| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 05:44:02
Is he?
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| 18 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 10:22:04
Indeed, Floop, I've heard many a rumour of the emergency panty raid drills carried on in the secret forum, which is really my reason for wanting to join. Vote yes on 219: let Canada in!
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
| Malax |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 10:20:54
Have I missed something. Oh, I hate not keeping up with this part of the forum.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 10:13:30
quote:
Originally posted by Frog in the Sand
Congrats, Adnan. How did you guess the incredible truth?...
Personally I wouldn't have guessed it if I hadn't received this strange email some time ago:
Dear Frog,
I think that, as a long-time fan of Me and a lifetime member of the almost official fan club of Me, you have the right to know who actually hides behind the now-glorious pseudonym 'Song Oracle'.
This anonymous hero is Dave Noisy.
But wait. Guess who actually hides behind the pseudonym 'Dave Noisy'.
Me.
Yes, me, the King. Your King.
Of course it's a secret, so keep this for yourself if you want me to keep sending you special, ultralimited editions of my solo albums (btw, let me know if you're still interested in hearing some new Pixies stuff en avant-première mondiale).
Regards,
Charles 'Massif Centrale' Thompson IV.
Maybe I'd better shut up, but after all the secret is out now...
 "Welcome back to the 10th grade!"
If that story is true, you are a mother fucker 'cause you have revealed it.
P.S.: Can I be in the secret forum? I promise to not talk about strawberry frontier conflict between our nations.
 "Join the Cult of the whore at the door / And You'll find no answers, but real fun" |
| Jason |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 10:09:00
I could swear that the song oracle's identity was once revealed. And it happened in such a way that it almost looked like an accident. I still remember who it was.
But I won't say anything.
Maybe I was hallucinating. |
| Jettison |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 08:46:53
i've lost all contact with song oracle.
i think the evil robots may have won...
www.thecroakers.com |
| floop |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 07:46:48
don't worry. we don't advocate hazing on the secret forum, under any circumstances.
(we do encourage panty raids though) |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 05:04:38
Do you have a wellcome ritual or something? Cause I will not accept anything that is degrading.
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| floop |
Posted - 05/09/2004 : 21:40:21
we're having a summit meeting next week about whether or not we're going to admit Canadians to the secret forum. it's been a hot topic lately over there.
we'll let you know. . i'm sorry, that's the best i can do for now. |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 05/09/2004 : 21:23:11
Are there enough French people in the secret forum to change a lightbulb...
Alright, I had to say it with that setup. It was an honest question, though, I'm still waiting for my admission to the secret society. :)
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 05/09/2004 : 20:20:46
Yeah, and you'll have to change the lightbulbs.
I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That's what I aspire to basically. - Tom Waits |
| floop |
Posted - 05/09/2004 : 15:20:33
quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
Yeah, you know it cause you're on the secret forum!
someday we may consider letting you join us. if you consider wearing deodorant. |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 05/09/2004 : 03:12:12
Yeah, you know it cause you're on the secret forum!
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| floop |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 16:56:30
me too. |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 16:21:14
Nuh-uh, mun chien. I know too.
I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That's what I aspire to basically. - Tom Waits |
| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 16:18:28
I can assure you that he\she is not Dave or Frank Black though i promised not to reveal his\her true identity. I'm so proud that i'm the only one to know the true identity of the Song Oracle. Hehehehehehe.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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| Frog in the Sand |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 13:14:51
Congrats, Adnan. How did you guess the incredible truth?...
Personally I wouldn't have guessed it if I hadn't received this strange email some time ago:
Dear Frog,
I think that, as a long-time fan of Me and a lifetime member of the almost official fan club of Me, you have the right to know who actually hides behind the now-glorious pseudonym 'Song Oracle'.
This anonymous hero is Dave Noisy.
But wait. Guess who actually hides behind the pseudonym 'Dave Noisy'.
Me.
Yes, me, the King. Your King.
Of course it's a secret, so keep this for yourself if you want me to keep sending you special, ultralimited editions of my solo albums (btw, let me know if you're still interested in hearing some new Pixies stuff en avant-première mondiale).
Regards,
Charles 'Massif Centrale' Thompson IV.
Maybe I'd better shut up, but after all the secret is out now...
"Welcome back to the 10th grade!" |
| VoVat |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 11:43:03
I tried to get my tickets to the Song Oracle show, but they all sold out in less than a minute. Damn scalpers!
I've reached 1000 posts / So I'm too cool to be in a cult. |
| chickenwithtwoheads |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 08:23:41
On a holiday, for many miles, looking for a place to stay, near some friendly star, he found this mote, and now we wonder where he is...
Brasil?
I'm bored with the valleys and bored by the peaks. So I bought a ticket to the freaks |
