| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 02:51:36
Hi,
I hope you won't be offended by this topic but I feel like I gotta share my corporal experiences including references to our holy Pixies.
I started this activity 2 years ago (yeah, don't laugh, you have to begin someday). That was agreable, reminded me of the things you do with your willy when you're a kid (you know...) but with wet credits at the end! Simon (my best friend) said that I had to practice every day in order to increase the size of my penis... (no comments) I followed his advice, but quickly got bored because it became more a duty than a pleasure. My fantasies (I'll speak about them another time) needed some help from a concrete support. Pornography didn't work for it's not attractive. How can men collect magazines with ridiculous bad pictures of sluts and dicks and get jerk in front of them? It isn't even beautiful!!
Then one evening listenning music i thought: "Can I do it during a whole album trying to find the good rhythm in order to ejaculate at the very end of the last song?" So i played a Pixies album because they are not too long. I instantly thought that Surfer Rosa would do it. But the themes are too obvious and the album "wordy". I could'nt imagine myself during The Holiday Son. Kinda disburbing and pervert song isn't it (it made me realise the true meaning of the song)? So I played Bossanova. Perfect epic instrumental intro, nonsens shouted words then beautiful space velvet song... Good! Sexy and abstract! I had to slow down though. After 3 or 4 evenings. I managed to "release" during Havalina (I had a painfull pause during stormy weather I admit) and it felt so good!!! Body and soul together vibrating at these great songs! Waouh. Simon told me that some albums were actually recorded as soundtracks for love. He advised me a Stoogez album and will show me how to play it!
So, did you have this kind of experience and which albums would you advice?
I'm curious...
My birthday is next friday! |
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| Carl |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 18:42:26
Yeah, it's only about 15 years old now! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 12:32:02
Well, when does Bossanova become a legal consenting adult?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 01:51:55
Well, thank for the advice, humour men... A long time ago (3 months) I used to listen to the Libertines but never got eargasm. Now I know the Kinks and prefer this earlier version of the same rock.
I don't know Wilco and don't like Franz Ferdinand (the words are pretencious and empty and their guitars sounds really annoy me).
Moreover I was told that it is wrong and not legal to masturbate on young music...
Isn't it??
I'm 14 and you're not!!! Ha Ha !! |
| puredenizenofthecitizensb |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 08:02:55
quote:
Originally posted by the tolerant
Hey joe, next time try something worth tossing over like the killers, franz, you know, some of todays newer bands..or wilco.
Now theres some wank music for your amusement. Enjoy!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 How come we say Los Angeleez?
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 21:08:40
quote:
Originally posted by 50 Pence
Yea star, i wonder if he meant that pun, lol
Blats
uhhhhh, do ya think? |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:59:25
quote:
Originally posted by Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo
Thank you everyone for your support! This is not exactly what I expected still it is interesting. Wolsky and Daisy, I appreciate the fact that you took some time to write some valuable comments even if I didn't get totally what Wolsky wanted to express. The form is okay it's just the content that sounds a bit obscure to me.
Sorry if I upset people with this thread. Truth is upseting sometimes...
I'll try to a have a descend behaviour but don't expect me to read porno stuff! No way!!!
I am young still I am proud.
Oh Mr Wolsky my mother tongue is also French as I was born in Switzerland! C'est coule!
My birthday is next friday!
Thanks so much Joey and Skatealex.
To your comment here, keep hWolinky's comments, they are very good and one day you will get what he's saying.
The other part of your comment above is never do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable. And never ask someone to do what makes them feel uncomfortalbe. No means no. That's good for standing up for your personal beliefs Joey. |
| Carl |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 18:46:01
I've got a 7". Size is'nt everything.... |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 18:07:28
quote:
I am honest enough to confess my sins.
Hey, tell it to Floop!
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| 50 Pence |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 15:07:28
Yea star, i wonder if he meant that pun, lol
Blats |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 14:38:28
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
why try to get action from a guy/girl, when you've got a perfect 12 inch waiting for you at home.
 You can go eat a decroded piece of crap!
*snicker*
I think in a strange way it's a beautiful, beautiful thing guys!
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
| Blaireau Man |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 12:25:14
then you say french are dirty pervert ;)
YES WE ARE! mwahahaha
(but we keep it for us)
NH3 OH I LOve YoU So Much |
| the tolerant |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 09:32:16
Oh, and jo, don't forget those kegal exercises
Hold the squeeze 'til after the sneeze |
| the tolerant |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 09:21:48
Hey joe, next time try something worth tossing over like the killers, franz, you know, some of todays newer bands..or wilco.
Now theres some wank music for your amusement. Enjoy! |
| billgoodman |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 08:53:22
it was actually my last splash the last time
 "I joined the cult of Jon Tiven/Bye!" |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 06:01:51
Better with the 'Cannonball' video. But you're right, Kim has one of the sexiest voices.
'Into the White'??? I'll try it 
Ayúdate a ti mismo, y entonces te ayudarán también los demás. Principio de amor al prójimo. |
| billgoodman |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 05:32:50
I reccomend jerking off when listening to 'last splash'
;)
"I joined the cult of Jon Tiven/Bye!" |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 04:36:33
How old are you?
Would you like me to send you some porno stuff?
Ayúdate a ti mismo, y entonces te ayudarán también los demás. Principio de amor al prójimo. |
| Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 01:33:48
Thank you everyone for your support! This is not exactly what I expected still it is interesting. Wolsky and Daisy, I appreciate the fact that you took some time to write some valuable comments even if I didn't get totally what Wolsky wanted to express. The form is okay it's just the content that sounds a bit obscure to me.
