and Eskimo pence
You lot! What?
Don't stop! Give it all you got!
You lot! What?
Don't stop! Yeah!
Working for a rise, better my station
Take my baby to sophistication
She's seen the ads, she thinks it's nice
Better work hard - I seen the price
Never mind that it's time for the bus
We got to work - an' you're one of us
Clocks go slow in a place of work
Minutes drag and the hours jerk
"When can I tell 'em wot I do?
In a second, maaan...oright Chuck!"
Wave bub-bub-bub-bye to the boss
It's our profit, it's his loss
But anyway THE lunch bells ring
Take one hour and do your thanng!
Cheeesboiger!
What do we have for entertainment?
Cops kickin' Gypsies on the pavement
Now the news - snap to attention!
The lunar landing of the dentist convention
Italian mobster shoots a lobster
Seafood restaurant gets out of hand
A car in the fridge
Or a fridge in the car?
Like cowboys do - in T.V. land
You lot! What? Don't stop. Huh?
So get back to work an' sweat some more
The sun will sink an' we'll get out the door
It's no good for man to work in cages
Hits the town, he drinks his wages
You're frettin', you're sweatin'
But did you notice you ain't gettin'?
Don't you ever stop long enough to start?
To take your car outta that gear
Don't you ever stop long enough to start?
To get your car outta that gear
Karlo Marx and Fredrich Engels
Came to the checkout at the 7-11
Marx was skint - but he had sense
Engels lent him the necessary pence
What have we got? Yeh-o, magnificence!!
Luther King and Mahatma Gandhi
Went to the park to check on the game
But they was murdered by the other team
Who went on to win 50-nil
You can be true, you can be false
You be given the same reward
Socrates and Milhous Nixon
Both went the same way - through the kitchen
Plato the Greek or Rin Tin Tin
Who's more famous to the billion millions?
News Flash: Vacuum Cleaner Sucks Up Budgie
Oooohh...bub-bye
Magnificence!!
IT'S FUCKY LONG ISNT IT?
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| cassandra is |
Posted - 12/07/2005 : 14:06:25
Hüsker Dü! Hüsker Dü! Hüsker Dü! "Tell You Why Tomorrow" on Warehouse: Songs And Stories
Lost your love of life? Too much apple pie
Oh have you lost your love of life? Too much apple pie
And now Harry's walked away with Johnny's wife
You've got to pick some people up
You've got to let some people go
But if Lee's name does come up
Oh well I really want to know
Because everybody loves a TV show
Lost your love of life? Too much apple pie
Oh have you lost your love of life? Too much apple pie
And now Harry's walked away with Johnny's wife
You've got to pick some people up
You've got to let some people go
But if Lee's name does come up
Oh well I really want to know
Because everybody loves a TV show
Lost your love of life? Too much apple pie
Oh have you lost your love of life? Too much apple pie
And now Harry's walked away with Johnny's wife
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
| kathryn |
Posted - 12/06/2005 : 15:33:55
Finley Quayle's Chad Valley
Next:
I see the sun and I see the calendar
The days go floating by so slowly in a blur
I read the numbers and I discard everyone
I burn my fingers on the pages of the sun
I'll tell you why tomorrow
Moonlight pulling all the water to the beaches
Soaking time into everything that it reaches
Turn it upside down and count the spilling sand
Seize the moment with a minute hand
I'll tell you why tomorrow
Men and animals are floating through the sky
Every month or so a new one passes by
Forming circles 'round the planets in the air
Find a newspaper and it is printed there
I'll tell you why tomorrow
I got some heaven in my head
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| Bunsy |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 05:04:25
I was going to cheat... but I decided not to.
