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hWolsky Posted - 11/09/2004 : 13:15:19
Yo, maybe nobody cares but I want to do a selection of Frank Black's worst songs, I mean a compilation that would work and would be a good album for any new silly bands... Well U know I have time to waste today... and I want U to react, you giks!

Old Black Dawning
Calistan (Am I joking?)
Kicked in the Taco
Dance War
I gotta move
Steak'n Sabre
You're such a wire
Hermaphroditos
California Bound
1826
Jane the Queen of Love (Top Worst!)
Velvety (how dare I...)
Modern Age
The Scene
Massif Central (haaaa! you're blushing!)

Most of them are below the average in their studio recording form, I admit that some of them played live are a bit better 'mais ça casse pas des briques' contrary to other songs that are truely evil!

Revisionnisme progressiste.

HW
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IceCream Posted - 11/11/2005 : 14:58:09
quote:
Originally posted by jediroller

And the award for Worst Fan goes to... hWolsky!

Just kidding.


"Just kill the one with the sword first."
"Ah," Reagan says, raising his waxed and penciled eyebrows, and cocking his pompadour in Shaftoe's direction. "Smarrrt--you target them because they're the officers, right?"
"No, fuckhead!" Shaftoe yells. "You kill 'em because they've got fucking swords! You ever had anyone running at you waving a fucking sword?"


366 days late...I found this post very funny.
Triakel Posted - 11/24/2004 : 07:59:14
Yes, we were also just discussing Sean Connery's skill with the longbow. And I agree, Michael Douglas' wife does look vaguely Latina.

Boku wa Mi-ne-a-po-ri-su, Mi-ne-so-ta sunde. "Kelly Deal 6000" no shi.

Foto mekenai. "Yahoo" wa baka yaro!

Hai, Furanku wa kamisama. "Punk Buddha" desu. Kare no uta wa nehan. Ii atama mo.

Haven't used my Nihon-glish muscles for some time. This is fun, hWolksy.

King Brothers. Seagulls Screaming Kiss Her, Kiss Her. Chage & Aska (joking on the last one)
hWolsky Posted - 11/23/2004 : 20:37:58
For those who don't understand, we are talking Welsh about sex and food.

Furu ru ji ru ru bara bara ni!
Wouuuh

HW
hWolsky Posted - 11/23/2004 : 20:33:37
Kore wa watashi no fotografu http://fr.f258.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter/joe_the_lion_7.jpg?viewimg=1&box=Inbox&MsgId=4594_8029066_3587_1103_3248259_0_203_4209518_1119665472&bodyPart=2&filename=joe_the_lion_7.jpg&tnef=&YY=94477&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b
Hatarakimasu ka?

Hontoo desu... Furanko Burako (kami)sama Amerika ni "popularu" de wa arimasen... Amerika jin torendu ga nai... Demo watashitachi wa Furanko ga daisuki ne? Kare wa totemo kawaii (sorry I had to use that word...) desu!!! Wakai Kuma kuma! hmmm hmmm...
Anata wa dare desu ka?
Watashi wa Parijin desu (furansu).

Subarashii Love and Life




HW
Triakel Posted - 11/23/2004 : 17:51:06
Watashi mo Nihon ni superu star detai. ***"Gaijin Nihongo Supa Sta!"*** naritai. Sapporo desu. Hokusai Gakuen Daigaku de benkyo shimashita.

Anata ga shashin arimasu? Fotografu? Shiroi neko "icon"? So desu ne. Iroiro kotoba o waruremashita. Utsukushii dayo. Boku wa busu. "Icon" ga nai. Sabishii ...

Furanko Burako-sama wa Amerika no "superu star genius" desu. Soredemo minasan Amerikajin wa "Kim is cute and smart" to "Franko wa baka kaba kaba" utsukushinai bla bla bla hanashimashita. Minasan wa Furanko no "brilliant head" wasuremashita.

Elephanto Kashimashi Michele Gun Elephant Shonen Knifu. Hai.
hWolsky Posted - 11/23/2004 : 13:34:11
Hontoo no desu, Tiriakelu kun!
Jibun de Nihongo o benkyo shimasu... Watashi wa Nihon ni Superu Star detai!
Ha ha!
Watashi no shashin utsukushii desu ne?


Barusayu no Bala

HW
Triakel Posted - 11/23/2004 : 08:46:10
Mae ni hWolski wa chotto yoppuratta? Biru ka sake nomu? Fu-ran-su no wa-i-no? A-me-ri-ka no Bu-do-wai-sa?