Sorry if I upset people with this thread. Truth is upseting sometimes...
I'll try to a have a descend behaviour but don't expect me to read porno stuff! No way!!!
I am young still I am proud.
Oh Mr Wolsky my mother tongue is also French as I was born in Switzerland! C'est coule!
My birthday is next friday! |
| Skatealex1 |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 21:58:14
daisy girl youre a genious
The Truth Is Out There |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 20:57:19
i disagree, whacking off to an album defeats the purpose of masturbation. masturbation is meant to quickly release a build up of, shall we say, tension. if jerking to a certain album becomes pleasurable then why try to get action from a guy/girl, when you've got a perfect 12 inch waiting for you at home. it's this kind of anti-social behaviour, internet porn fits in here well also, that is making people stay home and not go out and breed like good little human animals. now bossanova is ruined forever for me because i will think JJJCJ is having a tug every time i listen to it.
btw, JJJCJ, that's the worst name i ever heard! hehe.
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
| SHAZEB ANDLEEB |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 19:26:02
Growing up as a Catholic, I used to masterbate to Playboy magazine....you FREAK!!
hermaphroditos is my name
worship me |
| Jose Jones |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 18:28:11
anytime, daisy-loo.
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they were the heroes of old, men of renown. |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 18:00:08
Thanks Jose  That means a lot... I was trying to practice.. no kids but I want to make sure I will be a good parent before we bring a life into the world or adopt a life. |
| Jose Jones |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 17:57:58
Wolsky and daisy would be the best parents ever! i love this thread.
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they were the heroes of old, men of renown. |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 16:48:46
Hi,
Welcome to the forum.
It's always a good thing to be honest, you are right. I definately thought hWolsky had good advise for you.
I think what you're asking or wondering is "is this normal?" The answer is you are very normal. It is part of growing up an learning about your body, which is going through many changes.
It is good that you talk about it in person with your friends and other people your age. Your parents, a brother or a doctor might be another person to go to with your questions.
The one thing your friend told you about it making it bigger, is a lie. It's going to be the size it is, no matter what. Don't worry about the size or how it looks, because one day you will find some one to love you for who you are.
I think as long as you're not thinking of images of kids or tortured/abused people, the sky's the limit. Also, a warning sign is if you did it for several hours a day and it interfered with your normal activities in which case you would want to talk to a therepist. But it doesn't sound like this is the case for you now.
So come and stay out here and chat about Frank Black and all his cool albums.
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| Carl |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 16:18:05
Well, it does take courage to admit to something like that in 'public'(?!), it's just I though you were just trying to be scummy and upset people, J.J!! I just did'nt know where you were er, 'coming' from, with that. |
| hWolsky |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 15:45:16
Dear boy,
Welcome on earth!
People here are not designed to be friends. Welcome, they say!
Real friends are living maybe not in your town but in the actual and physical world. The one you want to avoid apparently. You would love to share your thought and feelings, you're in the wrong place.
It's good to be honest. Keep this dynamic for the rest of your life but being honest does not mean you have to show all the "facettes" of your diamond. Keep it precious and valuable by not exposing it to the harsh light of day.
To answer to your question, music was the attempt to give a meaning to our physical approach of life. The excuse for spirituality and its main manifestation also.
Rain and fire created music.
Mankind is a meaning-provider. That would sum up the role he was given.
Then love (the most common proof of pleasure) is music, undoubtedly, for love is death, and life as we consider it, is the pre-result of death. (a sort of inverted reverb).
Am I clear? No?
Sorry, I am French, my thought have a different layer... and I apologize for the whole French nation who helped spreading a fake and dangerous notion of human dignity, rights and freedom, along with other States... but it is not the debate tonight, eye am square as a triangle.
Right... You are apparently young enough to make mistakes, enjoy!!! I wish I could still make mistakes. Most of us here are too old and used to dare doing anything like a mistake. Does it mean we can't learn anytmore? It could...
Of course evry move we make may be a mistake but we won't admit it. We can surrender to the evidence but we won't forgive.
Forgiveness could be the theme of the night! You might know a bit about that as a Catholic, don't you?
So forgive us, and yourself. May your biggest sin be your being frank.
Don't give up, things that happened in the past only happen in your mind.
The true rulers are not around here.
LOG OUT and find a new freedom.
PS: Fun House is great for love, but try not to kill her if you have the L.A. Blues.
I'm a regular old fashion music admirer. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 10:29:16
My favorite musicians are Catholics. I have many problems
to deal with because Frank's touring with the Pixies right now.
But back on topic, I hope Frank reads this thread. He might
get a kick out of it. Or not.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 07:30:30
Hey!
Don't make fun of me!
I am honest enough to confess my sins. Don't pretend you never had pleasure of any kind with music!! Are you that old?
My parents are Catholics. I have many problems to deal with.
My birthday is next friday! |
| Carl |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 07:03:22
I really tried not to reply to this, but I have to point out-the thread is titled Masturbating ON Bossanova. So, is it a wipe-cleanable CD cover or is the record cover now a bit 'crinkled'? I'm assuming a tape or minidisc would be too small an area. You'd probably miss the target. |
| hWolsky |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 06:31:44
Probably the greatest living sandwich ever.
Yesterday, when i was young...
I'm a regular old fashion music admirer. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 05:47:23
Is this the greatest Pixies fan ever? Or a sandwich short of a picnic?
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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