Never try to teach a pig to fly, it wastes your time, and annoys the pig. |
| vilainde |
Posted - 11/24/2005 : 01:43:51
Dear God, XTC? (I was about to say Tricky but then remembered it's a cover)
Her name was Suzy
Met her in a Jacuzzi
Nearly twice my age
She had a son my age
From sepultura
To Bali
I'm made of metal
I was born in a desert
And I haven't seen water for years
Her Kawasaki
Runs on saki
You can burn rubber but it takes a while
She tooka quarter mile with a smile
You don't phone me
You don't answer my call
I don't want to lose you
For lollapalooza
You and me
On TV
I love you smile
Tribal war
We're not into that
Bbc
Mtv
National tabloid
National front line
Watch your business
Mind your business
Manimal
Understandable
I signed with Sony
You ride a pony
You wear stilettos
Check your history
I love to burn weed
Learn to love electro
Can't find no cooks on a Sunday
Gonna take some of this money
And open up my own chicken run
Ital is vital
Use your fork
You know Bjork
You know New York
Bathe in the dark
You can point out a shark
You test me
Talk to you manana
You are my familiar
Walk with you tomorrow
I don't know who's got a bigger trigger
But I don't think of myself as a PCP Lsd THC
Yes mister t come make a track with me
You don't phone me
You don't answer my call say
You'll embarrass me
And I just laughed at you
Denis
"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!" |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 11/24/2005 : 01:29:28
dead kennedy's - something from frankenchrist, at my job?
Dear god,
Hope you got the letter,
And I pray you can make it better down here.
I don’t mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet,
’cause they don’t get enough to eat
From god,
I can’t believe in you.
Dear god,
Sorry to disturb you,
But I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears,
And all the people that you made in your image,
See them fighting in the street,
’cause they can’t make opinions meet,
About god,
I can’t believe in you.
Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!
Dear god,
Don’t know if you noticed,
But your name is on a lot of quotes in this book.
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
And all the people that you made in your image,
Still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it ain’t and so do you,
Dear god,
I can’t believe in,
I don’t believe in,
I won’t believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners,
No devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
You’re always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
And it’s the same the whole world ’round.
The hurt I see helps to compound,
That the father, son and holy ghost,
Is just somebody’s unholy hoax,
And if you’re up there you’ll perceive,
That my heart’s here upon my sleeve.
If there’s one thing I don’t believe in...
It’s you,
Dear god.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
| cassandra is |
Posted - 11/14/2005 : 05:58:39
Bird Mad Girl - The Cure (from The Top)
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If your machine might slip a gear
Push this button to help it clear
Your time card says your name's Joe
But we'll call you 6-3-0
I'm working at my job
I'm so happy
More boring by the day
But they pay me
All that time spent going to school
Just to end up following—rules
Now it's time to take a break
Don't stray too far or you'll be late
Thank you for your service and a long career
Glad you gave us your best years
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
| tisasawath |
Posted - 11/14/2005 : 00:13:54
quote:
Originally posted by HeywoodJablome
Isn't that from the Twin Peaks movie? I don't know the name but since it's David Lynch I'll say the artist is Angelo Badalamenti. Let me know if you know the name.
yes, Sycamore trees, I first heard it in said tv series
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AAAAWWWWWRRRIIGGHHTTTTT ! !! |
| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 11/13/2005 : 07:31:59
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
It embarrasses me know that's Primus ("Spaghetti Western")
I got some heaven in my head
Wa?!!  |
| kathryn |
Posted - 11/11/2005 : 11:24:23
It embarrasses me know that's Primus ("Spaghetti Western")
this girl has got a smile
that can make me cry
this girl just burns with love
she's burning burning deep outside
night time night time
sets my house on fire
i'll turn into the melting man
i'll lose my life
to feel i feel desire
oh i should feel
like a polar bear...
it's impossible
she flies outside this cage
singing girlmad words
i keep her dark thoughts deep inside
as black as stone
and mad as birds
wild wild wild
and never turn away
sends me all her love
she sends me everything
she sends me everywhere
oh i could be
a polar bear...
it's impossible
i try to talk
the sky goes red
i forget
so fill my head
with some of this
some of that
some of every word she said
oh i should be
a polar bear...
but it's impossible
I got some heaven in my head
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| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 11/11/2005 : 11:11:23
Isn't that from the Twin Peaks movie? I don't know the name but since it's David Lynch I'll say the artist is Angelo Badalamenti. Let me know if you know the name.