Daijobu desu ne. Mina-san wa tokidoki ippai gu-ras-su to debu kuchi ga arimasu!

(Douzo ... jodan ... jodan ... ; ) Gakuen de Nihongo o benkyo shimashita.
hWolsky Posted - 11/18/2004 : 13:45:41
Haha, I'm not a cock!

Joe the Lion (made of iron)

HW
hWolsky Posted - 11/18/2004 : 13:44:58
http://fr.f258.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter/joe_the_lion_7.jpg?viewimg=1&box=Inbox&MsgId=4594_8029066_3587_1103_3248259_0_203_4209518_1119665472&bodyPart=2&filename=joe_the_lion_7.jpg&tnef=&YY=94477&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b

HW
hWolsky Posted - 11/18/2004 : 13:33:54
http://www.bobgruen.com/files/dbowie/files/R.250%20DAVID%20BOWIE%20LIVE%20RADIO%20C.jpg

This one is sweet too...

HW
hWolsky Posted - 11/18/2004 : 13:31:52
"I'm a sTarman waiting in the Sky, I would like to come and meet you, but I think I would blow your Mind..."

http://home.rhein-zeitung.de/~tommi.s/images/bowie.jpg

HW
adda flea Posted - 11/18/2004 : 11:38:50
oh yeh, quoting bowie is always good, no need to disclaim it.
adda flea Posted - 11/18/2004 : 11:37:30
hwolsky, I like your topics, but you seem a little....high on yourself. Cocky people blow.
hWolsky Posted - 11/17/2004 : 12:11:02
"Are you headed my way" is my anthem!

HW
hWolsky Posted - 11/17/2004 : 12:09:50
Haha, I'm Wolsky Poochy, the Court Jester! Ha, there we go, tongues get free! We are so different, one century ago we could have fought against each others with blades. THAT was the good old time. We do not know each others at all. We can pretend, we can fake. Is it fun? What's the point? Who is the strongest?
Where am I, Who am I? Oh I am not (that) drunk!!!
You like Frank Black (the whole concept) Proove it! Wake you sleepy head (Yeah I quote Bowie again, that's natural, You gotta make way for the homo Superior!)

J'ai deux amours, mon pays et Paris...

HW
vilainde Posted - 11/17/2004 : 08:29:31
My least favorites:
Pure Denizen
Do You Feel Bad About It
Tiny Heart
You're Such A Wire
Smoke Up
Black Letter Day
Are You Headed My Way

Can't say I don't like them though, except the 3 from Pistolero.


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
vilainde Posted - 11/17/2004 : 08:26:34
I love Fields Of Marigold. I love, love, love it. I love Massif Centrale too. Every morning at 8 I hear the weather forecast on the radio and everytime the guy says "cloudy/sunny/stormy on the Massif Central" I scream "YEAH! That's the sign..." and it makes my day. Every day for the last 2 years.


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
two reelers Posted - 11/17/2004 : 07:50:43
quote:
Originally posted by Adam

HW,
I have come up with the following list of songs: Velouria, havalina, Hate Me and Amnesia (sp).

There you go. My list of weakest songs.

Free the Heel!



havalina ?? hate me ???? amnesia ?????? velouria ??????????????

HATE ME is one of my all-time favourite tunes....i hate you !

but it seems that 1826 is not really liked
"Are you headed my way?" - this is also kind of crappy, yeah






I joined the cult of Souled American / 'cause they are a damn' fine band
just_give_me_a_reason Posted - 11/17/2004 : 07:35:59
Of course you do
Stuart Posted - 11/17/2004 : 07:35:46
There are not many Frank songs that I dislike but these the few:

1826
Massif Centrale (can't see what the fuss is about... first bit is great then it gets boring)
Hang Onto Your Ego (only crap song off of the first album)
Stupid Me
Fields of Marigold

Thats about it really



This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate!
Black_francis_ Posted - 11/17/2004 : 07:32:07
build high,build high do do do do do
i like that song
just_give_me_a_reason Posted - 11/17/2004 : 07:11:49
Apologies to Frank if he reads this, and to anyone else who bizarrely decides to take offence on his behalf.

Frank is my single favourite artist of all time.

But "Build High", the B-Side of Planet of Sound, really, really sucked.

I'm betting he's over it.
n/a Posted - 11/16/2004 : 13:33:45
I´m with you adda flea, this thread MUST be a joke!!!

