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| Bitch Cakes |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 07:57:52
Deal is okay, but Pixies lack that punch that other all-male bands possess. Look at Nirvana!
I think it would be best if they let Deal go and pick up a good, strong male bassist like Flea from Red Hot Chile Peppers or the bass player from Primus.
Let Deal join the Go Go's or Bangles. |
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| BLT |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 11:56:17
The serious replies to such a humorous thread were disappointingly funny. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 10:46:30
I have a funny feeling he may have been trying to wind everyone up.
If not he'll be dead within the week.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 04:56:08
Ayúdate a ti mismo, y entonces te ayudarán también los demás. Principio de amor al prójimo. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 17:09:29
quote:
Originally posted by BLT
I found David Lovering's replacement.
best laugh i've had today |
| Levitated |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 15:48:07
check Kim playing Into the White from Brixton 1991 video
Kick Ass!! |
| hWolsky |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 15:10:14
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I M TAKING CRAZY PILLSSSSSSZ
EUROPE CONSTITUTION: SAY NO (who cares it's just a question of time...) |
| Carl |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 09:32:31
The Pixies have a stand-in bass player called Hemaphroditos! No, they don't. Honestly. |
| offerw |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 03:16:39
I remember that Michael Anthony guy. He was hanging from a chain alongside a guy with tights screaming Pannama, Pannama, yet he could still play his bass. Impressive.
wilhelm |
| offerw |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 03:13:50
A transexual bassist would solve the problem. Hands and wrists manly enough to grip that bass like Bitch Cakes would want it to be gripped with breasts and a smile to keep the indie boys happy.
wilhelm |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 21:14:54
I think the Pixies would be better with a female lead vocalist.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 19:35:33
the New Vocalist for the Pixies! This guy is way better than Black!
 "When they clean the street, I'll be the only shit that's left behind" |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 18:38:29
If Animal is replacing David, maybe Janis could replace Kim.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| hammerhands |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 17:56:33
James Best aka Roscoe P. Coltrane and Andy Griffith!
Can James Best play guitar? I looked for trivia, I found trivia, "Cousin of singers Don Everly and Phil Everly." |
| billgoodman |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 17:12:49
I found your replacement
 "I joined the cult of Jon Tiven/Bye!" |
| BLT |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 16:39:38
I found David Lovering's replacement.
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| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 15:15:03
I think I've found Joey and Frank's replacements too!
"When they clean the street, I'll be the only shit that's left behind" |
| BLT |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 14:35:26
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
Hands down she is the best bassisit can think of.
Think harder!
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
Can you personally name a better one??
Michael Anthony! |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 14:28:05
quote:
Originally posted by BLT
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
This guy would fit in great BUT
We wouldn't want to ruin Guns and Roses now would we
"When they clean the street, I'll be the only shit that's left behind"
You mean Velvet Revolver!
No, I really meant G'n'R |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 14:15:14
I really don't see what gender has to with being a bassist or any other job. If you could explain why having a vagina and breasts makes one an inferior bass player, I am curious of what you have to say about this gender bias.
Hands down she is the best bassisit can think of. Can you personally name a better one??
And plus I agree with everyone that Kim's voice is also super cool... the Pixies woudn't be the same with out her.
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| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 14:04:30
I don't think anyone could do what Kim does. To me, she is one of the few that can pull of the simple yet intelligent basslines while providing some of the most endearing and chilling backig vocals I've ever heard. Like K said, without her, they aren't the Pixies.
Some brains just work that way, that's what chemicals can do. |
| BLT |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 13:55:33
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
This guy would fit in great BUT
We wouldn't want to ruin Guns and Roses now would we
"When they clean the street, I'll be the only shit that's left behind"
You mean Velvet Revolver! |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 13:00:22
This guy would fit in great BUT
We wouldn't want to ruin Guns and Roses now would we
"When they clean the street, I'll be the only shit that's left behind" |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 12:41:17
So, Bitch Cakes (if that IS your real name), do you honestly think men are better bass players than women? Isn't that a rather misogynistic attitude?
Not only am I quite fond of Ms. Deal's vocals, but I think it's kind of cool that the Pixies are a co-educational band.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| ccuadros |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 11:50:43
Sorry, I'm note agree....I'm a bass player and I don't think that the gender make a better or a worst bassist. I love the style of Kim.
Salu2 |
| fbc |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 11:32:33
quote:
Originally posted by Bitch Cakes
Deal is okay, but Pixies lack that punch that other all-male bands possess. Look at Nirvana!
(Sorry ElyLady, close your eyes)
True krist is all male but his playing with a 'punch' ?
I just don't, sorry, didn't hear that
Just easy bass lines played well |
| n/a |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 10:53:58
Did Bitch Cakes said something about the RHCP???
Just let Deal alone, unless you are joking, you MUST be!
I feel like a completely different person |
| BLT |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 10:42:33
Michael Anthony has forgotten more about successful bass playing than Krist Novaselic will ever know. |
| Carl |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 10:39:14
I've changed my mind, they'd be better with Krist Novaselic!    |
| ElevatorLady |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 10:37:03
quote:
Originally posted by Bitch Cakes
Deal is okay, but Pixies lack that punch that other all-male bands possess. Look at Nirvana!
I think it would be best if they let Deal go and pick up a good, strong male bassist like Flea from Red Hot Chile Peppers or the bass player from Primus.
Let Deal join the Go Go's or Bangles.
Yeah, Pixies should be more like Nirvana. The only reason we like Pixies is because they sound like Nirvana. Nirvana. Nirvana Nirvana Nirvana Nirvaaaaannnnaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!! Yeah! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 10:33:58
Not to sound disrespectful but are you joking, Bitch Cakes?
The Pixies are the Pixies in part because of Ms. Deal.
Lay off my girl! She's the perfect and only bassist for the Pixies.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| BLT |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 10:31:37
More benefits to Michael Anthony:
1. Steadiest quarter notes in the biz
2. Ample experience with multi-million dollar music tours
3. Has more hair than Kim Deal
4. Aggressive yet endearing smile
5. Other Pixies needn't worry about him submitting his own songs (he doesn't write any) |
| n/a |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 10:12:58
I don't have the 'valley-girl accent', but I must say with my own accent, KIM IS PERFECT WITH THE BASS.
I justcan't imagine the Pixies without her.
I feel like a completely different person |
| BLT |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 10:01:22
quote:
Originally posted by Levitated
uumm.. let's see, a male with Kim's smile, sweet backing vocals, and cool personality? Don't think so
Kim Deal rules!!!
You don't know much about Michael Anthony, do you? |
| Levitated |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 09:54:37
uumm.. let's see, a male with Kim's smile, sweet backing vocals, and cool personality? Don't think so
Kim Deal rules!!!
yeah, Catholics is what you're looking for my friend |
| BLT |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 09:46:18
If you're looking for a male who can pluck those quarter-notes on the bass like Kim does, may I suggest Michael Anthony? He is apparently unemployed at the moment and could use the exercise.
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