Why do we do this C.G. and I?
Every night vegetables
Minds numbed by THC
I've got my pen
C.G. the remote
Laurel and Hardys' the best bet at 4 am on a Friday
No dreads about the working day after though
Funny thing about weekends when your unemployed
They don't mean quite so much
Exept you get to hang out with your working friends
Well we got a Spaghetti Western here on 36
I like Spaghetti Westerns
I like the way the boots are all reverbed out walking across the hardwood floors
In fact everythings got that big reverb sound
Well, what'll I do now?
Go to sleep?
Pull the pudd?
We need new pornos
Guess I'm still writin'... |
| tisasawath |
Posted - 11/10/2005 : 14:22:49
Arcade Fire - Wake Up
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I got idea man
You take me for a walk
Under the sycamore trees
The dark trees that blow baby
In the dark trees that blow
And I'll see you
And you'll see me
And I'll see you in the branches that blow
In the breeze,
I'll see you in the trees
Under the sycamore trees
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AAAAWWWWWRRRIIGGHHTTTTT ! !! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 11/10/2005 : 08:34:15
Scoooooooooooooorpions! Taxman Woman
For the sake of reviving this fun thread, here's an easy one:
Something filled up my heart with nothing
someone told me not to cry
But now that I'm older my heart's colder
and I can see that it's a lie
Children wake up, hold your mistake up
before they turn the summer into dust
If the children don't grow up
our bodies get bigger but our hearts get torn up
We're just a million little gods causing rain storms turning every good thing to rust
I guess we'll just have to adjust
With my lighning bolts a glowing
I can see where I am going to be
when the reaper he reaches and touches my hand
You'd better look out below
I got some heaven in my head
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| DieZel |
Posted - 07/18/2005 : 01:31:18
I think this is Perfume Tree- Contact.
I wake up in the morning I’m thinking of you
In dollars and cents in high heel shoes
I start to think and the headache goes boom
I’m counting the bills that are stacked to the moon
The money I’m giving to you
I could live on forever (on the sunny side)
What can I do so my life
Turns around for the better (got knows that I tried)
Taxman woman I keep running
Can’t you see it’s only money
Taxman woman I keep running
Can’t you see it’s so hard honey
To keep up with you
I work twice as hard what else can I do
To make up the part that’s been taken by you
If it wasn’t for you I would be rich
But instead I’m a poor son of a bitch
The money I’m giving to you
I could live on forever (on the sunny side)
What can I do so my life
Turns around for the better (got knows that I tried)
Taxman woman I keep running
Can’t you see it’s only money
Taxman woman I keep running
Can’t you see it’s so hard honey
Taxman woman I keep running
Can’t you see that it ain’t funny
Taxman woman I keep running
Can’t you see it’s so hard honey
To keep up with you
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| notkimdeal |
Posted - 01/04/2005 : 17:19:57
Dayglo Abortions (from Victoria!) Lisa Washed her Hair (?)
One summer I will come to see you again
And there will be no other
When I see your face
One fine day I'll take you to see my world
Red brick and dust, a spiritual death
We're dazed and confused and so high
One fine day we'll go down to my old world
red wine and cold, but laughing all day
we're losing ourselves, our tongues are untied
One fine day, one fine day
We'll scale the walls that keep us apart
Reach over time, rejoin our hearts
One fine day I will take you there
All over again in laughter and clouds
all over again, over the miles
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| hammerhands |
Posted - 01/03/2005 : 23:27:28
Pink Floyd - Mother from The Wall, beautiful song.
Lisa washed her hair, on Monday
Lisa washed her hair, on Tuesday
Lisa washed her hair, on Wednesday
Lisa washed her hair, on Thursday
Oh, oh, oh!
Ooh, ooh, yah!
Then her husband noticed
That her shampoo had upset her P.H. balance
Her hair got all dried out and frizzy
So he shot the bitch and moved to the city
Oh what a stupid world
Ooh, ooh, yah!