But I still think that´s a bad taste joke...

No peito dos desafinados
Também bate um coração
adda flea Posted - 11/16/2004 : 11:47:24
This thread is a joke. Calistan??? Give me a break. Anyone who hates Calistan isn't a Frank fan, and hwolsky is, therefore this thread is a joke ( but its a funny one). Sometimes its just a matter of time till a frank song infests your head and you gotta hear it. I owned Pistolero for two years before I liked anything from it. I'm not sure if it ever left my cd player for the next year.
Newo Posted - 11/12/2004 : 05:49:01
Oh yeah I Don´t Wanna Hurt You Every Single Time is pap.

--

Moving from the clown to the jester will mean moving from similar to same, from alike to identical, from comparable to analogous. Though applied differently, the colours used on one can be used on another, and a couple of changes of costume will rapidly transform the jester into a clown and the clown into a jester. Strictly speaking, they almost duplicate each other as regards clothes and function, the only difference between them, from a social point of view, is that clowns do not usually visit the palaces of kings.
vilainde Posted - 11/12/2004 : 01:42:52
I fail to see anything good in You're Such a Wire. The lyrics are awful (come on! "Full of it" rhymes with... "full of it"!), the melody is really bad (the high notes on "even YOU at TIMES must get tired" make me cringe), the drums sound dull and uninspired and the other catholics have nothing interesting to play. The song is either too slow or too fast, I don't know. I sound mean but I really, really hate it. Mind you, that makes 1 bad song and 300+ amazing ones, so I guess it's no big deal if I diss that one.


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
Skatealex1 Posted - 11/11/2004 : 20:40:41
I love youre such a wire-its such a cool fuckin song

The Truth Is Out There
Itchload Posted - 11/11/2004 : 15:46:41
Just to clarify--simply naming a list of songs you don't like is not "criticism". Criticism would be explaining why you don't like them in some form of detail.

Not that I have anything wrong with someone listing their least favorites, but you can't really defend it in the name of criticism.

Guess mine would be
Brackish Boy
Mosh, Don't Pass the Guy
666
Steak and Sabre
You're Such a Wire
Black Ryder


It'd be an EP I reckon.
soundofataris Posted - 11/11/2004 : 14:14:02
quote:
Originally posted by Newo

Aaaagh Velvety how can any song with the line 'I like that lemur I lick it' be on anyone's worst-of list?



Amen. That's Velvety.


I've never liked Goodbye Lorraine or Hate Me. Boy, it sure does feel good to get that off my chest. Good bye

---------------------------------------
I go to bakeries all day long
There's a lack of sweetness in my life
People in love are stupid and gross.
Newo Posted - 11/11/2004 : 14:09:44
Aaaagh Velvety how can any song with the line 'I like that lemur I lick it' be on anyone's worst-of list?

--

Moving from the clown to the jester will mean moving from similar to same, from alike to identical, from comparable to analogous. Though applied differently, the colours used on one can be used on another, and a couple of changes of costume will rapidly transform the jester into a clown and the clown into a jester. Strictly speaking, they almost duplicate each other as regards clothes and function, the only difference between them, from a social point of view, is that clowns do not usually visit the palaces of kings.
mosleyk Posted - 11/11/2004 : 12:45:47
I'm with you adda flea... I really like "Your such a wire." I also like 21 reasons because of the word images and it is I think it is fun to play acoustically and sing along with.
adda flea Posted - 11/11/2004 : 09:42:48
what is the deal with everyone not liking You're Such a Wire? Lyrics, music?? I've always thought its another great frank tune.
rocknrolldan Posted - 11/11/2004 : 03:47:26
New version of Nimrods Son
In Heaven (crappy song but funny)

Those two the only Frank Black songs I disslike. There are a few which I think are just ok.

"I like Lou Reed" she said...
Brackish Heart Posted - 11/11/2004 : 03:24:21
I don't know why everyone seems to dislike the song You're Such a Wire so much - lyrically its probably not that spectacular but i love the way Frank sings it. still in my top 10% of FB songs.

Peter Walker Posted - 11/11/2004 : 02:59:07
quote:
Originally posted by Superabounder

Ahhh, I know what this reminds me of...Sophie's Choice.



Ahhh, nothing like a bit of perspective, is there? Choosing the lesser songs of a favourite artist is SO like deciding which of your children to kill?

I do hope not!

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