Her husband got a job at a roller rink
He tried to pick up chicks but he had a little dink
He brushed his teeth with Aim but it didn't matter
He had nice fresh breath but his dink didn't get no bigger
Oh what a stupid world
Ooh, ooh, yah! |
| freakin phreak |
Posted - 01/03/2005 : 21:22:33
the amps, i am decided
Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother do you think they'll like this song?
Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Mother should I build the wall?
Mother should I run for president?
Mother should I trust the government?
Mother will they put me in the firing line?
Mother am I really dying?
Hush now baby, baby, dont you cry.
Mother's gonna make all your nightmares come true.
Mother's gonna put all her fears into you.
Mother's gonna keep you right here under her wing.
She wont let you fly, but she might let you sing.
Mama will keep baby cozy and warm.
Ooooh baby ooooh baby oooooh baby,
Of course mama'll help to build the wall.
Mother do you think she's good enough -- to me?
Mother do you think she's dangerous -- to me?
Mother will she tear your little boy apart?
Mother will she break my heart?
Hush now baby, baby dont you cry.
Mama's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you.
Mama wont let anyone dirty get through.
Mama's gonna wait up until you get in.
Mama will always find out where you've been.
Mama's gonna keep baby healthy and clean.
Ooooh baby oooh baby oooh baby,
You'll always be baby to me.
Mother, did it need to be so high? |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/01/2005 : 17:04:42
Mudhoney, This Gift.
I'd like to fly out
Fly away from here
Find you up with beers
Man I'm stoned
I want to change
And not make a sound
I'm out of town
I am decided
I will be better to fly tonight
I need to learn
How you look so well
And you glow
I want to know
Better watch your ass
The time is moving fast
I am decided
I will be better to fly tonight
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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| Black_francis_ |
Posted - 12/31/2004 : 04:14:49
yay, smashing pumpkins!! Daphne Desends. Good choice.
I got something waiting for you, that’s right
I got something waiting for you, that’s right
Got you crawling up the wall, uptight
Well, I’ve got something waiting for you, tonight
I got this gift
Gift from god
I got this gift
Gift from god
I got this gift
Gift from god
Pointing my heart at you
At you
This gift’s so pure
This gift’s so rare
Much too much too much for you to bear
Coming down from above
They all leave her alone
I got this gift
Gift from god
I got this gift
Gift from god
I got this gift
Gift from god
Pointing my heart at you
I got this gift
Gift from god
I got this gift
Gift from god
I got this gift
Gift from god
Pointing my heart at you
At you
At you
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| Brackish Heart |
Posted - 12/30/2004 : 22:19:14
Tool - Hooker with a Penis
With the sugar sickness
You spy the kidnap kid
Who kids you to oblivion
It's the perfect hassle
For the perfumed kiss
He makes you miss him more than home
You love him
You love him more than this
You love him and you cannot, you can't resist
You love him
You love him for yourself
You love him and no one, no one else
Past sidewalk ashes
A last lovers arc
You come apart to intertwine
It was all so simple
As you watched him move
Across the darkness in your room
You love him
You love him for youself
You love him and no one, no one else
And the winding vines
The pretty boys dive
And thru the pinhole stars
Into the shadow mind
You will lose him then
On some gentle dawn
This boy is here and gone
You love him
You love him for yourself
You love him and no one, no one else
You love him
You love him more than this
You love him and you cannot, you can't resist
You love him...
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| Newo |
Posted - 12/29/2004 : 13:30:34
Ween - It's Gonna Be A Long Night
I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a dope beastie-tee, nipple rings, and new tattoos that claimed that he was OGT, from 92, the first EP. and in between sips of coke he told me that he thought we were sellin out, layin down, suckin up to the man. Well now I've got some advice for you, little buddy. Before you point the finger you should know that I'm the man, and if I'm the man, then you're the man, and he's the man as well so you can point that fuckin finger up your ass. All you know about me is what I've sold you, Dumb fuck. I sold out long before you ever heard my name. I sold my soul to make a record, Dip shit, and you bought one. So I've got some Advice for you, little buddy. Before you point your finger You should know that I'm the man. If I'm the fuckin man then you're the fuckin' man as well, So you can Point that fuckin finger up your ass. All you know about me is what I've sold you, Dumb fuck. I sold out long before you ever heard my name. I sold my soul to make a record, Dip shit, And you bought one. All you read and wear or see and hear on TV is a product begging for your fatass dirty dollar So ... Shut up and Buy my new record Send more money Fuck you, buddy.
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Democracy is the unwiped ass of a devilish con game. |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 12/29/2004 : 10:26:53
Pixies - Subbacultcha
A bad joke. Sorry.
Caminar sobre las hojas del otoño es romántico y resbaladizo |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 12/29/2004 : 09:42:38
Rivers of Babylon-Boney M
huhuh...Boner...
Heard that you are new in town
someone said you party down
well, later I'll be comin' round
we'll rack 'em up and suck 'em down
don't call your mother - don't call your priest
don't call your doctor - call the police
you bring the razor blade - I'll bring the speed
Take off your coat - it's gonna be a long night
there'll be no 2nd chance for you
tomorrow you'll be black and blue
show your friends your new tattoo
911 won't help you, fool
you're gonna suffer - you're gonna bleed
I've heard it all before - you will concede
I'm takin' everything - you're goin' down
lock up the doors - it's gonna be a long night
it's gonna be a long night - it's gonna be a catfight
it's gonna be a gang-bang
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 12/29/2004 : 08:29:17
Tom Petty - Runnin Down a Dream
By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down
ye-eah we wept, when we remembered Zion.
By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down
ye-eah we wept, when we remembered Zion.
When the wicked
Carried us away in captivity
Required from us a song
Now how shall we sing the lord's song in a strange land
When the wicked
Carried us away in captivity
Requiering of us a song
Now how shall we sing the lord's song in a strange land
Let the words of our mouth and the meditations of our heart
be acceptable in thy sight here tonight
Let the words of our mouth and the meditation of our hearts
be acceptable in thy sight here tonight
By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down
ye-eah we wept, when we remembered Zion.
By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down
ye-eah we wept, when we remembered Zion.
By the rivers of Babylon (dark tears of Babylon)
there we sat down (You got to sing a song)
ye-eah we wept, (Sing a song of love)
when we remember Zion. (Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
By the rivers of Babylon (Rough bits of Babylon)
there we sat down (You hear the people cry)
ye-eah we wept, (They need that ???)
when we remember Zion. (Ooh, have the power)
(heehee:)
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 12/29/2004 : 07:13:20
stephen malkmus - jenny and the ess-dog
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It was a beautiful day, the sun beat down
I had the radio on, I was drivin’
The trees went by, me and del were singin’
Little runaway, I was flyin’
Yeah runnin’ down a dream
That never would come to me
Workin’ on a mystery, goin’ wherever it leads
I’m runnin’ down a dream
I felt so good, like anything was possible
I hit cruise control and rubbed eyes
The last three days the rain was unstoppabl e
It was always cold, no sun shine
Yeah runnin’ down a dream
That never would come to me
Workin’ on a mystery, goin’ wherever it leads
I’m runnin’ down a dream
I rolled on as the sky grew dark
I put the pedal down to make some time
There’s something good waitin’ down this road
I’m pickin’ up whatever is mine
Yeah runnin’ down a dream
That never would come to me
Workin’ on a mystery, goin’ wherever it leads
I’m runnin’ down a dream
The Monkey Helper has arrived http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band)
or to go straight to the music downloads http://www.soundclick.com/bands/3/monkeyhelpermusic.htm |
| remig |
Posted - 12/29/2004 : 07:10:19
Elliot Smith - Ugly Before, such a beautiful song on a such beautful CD.
Mine:
Jennifer dates a man in a 60s cover band
He's the Ess-dog, or Sean if you wish
She's 18, he's 31
She's a rich girl, he's the son
Of a Coca-Cola middle man
Kiss when they listen
To ";Brothers In Arms";
And if there's something wrong with this
They don't see the harm
In joining their forces and singing along
See those rings on her toes Check that frisbee in his Volvo
It's a Volvo with ancient plates
They've got a dog she named Trey
A retriever with a frayed bandana around his neck
Trey has a window into their relationship
The baby talk voices
And the post class-a nasal drip
But it all seems to function
At least in her dog's mind
Let me out of here
Let me out of here
You got to let me out of here
You got to let me out of here
Let me out of here
Out of here
Out of here, out of here
Let me out of here ill hit the ground running
Jennifer left for school up in Boulder
And the Ess-dog came to visit when he could
But the strain was too much
They could not make up for distance
And the distance between their years
Neither one listens
To ";Brothers In Arms";
The Ess-dog waits tables
And he sold his guitar
Jenny pledged Kappa and she started pre-law
And off came those awful toe rings
Off came those awful toe rings
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 12/29/2004 : 07:01:51
I believe thats Talking Heads - Creatures of love? or we are creatures of love...one or the other.
heres is mine ;
sunshine, been keeping me up for days
there is no night time, it's only a passing phase
and i feel pretty, pretty enough for you
i felt so ugly before, i didn't know what to do
sometimes is all i feel up to now
but it's not worth it to you
cos you gotta get out somehow
it's the destruction that you require to feel
like somebody wants you, someone that's more for real
sunshine, been keeping me up for days
there is no night time, only a passing phase
and i'll feel pretty, another hour or two
i felt so ugly before, i didn't know what to do
i felt so ugly before, i didn't know what to do
i felt so ugly before, i didn't know what to do
ugly before
Now I do as I please and lie through my teeth. Someone might get hurt but it won't be me. I should probably feel cheap but I just feel free and a little bit empty. No it isn't so hard to get close to me. There will be no arguments. We will always agree. And I will try and be kind when I ask you to leave. We will both take it easy. But if you stay too long inside my memory, I will trap you in a song tied to a melody and I will keep you there so you can't bother me. |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 12/29/2004 : 03:35:23
quote:
Originally posted by Black_francis_
Thats william shatner isnt it? Me trying? or somethin like tht.
If thts right - here's mine.
eye. quite right. no idea what your's is though. 
The Monkey Helper has arrived http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band) |
| Black_francis_ |
Posted - 12/29/2004 : 03:28:26
Thats william shatner isnt it? Me trying? or somethin like tht.
If thts right - here's mine.
A woman made a man
A man he made a house
And when they lay together
Little creatures all come out
Well, I've seen sex and I think it's alright
It makes those little creatures come to life
I can laugh or I can turn away
Well, I've seen sex and I think it's okay
We are creatures, creatures of love
We are creatures, creatures of love
From the sleep of reason, a life is born
We are creatures of love, we are creatures of love
It's okay to be afraid
When the blue spark hits your brain
We can love one another
I've been told that it's okay
Doctor, doctor, tell me what I am
Am I one of those human beings
Well I can laugh or I can learn to think
So help me now to find out what I feel
We are creatures, creatures of love
We are creatures, creatures of love
We've been here forever, before you were born
We are creatures of love, We are creatures of love
A man can drive a car
And a woman can be a boss
I'm a monkey and a flower
I'm everything at once
Well, a woman and a man can be together
If they decide to they'll make little creatures
Watch 'em now!
Little creatures of love
With two arms and two legs
From a moment of passion
Now they cover the bed
Little creatures of love, we are creatures of love
We are creatures, creatures of love
We are creatures, creatures of love
From the sleep of reason, a life is born
We are creatures of love, we are creatures of love
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 12/29/2004 : 02:05:40
john cale - fear is a man's best friend
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I got your address from the phone book at the library
Wandered in, looked you up and you were there
Weird that you've been living, maybe, 2 miles away for the best part of 20 years
You must be, what, in your early forties now
If I remember,
You were born in June or was it May?
Eisenhower was the president although it may have been JFK
Years of silence
Not enough who could blame us giving up?
Above the quiet there's a buzz
That's me trying
You still working in that store on ventura?
You still going with--no, that's not fair
I know I haven't been the very best of dads
I'll hold my hand up there
The reason that I'm writing is that i'd like for us to meet
Get a little daughter dad action going soon
We can put things behind us
Eat some pizza, drink some beer
You still see your sister Lemli?
Bring her, too
Years of silence, not enough
Who could blame us giving up?
Above the quiet there's a buzz
That's me trying
But I don't want to talk about any of that bad stuff
Why I missed out on your wedding and your high school graduation
I'd like to explain, but I can't
So let's keep things neutral
Stick to topics that won't bug us
How 'bout this?
Let's choose a book and we'll read it before we meet
Then we can sit down at a restaurant
Have a look at the menu and talk about it while we eat
See, if we never had a problem
Then that's what life would be like
Easy
Uncomplicated
Cool
So let's just pretend that the past didn't happen
I don't really like thriller as well.
I don't want to know if I've got grandchildren
no need to tell me where I went wrong
I don't want to know what happened in your thirties
You wanna try 'cold mountain'?
Or is that too long??
Years of silence, not enough
Who could blame us giving up?
Above the quiet there's a buzz
That's me trying
I'm trying
The Monkey Helper has arrived http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band) |
| ObfuscateByWill |
Posted - 12/29/2004 : 00:31:32
Los Angeles - X
The only song of theirs I like. The only song of theirs my wife hates.
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Standing, waiting
For a man to show
Wild eyed
One eye fixed on the door
This waiting is killing me
It's wearing me down
Day in-Day out
My feet are burnin' holes in the ground
Darkness warmer than a bedroom floor
Wantin' someone to hold me close forevermore
I'm a sleeping dog
But you can't tell
When I'm on the prowl
You'd better run like hell
You know it makes sense
Don't even think about it
Life and death
Are things you just do when you're bored
 Take a bite of the chocolate coffin. |
| Skatealex1 |
Posted - 12/28/2004 : 19:12:35
Interpol-Untitled Heres Mine:
she had to leave los angeles all her toys wore out in black and her boys had too she started to hate every nigger and jew every mexican that gave her lotta shit every homosexual and the idle rich she had to get out she gets confused flying over the dateline her hands turn red cause the days change at night change in an instant the days change at night change in an instant she had to leave los angeles she found it hard to say goodbye to her own best friend she bought a clock on hollywood blvd the day she left it felt sad she had to get out
Good Luck :)
The Truth Is Out There |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 12/28/2004 : 06:16:59
Clara Bow by 50ft Wave. Here's mine:
Surprise, sometimes, will come around
Surprise, sometimes, will come around
I will surprise you sometime.
I'll come around
Oh, I will surprise you sometime.
I'll come around when you're down...
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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| toeknee |
Posted - 12/28/2004 : 05:36:05
Nirvana - Floyd the Barber
OK,
I didn’t use you but I wish I had
I never liked you but I wish I did
Whether it was soaking in your poppy tea
Or your southern hospitality
Your voice has a singsong quality
And bones were made to be broken
Yes, all right, I can
With sunburned lips I can bitch
About another stupid summer
Paste eaters like this sad season
Strong women gripe and bite your heavy tongues |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 12/25/2004 : 13:54:35
ok, I'll play.
Clash - Magnificent Seven
name this tune:
Bell on door clanks come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my Face
I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips
I was Shamed
I was Shamed
I was shamed
I sense others in the room
Opey, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and Cut me up
I die smothered in Andy's butt
I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved
Rat: do you have any regrets?
Pig: no, but i had a parrot once
Rat: that made absolutely no sense
Pig: well, it made sense to me until i learned he couldn't talk
Rat: i wish you couldn't talk
Pig: you would've liked my parrot |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 12/25/2004 : 13:50:17
Cheeseboiger!
Rat: do you have any regrets?
Pig: no, but i had a parrot once
Rat: that made absolutely no sense
Pig: well, it made sense to me until i learned he couldn't talk
Rat: i wish you couldn't talk
Pig: you would've liked my parrot |
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